MesserSage
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“What like you nev-“ he turns to see you in your stoic state and his mouth falls slightly agape. He leans in closer and you’re even more nervous that he can hear how fast your heart is beating with this new proximity. “You have before though right?” He quietly asks, flashing a glance over his shoulder to ghost who’s busy checking cams with his headphones on.
You take another drink hoping it instills some form of liquid courage as you swallow harshly. “Not exactly..”
“bloody hell..” He leans back with a dumbfounded smile on his face.
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- Part 1 of Behind Enemy Lines
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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IQ 250 by rnbowshrbert
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Dec 2025
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“Wait kid!” And in that moment it came to him, “What if, what if we don’t forget you? What if we send you away?” Strange desperately called out.
“Mr.Strange… ” Peter had a sympathetic look in his eyes and Strange hated it. It wasn’t his life that was being destroyed, so why was Peter looking at him like the victim.
“Listen, I can send you somewhere there is no Peter Parker. There are an infinite number of universes, I can find one.” Strange said, more to himself than to Peter. And he knew this was dark magic, he knew he shouldn’t, but he didn’t care.
“I’ll send you there. Until I can fix this. Until I can bring you back.”
Or: Dr. Strange sends Peter to an alt universe where there are no Avengers, but they do have a thing called a Justice League. And sure Peter is homeless, but that doesn't stop him from being Spider-Man.
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"Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to invite you back to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this coming September..."
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After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry’s struggling to heal, picking up more than one bad habit to cope. Meanwhile, the eighth-year students are offered the chance to return to Hogwarts for a one year apprenticeship. The catch? Apprenticeships aren't chosen, but awarded based on their natural magical aptitude.
What happens when Harry is assigned to Severus Snape?OR:
Post war, Harry is losing his mind. Somehow, Snape is the only one that can help him find it again. -
Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by Bitui_n
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2025
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Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.
Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
Draco: Our minions-
Harry: Followers
Draco: -keep commenting itIn a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.