15 Works by MISSKOSAI

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    "Count. How many do you think you can do?"

    "I don't know," Neil's brain is blank.
    "Alright. We'll do one for everytime Riko's failed you." 
    "We'll be here all night." Neil laughs.
    "Would that be such a bad thing?"
    "No," Neil says truthfully. "No, it wouldn't." 
    "Then you better start naming."

    or, Riko Moriyama is the world's worst boyfriend. He's rude, he's inconsiderate, but worst of all, he's bad at sex. So who can blame Neil for taking up the gorgeous bartender on his offer?

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    "" "So that's one caramel frappuccino, one hazelnut hot chocolate, one caramel macchiato, and... a black coffee?" Neil says questioningly, amused at the plain order after the barrage of sugar

    "That's Kevin's," the blonde man answered uncaringly. "He says he's diabetic, but he's lying. He just wants an excuse to cut sugar."

    "I see." Neil answers, not sure if he should care who Kevin is or not. ""

    Or, the Foxhole has a new regular, who seems to enjoy leaving Neil quite generous tips. It's a shame he's from a rival coffee shop.

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    One thing that Natalia Wesninski has inherited from her father, Martin Hatford, is a talent for math.

    So she knows that a quart of her soul currently belongs to the devil, and that in exchange this means that her mother is not able to kill her. All she has to do is survive the millions of other things that could threaten her life, and thank her lucky stars (and the devil) that her mother isn't one of them. All she has to do is keep running. The Millport High dingoes have lost their final match, and Nina Josten is ready to ditch Arizona and move somewhere where her mother could never reach her. But a tantalising contract compromises her plans, the promise of Exy sealing the deal.
    Nina is used to having a hellish effect on the people around her due to the immortal contract shadowing over her aura, but something her father's deal with the devil can't explain the burn she feels when she's around a certain blonde goalie. Indulging in Andrea Minyard is something that could get her killed thousands of times over, but her allure is something Nina cannot resist.

    Or, Nina Josten is a demon. Andrea Minyard is an angel. Neither of them is very happy about this.

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    Nathaniel Wesninski was too young when he was covered in his mother's blood, watching her body burn to cinders on the California beachside. His father's arm rests on his shoulder; there is a cleaver in his hand, a cruel reminder of what he has done.

    A decade later, he stands in a cold, dark room, cleaver in hand, staring down at the splattered body bag below him. Evermore awaits him, once his job is done. The Butcher's resemblance has never been more evident than it had been then.

    Nathaniel realises, in hindsight, it had all made sense.

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    It has been a year and two days since Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy broke up. Not that he's counting, of course.

    Draco Malfoy does not miss him, at all. Not even when he calls Draco's phone, whimpering and whining - not a bit. Not even when Draco takes him back home and fucks him till he cries.

    Though he must admit that last bit was not a part of the plan.

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    Nathaniel Wesninski takes his place in the Hunger Games as a death sentence after he stumbles forward to volunteer for his twin brother, Neil Wesninski. But Nathaniel Wesninski has endured years of hardship, and survival under deathly circumstances is no stranger to him. Nathaniel becomes a contender without knowing it, and as he sharpens his blades and tries his best to ignore Andrew Minyard, his classmate who was also selected, he finds himself making choices that weigh survival against humanity, life against love. Winning means fame, fortune and a better life for his brother. Losing means certain death, and his family will be plunged into a poverty like never before.

    There is only one victor, and the odds have never been in Nathaniel's favour.

    *i'm insanely bad at summaries please read i promise its not trash

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    *formerly VITA POST MORTEM.

    Neil Josten dies in West Virginia, where he is stuffed into a car by the Malcolm siblings, never to be seen again. For Andrew Minyard, gone is a world full of colour and blue eyes, auburn curls and citrus shampoo, white 10s on ugly orange uniform, deep scars and healed wounds hid under just-as-ugly palmetto hoodies, and a gorgeous face that made it all beautiful. Left is an empty heart and a ratty duffel bag that Andrew keeps with him at night, clinging onto something tat made it all feel real. Like it was more than a pipe dream. A figure of his drugged dreams turned into sober imagination.

    Neil Josten dies in West Virginia, where he is stuffed into a car by the Malcolm siblings. For Nathaniel Wesninski, gone is blonde hair, hazel eyes, eyebrow piercings, cigarette smoke on his tongue, coconut shampoo and an immovable goalie pulling him down to earth. He is held down and delirious - all he sees is Lola Malcolm’s smiling face before he wakes up in a cold, cold basement with corpses at his feet and a bloody cleaver in his hands.

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    Riko Moriyama loses everything.

    or, AFTG from Riko Moriyama's POV.

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    "Do you think we'll always be best friends?" Even in every universe?

    Two sheltered little manor boys, running around the fields.

    They're best friends - born best friends, and they think they'll die best friends together. They have their differences naturally, but it all works out in the end. It always does.

    But who would tell the soft spring lambs what hardships come with the winters? Who would pour acid on two blooming flowers? And who on earth would seperate two best friends?

    Maybe in every universe, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy will always work out.

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    The Second Wizarding War brought ruin to the world.

    The Dark Mark left it's residue on several buildings that night, no matter how many were quelled by the Warfare Recovery Department at the Ministry of Magic.

    But now, now, it's all finally resolved for Harry Potter. There are no more overarching plots and battles for his life, only untouched plates of steak and chips and scraps of parchment with bookshops on them, lounging at home with his two adopted fathers, his biggest worry is the price of the newest model on the market featured in Which Broomstick?.

    All was well.

    Until a freshly pardoned Draco Malfoy decides it would be great to turn up on his doorstep.

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    Every week, as a new bonding exercise, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy and their friends all go to somebody's house for dinner.

    Of course, that would all be well and good if Harry Potter didn't have an unnatural attraction to oddballs with colourful personalities.

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    "What was that?" Beady black eyes shone down at him like glimmering beetles. Rody sighed, choosing to ignore the shit-eating grin on Vincent's face.
    "I said i like your food, Vince." Rody huffed out in his american accent, coaxing a grin out of Vince.
    "So you cannot resist the culinary charms of Vincent Charbonneau?" Vince purred dramatically, his hand poised to his forehead for flare. "Though unappreciated by your American palette, I am no Michelin star chef for nothing you know."

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    Rody wishes he had normal dreams.

    Normal dreams; the type where you go to school naked and wake up in a cold sweat, whipping your head around madly for any scarlet lockers surrounding you. Not visions of yourself bounded to an ivory plate, served in a banquet as the star of the show to a bunch of hungry onlookers. His nights are shrouded in starvation and stress; being the only, severely underpaid, waiter at one of the most esteemed resteraunts in the area, hanging his apron up everyday to an empty fridge and a cracked television. A catalogue outdated by a month because he simply couldn't afford to buy the latest one on his pathetic paycheck he received from the restaurant-he-couldn't-pronounce and newspapers nicked from bins, clippings of missing cases to make himself feel better.
    Rody doesn't *have* to starve - but he prefers to. Starving is better than slaughtered rodents in strawberry sauce, loveless lasagnas and soulless beef stews. There's no love in Vincent's cooking - it feels empty, hollow. The flavour is there, but the soul, the *heart* isn't, he tells Vincent, who scoffs at him, rolling his eyes as he twiddled a pen between his fingers.

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    The year is 1991.
    Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley venture down to the third floor corridor, beating the trials in their way. Until Ron and Hermione can no longer go down with him, and Harry goes to face Snape alone.

    Only it's not Snape; it's Quirrell. Quirrell, who has been holding Voldemort on his head for the entire year.
    Harry has the stone, he's able to defeat him - so why is he giving it to Voldemort?

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    Malfoy Manor's got a new garden boy, and Draco always liked plants.

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