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    After the end-of-the-world that wasn't, Aziraphale is in a brand new body... for the very first time.
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    Aziraphale's tongue was all tied up, and although words had come easily to him all his life, he felt in that moment he’d never said a single one that mattered. He’d nattered about good and evil, books and plays and wars and righteousness, gorillas and whales and all manner of irreverent things, but he’d never told anyone that he—

     “I love you,” he blurted out. Ah, that hadn’t been so hard after all. “I love you, and I’d be very grateful if you’d bugger me into next week, if you’re willing, I’ve waited ages and it would help me feel ever so much more settled in my skin.” Oh dear. The new body needed some work on impulse control.

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    24 May 2025

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    There were many things Aziraphale knew by heart: the words in every rendition of the bible that he could get his hands on, the smell of old books and how to bring a smile on someone's face when their spirits were low.

    What he didn't know was how to respond when Gabriel looked dead in his eye and said, "Crowley desires you, Aziraphale. There's a corruption, a disgusting lust in his heart, and he may act on it if you get too careless. He might even try to take you by force."

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    15 Jun 2024

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    {Once Upon A Time…

    There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.

    The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.

    Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…

    Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.

    The smut isn’t until later chapters.}

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    15 Feb 2024

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    After the apocalypse-that-wasn't, Aziraphale loses his access to miracles. Crowley, on the other hand, is even more powerful, with no reason to hold back.

    When Crowley learns about his angel's misfortune, he wants to help, but Aziraphale feels bad knowing he can't give anything back.

    That's when Crowley cautiously suggests that, perhaps, there are things he could do in return...

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    25 Oct 2023

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    After a sordid history of countless hook-ups and relationships that rarely seem to extend beyond the bedroom, Gavin knows that the world is giving him very clear signs that he was not meant to experience 'real' love. After a break up, he drunkenly fills out what he thinks was a questionnaire on a new hook-up app to meet his ‘perfect match.’ He discovers too late that what he really did was make an order for a 'companion' prototype on Cyberlife’s website and that there’s no refund policy.

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    14 Aug 2021