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“Sorry, babe,” Keith says. He even smiles, no doubt proud of himself.
And Lance knows it’s his fault. He started it, after all, but at least the biting term of endearment made sense when he was the one doing it. Keith had been talking to him like they were some old married couple. The kind who’ve been married too long and don’t love each other anymore and gripe over meaningless shit, only managing to piss each other off even further.
That’s why Lance called him dear. Because it made sense in the situation. It was a calculated insult. A strategic jab.
Keith, on the other hand, is weaponizing the term of endearment without any rhyme or reason, simply to get back at Lance.
Or: Keith and Lance have gotten into the habit of using pet names as condescending insults. They're not really terms of endearment.
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15 Jul 2025
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(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
(00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
(00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
(00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
(00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
(00:45) What
(00:46) The
(00:46) Fuck???
(00:47) Oh good, you are awake!
where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there- Language:
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23 Jun 2025
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[Akechi will remember that] by a_s_kafka
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
09 Aug 2024
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He saw a teacher further down the hallway and thought of calling out, but that thought was quickly stamped out as he remembered not even a second glance being thrown his way as his teacher, having done nothing after hearing his cries and pleas, turned away and busied himself elsewhere.
So, Akechi slowly and begrudgingly allowed himself to be dragged to an empty classroom and let his fate be sealed as the door was shut behind him.// Or Akechi has a huge distrust of teachers and adults in general, only when Mr. Matsuzaki saves him does he allow himself to trust, if only a little.
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06 Sep 2024
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When Keith crashed his lion into a Galra warship in order to stop it from destroying a solar system, and more importantly his friends, he was fully prepared to die for it.
What he didn’t prepare for was to wake up in an alternate universe where he and Lance were dating.
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10 Jul 2024
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In which Keith gets bitten by a Love Bug, and Lance is less okay with this than anyone honestly expected.
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- Part 1 of LoveBug 'Verse
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05 Jul 2024
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"I find myself wondering, sweet reader, when exactly someone will take a shovel to the back of this racist statue's metal head and begin dismantling our university’s scandalous love affair with the most problematic donors they could possibly find. I’m looking at you, President Zarkon, kindly remove your hand from the Republican Party’s dick. This is a liberal arts college for God’s sake."
When Galra University's Tumblr page, meant for football game updates and pleads for attendees for club meetings, is plagued by a mysterious writer determined to eviscerate every toxic part of the college, Lance is intrigued. When he becomes a leading character in the anonymous letters, well, he gets a little more curious. Lance becomes determined to unveil the writer and find out a) what is his problem exactly and b) does he really think Lance's eyes are that blue?
A tale in which Lance is oblivious and pining for the hot nerd in the back of his Greek mythology class, Keith can wield a pen with deadly cruelty, and you, dear readers, suffer from the pains of dramatic irony.
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- Part 1 of The Dear Reader-Verse
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11 Mar 2024
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fruit loops in time (circle around me) by justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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"This is Crabbe, and Goyle," the blonde boy says, pointing at the two boys next to him. "And I'm Malfoy, Draco Ma - "
Ron laughs, and Malfoy immediately bristles.
"Think my name's funny, do you?" Malfoy says, angrily. "No need to ask yours - "
"You're honestly so cute," Ron interrupts, yet again, shaking his head. "So tiny. And so angry, all the time. It's adorable."
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Ron Weasley, Time Traveller Extraordinaire, is stuck in the same seven year Hogwarts Loop, repeating the same thing over and over again. Naturally, he's so done with everything.Series
- Part 4 of and several bad jokes later
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28 Jan 2024
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A process is recursive when it defines or contains itself; e.g., the Fibonacci sequence, which determines the next number as the sum of the previous two.
But not all recursive processes are mathematical. Recursion can happen in a temporal context when, for instance, the powerful magical force that is true love drags you back in time so it can create itself, endangering the fate of the Wizarding World—not to mention the very fabric of space and time—along the way.
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24 Dec 2023
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Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.
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07 Nov 2023
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The Mystery of the Marvelous Mrs. Potter by sleeplessocean
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Sep 2023
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Harry Potter, Professor for the Defense Against The Dark Arts at Hogwarts, is very happily married. Though he was vague when he told stories about his beloved, he spoke about them often. His classes knew a lot about whoever he was married to, but nothing at all descriptive enough to know who they were.
His students may not usually care who his spouse is, but one student in particular is out to crack the case.
I do not agree with jkr - this is a safe space
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29 Sep 2023
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Who is it?! by driedsaltedseaweed
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
04 Jul 2023
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The psykickers (mainly Aiura and Toritsuka) are sick of losing to Akechi all the time. They devise a plan to find out who Saiki's favourite Psykicker really is.
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29 Aug 2023
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only if you realize by baudeIaire
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
26 Aug 2025
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A series of letters from Touma to Kusuo. All written just around Kusuo’s birthday
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29 Aug 2023