MetaphorCheese
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“Do you think my ass is gett-”
“Yes.”
“At least think about it for a second…”
Lucifer gets a little softer. Alastor is not subtle about how he feels about the matter.
Based on a comic by Novahee_
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Hell had changed. The Hotel had changed.
The fact that Angel was Cherri's best friend would never change.
She would make sure he got that through his dumbass head.
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Whoever invented the concept of weddings was clearly a slut for drama. Between the financial decisions, the design choices, and the deadlines - not to mention the traumas of his past coming back to bite him - how is Blitz expected to stay sane?
Having Stolas at his side was a pretty good start.
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- Part 4 of Things
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I Know Things Now (Many Valuable Things) by MetaphorCheese
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
17 Aug 2024
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From June 1st to September 1st, four-year-old Octavia Goetia is going back to live with her mother and her uncle in England.
Luckily and unbeknownst to her, she will not be alone -- Millie and Moxxie will be keeping a close eye on her to make sure that she stays safe.
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- Part 3 of Things
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Packages keep showing up at Blitz's office and his apartment. Who is sending them? Why are they sending them?
Is this some kind of trick?
(One-shot)
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Learn Me by MetaphorCheese
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 May 2020
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"I'll have someone show you t'your room."
"My room?"
Husk nodded. "Everyone on staff gets a room, unless they want to share. But, I figure, with everything about Valentino, you'd like your own space."
"I... just thought you'd want me in your room?"
"Why the hell would I want you in my room?" Husk asked, brows pinched.
" 'Cause... you own me?"
"I own everyone here; my bed's only 'bout big enough f'r me."
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- Part 1 of Bea's Overlord Husk AU
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- English
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- 76,650
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by MetaphorCheese
17 Apr 2024
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I Will Get Up Now And Go About The City by drawlight (ripeteeth)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Jul 2019
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This is the story of six-thousand years and a borrowed jacket. (A tale told in vignettes.)
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- English
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- 30,146
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- 23/23
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Bookmarked by MetaphorCheese
09 Jul 2020