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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    It started as nothing more than a place for him to rest safely. Jon would come to you when he needed a sense of normalcy, a quiet conversation and a warm presence to relax with. You were a pitcher of rejuvenation, and you let him drink from you, taking anything he needed.

    He was an assassin, fatally dangerous. You understood why his visits were brief and sporadic; he was doing his best to insulate you from the violence in his life spilling over into yours. You loved what you could have, and tried not to long for more. He always worried it would be his job to put your safety at risk, you never expected your connection to Valdivian would put your life in danger again. Would this danger bring you closer together, or tear your apart?

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    25 Aug 2025

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    "…Can we still hit him?"
    "No," you said firmly, not slowing your pace as you walked toward the closet door, the box steady in your grip.
    "Throw something at him?" Hank 4 asked, hopeful as ever.
    "..." You paused. "We’ll talk about it."
    "Fuck yeah!"

    Your ex is coming at 7:00 AM to pick up his stuff. Your object boyfriends have other plans.

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    11 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    I don't see many Male! Readers for Date everything that aren't ftm so I decided to write my own!! I do Take Requests and this will take place Post Realization so warning for Spoilers <3

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    19 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Dorian would often wonder about Johnny's tendency to wind up absolutely soaked, despite no longer being a shower.

    Almost a year ago now, they decided to get an apartment together, and Dorian has to admit it hasn't been half bad.

    Except for when he came home from a late shift at work, like now, and found a trail of water leading from the doorway to the living room, like now. It led to a soaked couch, with a sopping wet Johnny passed out on top of it.

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    Johnny comes home after a long day soaked head-to-toe and a little drunk, and Dorian tries to help him to get cleaned up.

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    17 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    Parker is planning to make his first appearance at the annual household Halloween party in years, and Chance wants to help ease his anxieties. But nobody has seen Parker all night, so... where is he?

    Title from Clusterhug by IDKHOW

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    10 Jul 2025