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Angel with the Flaming Stench (crackfic) by MakeWayForBigCrossDucks
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Mar 2026
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I found out recently that humans are one of the smelliest animals and there's a theory that the reason we survived as a species and made it out of the savannah is because our stench repels predators.
I think we can all guess where my mind went next.
One-shot.
Cw for brief mention of pregnancy. *Cw's may not be exhaustive*.
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Some scenes I had fun writing but had to delete for various reasons. In general, they tend toward the silly.
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Crowley, stuck back in their dismal hometown of Heaven, Indiana after fleeing a bad relationship, wants to piss off their asshole ex. Their ex-boyfriend Aziraphale, dragged back to Heaven to look after his sibling, wants to piss off his homophobic father. Crowley comes up with the perfect strategy for doing so: They fake date each other. Obviously, this couldn't possibly result in any confusion or emotional complications. And it definitely couldn't result in an actual relationship.
100% planned, 75% written. It'll probably come out to ~20 chapters, plus a couple deleted scenes.
4/28/26: I swear I'm not dead! So sorry for the delay! It's been a rough few weeks but I promise I'm still working on this story.
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Lines in Good Omens that are still stuck in my brain like a popcorn kernel by MakeWayForBigCrossDucks
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Jan 2026
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My Grand Unifying Theory of Good Omens by MakeWayForBigCrossDucks
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Jan 2026
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After two excruciating years, I have at last synthesized my pan-theory of Good Omens Season 2. It explains literally 200 of the weird details in the story that I haven't found any other explanation for. I'm never gonna come up with anything better than that. This is it. If I'm wrong, I'm hanging up my meta hat forever.
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Crowley is pushing forty, recently divorced, and ready to blaze the West Coast Trail in three days.
The universe has other plans.
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01 Apr 2026
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The Serpent Prince by GroovyNightStrawberry
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Nov 2025
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Once upon a time...
When Prince Aziraphale drops his favourite book down a hole in the woods, a helpful snake offers to get it out for him.
For a price.
A shameless (smutty) retelling of the Brothers Grimm's 'The Frog Prince'
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02 Dec 2025
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Circumstances of Distinction by angelsnuffbox (MrsCaulfield), MrsCaulfield
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Nov 2020
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"Once, when Aziraphale was younger and far more of a romantic, he had hoped to be swept off his feet into a whirlwind romance: to feel his heart grow asunder over the passionate thrills of love - a Shakespearean love, filled with flowery words and heated confessions. But such aspirations did not long last. In these circles of society, people married for power. For alliance. To marry for love was to condemn oneself to a life of poverty. And to find that love, out of circumstance, from the stale negotiations of a wedded alliance was above all the greatest privilege, one that could not be afforded by even the wealthiest creature in the world."
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Sir Anthony Crowley has been living his independent life as a cast-out younger son when he had a baronetcy and failing estate suddenly thrust upon him. Mr Aziraphale, son of a wealthy tradesman, could be the answer to his troubles. A balance of rank and wealth, was this not just what unions were for? A series of meetings in the ballrooms of Bath will determine what fate has in store for these two.
A (non angsty) Regency era arranged marriage AU
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22 Oct 2025
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Anthony J. Crowley isn’t up to much these days.
In fact, you could almost say his days as a rockstar are pretty much behind him. Rotting in bed all day, with half-written songs plaguing him and no lyrics to speak of, everything points to his career being over for good.
That is until Maggie, his manager, claims to have found him the perfect lyricist to get him out of his slump. And what better way to get the creative juices flowing than spending a whole month together in a secluded cottage on the Isle of Skye?
Provided Crowley’s attempts at making the man run for the hills aren’t successful…*
“You wrote these lyrics,” Crowley repeated just to make sure he’d understood correctly. “The lyrics about sucking dick. You wrote them.”
The stranger wrinkled his nose, a blush appearing on his rounded cheeks. “Well, it’s actually meant to be an exploration of taste and touch as a way to connect with another person, as well as a metaphor for–”
“Sucking dick,” Crowley completed for him.
“Mmh,” the man hummed noncommittally, lips pursed in both annoyance and embarrassment.Series
- Part 1 of Growing on Me
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22 Oct 2025
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The Junimos Sing For A Liar by leon_swedfinqs (froggiekirby10)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
18 May 2024
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Crowley has been roped into the latest scheme by Joja Corporate in order to expand their reach and earn new revenue in untapped markets: the "Rural Reliance and Trust-Establishment Initiative".
Sent to become a farmer in the quaint and quiet Pelican Town, pretending to be the grandson of a long past beloved resident, Crowley stumbles to fit in and work towards his assigned goal. Due to living in the city his whole life, hard working farm life is a difficult thing for him to adjust to. However, the more integrated he becomes into this tight-knit community he found himself in, the more strange things come to life.
Oblivious and sudden crushes, strange magic and creatures, and an internal moral conflict, Crowley can’t seem to catch a break!
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30 Sep 2025