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    Shane was twelve when hockey scouts started showing up to his games. He was barely fifteen when a check went horribly wrong, fucked his knee to hell and gave him a grade III concussion. During rehab he found swimming, and he was seventeen when he went to the Olympics as a relay-only swimmer who only swam the prelims.

    He’s 24 and working for his mom’s sports PR company when he meets Ilya Fucking Rozanov.

    May contain: Shane Hollander navigating what it means to be mostly normal when your whole childhood was about preparing you for greatness. Shane Hollander attempting to flirt. Possibly less than 100% accurate descriptions of what a sports PR agent does.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    It doesn’t take Ilya long; he was worked up already. And the knowledge that this is the bot that so often bested him on the ice, about whom a commentator once said “matches Rozanov in everything and beats him with the cool head advantage,” makes everything hotter. His supplication for Ilya. Taking orders. Ilya always thought sex with a robot would feel like that in a cold, abject way. He likes push and pull with girls especially, he likes when they obviously want it. But the bot – Shane – does suck dick like he wants it; like he needs it, really.

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    01 Sep 2026

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    03 May 2026

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    While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.

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    03 May 2026

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    Ilya is a very perceptive person. He saw the way Shane held himself. He heard the way Shane talked about his girlfriend. Most importantly, he saw the way that Shane had looked at /him/.

    Shane was convincing himself he was straight. Ilya knew he was not.

    Ilya hadn’t lied - he /was/ going to help Shane with his anxiety. It just so happened that a good part of Shane’s anxiety came from the fact that he was lying to himself and everyone else about a key part of himself.

    So Ilya was going to be helping Shane accept that part of himself. No matter what it takes.

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    Shane Hollander thinks he's just a straight man with anxiety. His hypnotherapist thinks otherwise and is willing to prove it in every single way.

    aka the very specific hypnosis kink fic that no one else was going to write. DD:DNE, DLDR, please read the tags!

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    02 Apr 2026