Miriage
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- Homestuck (14)
- Monster Prom (Video Games) (1)
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"Your name is Karkat Vantas and you just punched Dave’s hot older brother in the dick.
God you’re an idiot. You were supposed to make a good impression and charm Dirk with your twisted sense of humor and your exasperated blood shot eyes that conveyed the not-so-hidden message of “Kill me now.” Instead, you ended up hitting the person whose brother you’re about to come out of the unofficial “not dating” gray zone in painfully. Painfully and in the dick.
There goes your chances of getting in Dave."
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"Order is good. It’s balanced. Don’t think on the fly. Don’t try anything funny. You’re not that thing anymore. Not that person you mean. Can’t afford to freestyle. This isn’t a spotlight solo on stage. Don’t start swinging when you can’t afford it. Don’t you dare start swinging.
Focus. Zone in. Zoom in. Focus."
In which Dave attempts to meditate and things end badly.
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"You feel your insides become uncomfortably warm and you look down. No, he isn’t looking at you. He's looking at some monster next to you. Or maybe even through you! You didn’t know how vampire vision worked! Maybe vampire vision saw through all your shadows to the fire extinguisher behind you.
You turn around and there’s no fire extinguisher."
Monsters don't think you have emotions. You try not to let it bother you but it does.
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"You think you’re going to be sick. Your two childhood best friends are going out with each other.
Your two childhood crushes are dating each other."
It was hard when your first love left you with a broken heart you never knew you could have. It was hard when your second love pushed you away out of fear.
It was harder when you realized that after all those years, they both still loved you and were still willing to give you a chance.
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“My name is Dirk,” he says softly, “A witch sent me here to investigate the disappearance of hope. If you Mr. Wizard have or had anything to do with it…” His tone is dark and his voice is grating when he says the next four words,
“I will find out.”
(A Harvest Moon inspired fairytale in which a lonely Wizard screws up and his only chance of fixing everything is a farmer who has a secret or two up his sleeve.)
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In Which Dave has Abs, Karkat has a Nice Ass, Jake Wears a Binder, Dirk Has to Socialize, and John Wields the Power of Balloons by Miriage
Fandom Homestuck
23 Aug 2018
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Also known as "When the fuck does John Egbert find time to fill balloons with shaving cream?"
Also also known as "Despite the title there's going to be a fuck ton more characters."
Also also also known as "This series has fucking fanart and I cannot even now!"
(Fanart: https://redrumurder217.deviantart.com/art/DAVE-STRIDER-HAS-ABS-646491469)
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- 6
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This feels like winning. You are learning to live with the feeling more and more, like building up a poison resistance.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Miriage
28 Jan 2018
Bookmarker's Notes
(Read this when darkness overtakes the land, the sun melts into butter, and the only food left in the world are the ones found in vending machines that doesn't accept fives. This fic will bring you eternal happiness.)
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A tale of MYSTERY, of ROMANCE, of DIALOGUE PATHS, all presented in beautiful 800x600 resolution!
JAKE ENGLISH ADVENTURE is a creatively titled fangame that plonks the player into the worn hiking boots of our beloved Jake English. With episode one, guide Jake as he returns home from one of his numerous walkabouts around the globe and finds a mystery brewing right under his feet in the form of an enigmatic neighbor living one floor down.
Some more dramatic but contextless words to catch your attention: SCARY RED VANS. CHOICE BABES. MEAN DOG OWNERS. LEET HAXXOR QUEENS. LOCKED DIARIES. THAT MOMENT IN THE MOVIE WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON WHO IS GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND BOY HOWDY HOW IT GOES ALL SOFT FOCUS WITH THE SMOOTH LIGHTING AM I RIGHT? SHORTS ILLUSTRATED MAGAZINE.
Bookmarked by Miriage
12 Nov 2017
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chamomile, rose water, and other unlikely intoxicants by callmearcturus
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Aug 2017
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"I do swear by Skaia's guiding light to eschew ambition and direction to serve in the holy retinue. I will lay my head in the safety of the bower and pay penance in thought and deed. For the King of All Winters and the Undying Prince, I will provide succor and balm, and yield my being to ease the burden he carries for us all."
An off-the-cuff jamfic for the Strilondes discord that spun rapidly out of control. In which Dirk plays the role of resigned god-prince of Skaia, locked in a twisted version of the Year King fable. His life is a sorry routine until one year, he receives a very bold, strange offering from the heir to House Harley, Jake.
A story about cycles, and how to break them, and the patterns left in the scattered pieces afterward.
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- Part 1 of The Year King and the Alchemist
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- English
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Bookmarked by Miriage
24 Aug 2017
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Jake English is a shepherd living a solitary life atop his mountain. He lives a humble lifestyle and has few things to worry about other than his bones creak a little more than they used to. When his sheep, his only livelihood, start disappearing, Jake makes an offer to a god out of desperation. After that, his simple life gets a lot more complicated.
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*Humanstuck high school AU*
You can't love someone else, and you can't expect someone else to love you. Not when you can't love yourself. It takes a special kind of person to make you understand what that means, though, and an even more special person to help you embrace yourself. Sometimes, if you're very, very lucky, this person will find you all on their own, and they will never really know about the spell that they cast on you because you were too busy working your own accidental magic on them.