McPasstel
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The Taming of the Shrew by McPasstel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
15 Mar 2026
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Clark has been helping the Justice League for many years now - as he approaches middle age, he thinks it’s time they bring some new heroes into the fold. A young hero by the name of Batman has been making a name for himself in Gotham and he catches Clark’s eye. However, Clark didn’t anticipate that he’d be such a brat.
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Give It To Me Straight by McPasstel
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Sep 2025
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“What’s so funny?” He demands, a growling bite to his words that should serve as a warning to Bob, but he’s never been smart enough to heed warnings.
“It’s just, I used to fuck guys like you in prison.”
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Nesting Tendencies and Other Bird Adventures by McPasstel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Mar 2025
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The chick is a tiny thing, with filthy, un-groomed downy feathers. He makes frustrated little peeps to himself as he struggles with the lug nuts of the batmobile’s wheels and Bruce melts.
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Fighting crime isn’t always so glamorous - sometimes there are incidents.
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Your family is damn lucky to have you, you think as you make your way through Solomons’ ‘bakery’ towards his office. Tommy especially, as he’s really the one who will be benefiting from this the most. And really he should be the one doing this, not you. After all, he’s the one who started this whole mess with the Italians.
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Star Tied by Imagine_sleeping
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
08 Aug 2024
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Kal-El is far away from his home on Krypton, seeking his soulmate. His search leads him to Earth, and the imposing figure known as The Batman. However, explaining that there's an invisible string tied by fate wrapped around their fingers isn't as easy as it might seem. Especially when Kal-El has to grapple with newly discovered powers.
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19 May 2026
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Spectrums of Color and a Face in Common by RenkonNairu
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
10 Jun 2025
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Earthlings don't see color until they make eye-contact with their soulmates for the first time.
But Kryptonians say your soulmate will resemble you. You look like you belong in the same House.
Batman encounters reporter Clark Kent, their eyes meet through the cowl and Bruce can see color for the first time.
Clark can't help but noticed that, to spite being from different planets, Bruce Wayne looks a lot like him. Bruce Wayne must be his soulmate! Superman keeps showing up in Gotham to try and speak to Bruce.
But Bruce knows his soulmate is that rando nobody of a reporter from the Daily Planet and has no time for the alien's romantic overtures.
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18 May 2026
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Entangled in You by KissMeKiri1, nhyhu
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Superman - All Media Types
02 Aug 2025
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At the wise and all-knowing age of six years old, Bruce Wayne was certain of three things.
1. His parents loved him.
2. Alfred was the best.
3. The manor was haunted.
Or Bruce thinks he's being haunted, his family thinks he has an imaginary friend, and Clark just wishes his soulmate would believe he's real.
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by McPasstel
13 May 2026
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Sweet Little Lies by Murmeloni
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
16 Sep 2025
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“You know he's lying through his teeth, right?” asks Dick, casually juggling two apples as they watch Kal—or Clark, as they’ve started to call him in preparation for his civilian identity—swim laps in the pool. “I mean, you know what Green Lantern said about Kryptonian culture.”
“Of course I do,” answers Bruce, eyes glued to Kal’s strong arms cutting through the water with ease, “but his fibs are harmless. And I do want to see how long he’s going to do this.”
Dick catches both apples, and glares at him. “You're into this, into him.”Or: It all starts with a little white lie and spirals from there.
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13 May 2026
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i get lonely at night by QuietLittleVoices
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Absolute Batman (Comics), Absolute Superman (DC Comics)
11 Oct 2025
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Kal comes to enjoy his cat and mouse game with the Batman. He can tell that their goals are the same – they both want to do good – so after a month, he finally drops down behind him.
“Were you looking for me?” Kal asks, keeping his voice quiet and pleasant.
He isn’t surprised when the Batman rounds on him, fists out.
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Or: Absolute Universe, what happens when Kal and Bruce first meet, and what comes after.
Bookmarked by McPasstel
13 May 2026