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  1. The House by , , ,

    Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

    09 Dec 2025

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  2. Cannot be completed (works in the Katsuo-Naruto canon) by ,

    Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

    09 Dec 2025

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  3. Stalemate Adjacent by ,

    Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga), Original Work, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

    04 Aug 2025

    Summary

    my eternal WIP ‘stalemate’ is not posted anywhere, but i keep using bits from it in crossovers.

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  4. Shen Jiu Raises A Cat by ,

    Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

    28 Jan 2024

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  5. The Jumper Project by ,

    Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto

    04 Aug 2025

    Summary

    All-star isekai team. The multiverse isn't ready.

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    To Walk Unburdened by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    06 Dec 2024

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    Shen Qingqiu qi deviates while he’s at the WRP. They call for aid from Qian Cao peak, and MQF responds.

    Inspired by Blueupblueup's recent threadfics on twitter. Thanks for letting me borrow your idea!

     

    CW: throwing up, Shen Jiu's general backstory.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    Experimental Engineering by

    Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga  

    08 Dec 2012

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    Jean had gone to pick up the boss. He hadn’t anticipated any problems; the boss, despite everything, was pretty easy to get along with, and at this time of day, traffic wouldn’t even be bad.
    He hadn’t remembered the girlfriend until it was too late.

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    23 Nov 2025

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    Trust Me, I'm an Alchemist by

    Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga  

    18 May 2020

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    In which Yuri Plisetsky began life with the name Edward Elric, and this has made the world of figure skating a significantly stranger and more alarming place.

    “Are you saying you lived a life of crime before you began skating?”
    “I’m gonna have to check the statute of limitations on a couple things and get back to you on that.”

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    23 Nov 2025

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    knock, knock, it's housekeeping by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy  

    26 Aug 2023

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    “Great, you’re in,” the Jedi says. “Welcome to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, Mrs. Lars. Your quarters and uniform will be assigned to you shortly. Padawan Skeft will be here to escort you, please wait on the other side of this door.”
    Shmi stands and nearly tumbles over herself.
    “That’s it?” She asks, straightening her dress and bag.
    The Jedi sniffs.
    “That’s it,” they says. “You can—“
    “I thought it would be more difficult to persuade you,” Shmi says.
    “Ma’am,” the Jedi sighs, “We are an equal opportunity employer. Through the door, please.”

    (Shmi Skywalker is assaulted by too-real visions of her grandson in pain in the future. She gets a job at the Jedi Temple in order to prevent that from happening and soon after finds herself on a warship.)

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    05 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    You must ethically source the Mother

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    That Time Fox's Fat Tits Saved The Galaxy by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

    23 Dec 2025

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    SmallPondInABigFish: https://gwh.feedourtroopers.gov/?=gallery

    rex_everything: HHBWHAAA??

    blywood: what the actual kriff??

    Wolfy: LMAOOO THIS IS GREAT

    blywood: Why is this a government holosite????

    blywood: Hello????????

    SmallPondInABigFish: OK SO IM NOT LOSING MY KARKING MARBLES RN

    SmallPondInABigFish: THERE IS A GOVERNMENT APPROVED HOLOSITE FOR SOURCING TROOPER TITS

     

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    Fox starts selling pictures of his tits online. This is the fallout. (And the reason why.)

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    04 Nov 2025