MelsCalamity
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- Miraculous Ladybug (7)
- DCU (3)
- Batman - All Media Types (3)
- Gotham City Sirens (Comics) (2)
- Catwoman (Comics) (1)
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That one time Marinette babysat a demon and got kidnapped into a TV Show by MelsCalamity
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
23 Sep 2020
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You know the tale. Insert scenery: Paris, a pleasantly enough sunny day, and squealing children playing in the parc. Also an ancient, asian-looking dude, who decides to rid himself off of the two of the most powerful artifacts in existence by leaving them with two teenagers, hoping they will accept the challenge presented.
Too bad, it didn‘t always work this way.
(Or a quick snippet of a Marinette that has not nearly enough self-confidence to make up for her doubts.)
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A Guide on how to Lie, Cheat and just generally Fuck with Everybody by MelsCalamity
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, DC Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Catwoman (Comics)
15 Sep 2020
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It was a truly messy and unfortunate concatenation of ridiculous circumstances really that brought Mari into Selina‘s apartment that night and bound them together over a half-devoured wedding cake and a half of bottle of wine.
What followed after that memorable night was a guide. A Guide on how to Learn to Lie, Cheat to get what you Want and just generally Fuck with Everybody ignorant of the Rules of a Living in Gotham.
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The roses’ thorns hurt only half as much if you refuse to acknowledge their existence by MelsCalamity
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, DC Universe, Gotham City Sirens - Fandom, Poison Ivy (Comics)
30 Mar 2020
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Poison Ivy doesn’t like Humans. Like at all.
That’s a common fact. Anyone in Gotham has established that, that’s why people normally think twice before crossing paths with her.
So can anybody please explain her, why a human girl seems to be really persistent on following her around then?
And why does it seem like nobody is searching for her at all?
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Marinette recently became the new Guardian of the Miracle Box and her reaction to that? She freaks, but only a little.
Luckily Tikki is always by her side to harass her into talking about her fears.
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- Part 1 of Guardian at work, do not disturb
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Gabriel is being a Gabriel again, Chloe is planning to kidnap a certain bluenette and Marinette just wants to eat for once.
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“What I find absolutely fascinating,” Riddle said, stalking closer, “is you.” He marched forward, backing Harry up until he was pinned to the cool wall of the common room. “Do you know why?”
“No. And I’ll be honest here, Riddle, I don’t particularly care.”
The taller boy grinned at him, small yet infinitely pleased. “That. Right there.” One hand rose and brushed some of Harry’s fringe from his face. “Nathan Ciro was a spineless little boy too afraid of his own shadow to dare even glance in my direction. But you…”
He leaned closer, “You look at me like you want to stab me.”
After an accident, Auror Harry Potter wakes up in the body of fourteen year old Nathan Ciro, a tormented Slytherin who recently tried to end his own life. Seeking answers to his strange predicament, Harry returns to Hogwarts, and causes quite the stir through staff and students - especially when they come to realise he is not the same boy as before.
He tries to avoid suspicion, but as his quest for the truth draws more and more attention to him, Harry begins to think that he might not like what he will discover.
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10 Jul 2020
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running from ones true self will only get you so far, reincarnation into someone unexpected, revenging the unfortunate soul who inhabited this body before you, experienced and weathered adult in childs body going beserk on unsuspecting assholes, dark lords and how they’re like dogs with a scent, loss, death even if only temporary and betrayals
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James and Peter are out of sorts because Remus and Sirius are fighting. Except that they're not. They're REALLY not.
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29 Aug 2020
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the biggest prank of them all, secret relationships and them being fun and then not so fun, james going actively crazy, accidental punching and cigarettes
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A disastrous trip to a waterpark (thanks, Dudley!) unleashes almost 200 lifetimes worth of memories, and now Harry is stuck as a ten-year-old while his soulmate is a wraith set on killing him.
A very old and cynical Harry sets about correcting Tom’s poor life-choices while avoiding Dumbledore and his Order’s panicked searches for the Boy Who Disappeared.
As far as Harry is concerned, the whole world can fuck off. He couldn’t care less he’s finally Harry Potter again, or that he can finally see his original loved ones again. The only thing that matters is getting Tom back safe and sane and with his soul intact.
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- Part 1 of The To Live Series
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“Okay, okay. You’ll find someone to pine after soon enough, though, I’m sure.” Sirius gets up and goes to James’ overflowing chest of drawers, pulling one open to look for a more suitable pair of jeans.
James goes back to looking in the mirror.
“I don’t pine,” He mutters.
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British modern high school AU where James is the popular jock/ football star and Regulus is the quiet artist who couldn't be less bothered by status or popularity.
They work on a project together. Pining ensues.
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During the week of his father's funeral, Sirius Black meets an unusual priest and offers to help write Orion Black's eulogy. At the same time, he's started texting a mysterious bass player from a pop-punk band that he accidentally swapped phones with. Eventually, the conversations between the two start to blur together and Sirius has trouble trying to decide which one he's falling for the hardest.
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Bookmarked by MelsCalamity
08 Apr 2024
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religious imagery in a carnal sense, bassists being hot, Sirius in Fleabag doing what we wish would‘ve happened, masks, costumes and robes (not necessarily in that order), sinning and sometimes feeling guilty for it, hidden identity (basically Sirius playing a tame version of cluedo) and falling in love multiple times, Harry cameo