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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    “What the fuck are you?”

    “A… human?”

    “A human? What is that, some kind of bear?”

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    OR A fic in which Phil is a retired adventurer, happy to spend the rest of his days gardening and hunting, living in a peaceful cottage and a peaceful life.
    That is, until the prince of the fairies flies directly into face at full force and knocks himself unconscious.

    ...AKA Tommy is a shit stirring prince, Techno is stressed per usual, and Phil gets to introduce fairies to the wonders of bread.

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    24 Oct 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    “That isn't the case, your highness,” the soldier assures. “There's a reason why you are both the Antarctic Empire's crown prince and most valuable duelist.”

    “That may backfire,” the prince presses his lips into a thin line. “I do not have the ability to see, after all.”

    Okay..that.. Tommy didn't know that. What? He doesn't go spending time looking into people's personal details. Although it may seem unfitting, being a spy.

    Oh, so that's why Techno always avoids eye contact. The guy is fucking blind! Not that Tommy really minds. His job just got a hundred times easier.

     

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    The Pogtopians and the Antarctic Empire are at war. Tommy is an extremely nationalistic spy who picks up a job at enemy territory, but everything changes when he meets their blind prince.

     

    Prompt: Enemies to brothers

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    24 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    “You like carrots?” Phil asks the bunny as if it could answer. “I've got a ton at home.”

    The bunny hops comically high, ecstatic at the mere mention of carrots. And when it lands, it has turned into a…fucking..child.

    “What the fuck,” Phil swears underneath his breath.

     

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    Phil acquires a child, Techno acquires a home. That's it, that's the fic.

     

    Prompt: Medieval/fantasy

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    18 Aug 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Blood for the Blood God.

    But he's a barista with student loans.

    Yeah. The Blood God is now a barista. Also Phil is a great friend so we love that.

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    18 Aug 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    The first thing that Techno began to notice was how Tommy would lean on things a lot.

    The second thing he noticed was how whenever Tommy’s steps slowed down, the kid had a tendency to link arms with him, head set straight ahead with determination, as if daring Techno to question the behavior.

    When Techno saw his cane peeking out of the corner of his closet, things began to make a lot more sense.

    Or, Tommy has some reserves about using his mobility aid in public. Techno reassures him.

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    18 Aug 2024