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    Tea Towels and Other Weapons of Courtship by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    25 Apr 2025

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    Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
    Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
    Nothing about this is graceful.
    They're both doing it anyway.

    Expect:

    -missed signals
    -disaster courtship rituals
    -deeply amused Slytherins
    -Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
    -a tea towel that counts as an act of war
    -"this is fine" energy
    -Hermione Granger, missing every signal
    -Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
    -nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely graceful

    Challenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
    Aster:
    Patience, elegance
    Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Mostly Sweat and Regret by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    16 Jun 2025

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    Hermione and Harry go to Greece to get over their respective Weasley breakups. It rains the whole time. They get drunk, have the best sex of their lives, agree never to talk about it, and go back to being friends.

    Six weeks later, Hermione throws up in a Ministry hallway and realizes her mocha creamer expired over a month ago.

    This is not how she planned to tell him.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    soft pretty things by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    15 Dec 2025

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    “Congratulations, Mommy.”

    “Gods,” she laughs, feeling silly now. “Do you think they really call each other that?”

    Draco gives her one of those lazy hums, smiling at her laughter. “It’s sort of fun.”

    “But truly,” she says, still amused, breath teetering, “Daddy? I mean, come on.”

    Or: Hermione attends a baby shower. It is a singularly bad experience. Until it isn't.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    Love Song for the Apocalypse by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    04 Dec 2021

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    Surviving the war was difficult enough. Now Severus has to deal with the fact that Hermione Granger is his soulmate. Surely, this is the apocalypse.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    How to Win Friends and Influence People by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    05 Jun 2018

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    Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.

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    31 Oct 2025