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Husband (Imaginary) by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Oct 2021
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Shang Qinghua tries to divorce Mobei Jun. It goes as well as you'd expect.
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- English
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- 8,399
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- 1/1
- Comments:
- 339
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- 6,764
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19 Apr 2026
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The Sometimes Wife by AgentStannerShipper
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Nov 2019
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that older brothers are the worst. As the youngest of three children, Parson Aziraphale Fell has been given an ultimatum: find a wife, or lose the family's support. The only problem? Aziraphale has never looked at a woman that way in his life. His attention has instead been captured by the family gardener, a beautiful young man who holds Aziraphale's heart in his hands. But when a mysterious newcomer arrives in the village, Aziraphale finds himself falling - quite unexpectedly - for her as well.
Aziraphale knows he will have to choose. After all, it's not as if he can have both...can he?
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- English
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- 74,032
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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- 852
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- 2,455
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- 616
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- 32,081
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31 Jan 2025
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You Belong To Me by inber for cym_muralis
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 May 2020
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This ficlet was inspired by @goldandlights on tumblr, who came up with this little prompt:
“You’ve heard of
“Witchers have incredible stamina so Geralt can fuck for literal hours before he comes.”
Now get ready for
“Witchers have incredible stamina AND massively enhanced senses so Geralt comes quick and easy but has almost no refractory period. He’s extraordinarily sensitive and so responsive it’s downright adorable; Jaskier loves nothing more than pushing him through orgasm after orgasm until he’s an overstimulated mess.””And what, I’m just supposed to… not go crazy over that? Because I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. So I wrote something small in homage, and I hope you enjoy.
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Totally Average Coffee Date by BadEgg
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Sep 2022
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Jaskier convinces Geralt to go to the new coffee shop in town with a surprise in store. Modern setting~
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06 Jan 2025
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In their latest online video, Dandelion is determined to make Geralt cum without touching his cock.
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- Part 45 of Gerlion Tumblr Prompts
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“If you are so deeply wounded, Fjord, you may feel free to forfeit now. You know I wouldn’t hold it against you.”
“Like hell I’m going to do that.” Fjord glowers at the timer again before setting it down on the nightstand. “Besides, I know what you’re trying to do. You think you can distract me; well it won’t work.
“I have no need to distract you, schatz. I will win fair and square.”
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- Part 4 of Love is a Sacrament
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I Wish You Were My Husband by Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
21 Feb 2019
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AU based on The Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir (familiarity with that story's not required).
Wherein Shen Yuan transmigrates into a harem intrigues romance novel (gay edition), Yue Qingyuan really fucks up, Liu Qingge is not suitable for his job, and no one even remotely sees Luo Binghe coming.
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- Part 1 of SV Wishes
- Language:
- English
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- 110,407
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 2,330
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- 22,558
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24 Jul 2024
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The Cherry Path by fullmetalpotterhead
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jan 2023
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Xie Lian accidentally follows the long abandoned cultivation method of the Cherry Path and gains mind reading powers after his thirtieth birthday.
He is complete unphased by this, until five years later when he meets Hua Cheng.
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11 Jun 2024
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"...This is a shock collar."
Kaveh rolls his eyes. "Yes, thank you, captain obvious."
"You want me to wear a shock collar ."
In which Kaveh wants to expand him and Alhaitham's sexual horizons...by making him wear a shock collar.
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- Part 1 of the shock collar saga
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"Everything I am is bound to all that you are and you... You have no idea how I felt. Four years of agony, thinking you’d never want me again -"
“Of course I know!” Geralt bellows, “Of course I know, Jaskier, dammit!”
In which Geralt and Jaskier were happily bonded but then Geralt had to make the wish to save Yennefer - she was their friend, after all - and it resulted in a tangled, painful mess. Now, however, one crucial knot has come loose. Jaskier and Geralt must finally talk.
(Alternatively: Geralt comes to the party at Oxentfurt with only one thought in mind - get his mate back. But, even though there's virtually no plan, things quickly go to shit. Jaskier isn't so willing to talk. Yennefer suffers the idiocy. The reunion brings back many painful memories).- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 71
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- 815
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27 Apr 2024
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A Kind of Magic by Get_Wrexed (PhantasmalOwl)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2020
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A Hogwarts Ineffable Husbands Professor AU requested by some lovely folks on twitter!
Hogwarts Librarian Azira Fell and Herbology Professor Anthony J. Crowley get into the rhythm of a new year at Hogwarts. However, two decades after the second Wizarding War, trouble begins brewing yet again. The two wizards are sourced from contrasting backgrounds with bad blood between them- Crowley belonging to a notoriously dangerous pure-blood family of Death Eaters and Azira the child of a Muggle and a Squib. It falls to the pair of colleagues to navigate the dangers plaguing Hogwarts and the Wizarding World. Unspoken feelings and hidden histories complicate the matter.
*** Update as of 6/8/21: while this fic is not completed, it's at a very good pausing point if you have any interest in reading. I do hope to get back to it, but it's on hiatus for the foreseeable future. ***
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- English
- Words:
- 215,504
- Chapters:
- 29/40
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 587
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27 Apr 2024
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Xie Lian imagines Shi Qingxuan and He Xuan doing their intro like they always do, Shi Qingxuan talking with excitement and He Xuan pretending to be bored. Shi Qingxuan would mention the show was born from his own experience at being catfished, and he would look fondly at He Xuan, waiting for a reaction that never comes. But Shi Qingxuan never mind that, he talks and moves enough for the both of them.
Then, they would pretend they just receive an email and read Xie Lian's letter.Hi Shi Qingxuan and He Xuan,
My name is Xie Lian. My friends Feng Xin and Mu Qing convinced me to contact you about my boyfriend, San Lang. He's talented, caring, amazing, and really everything I ever wished for. Except he's 6h away from me and I never saw him in real life.__
Or.. Xie Lian just wants to see his online boyfriend in real life but his friends think San Lang is a liar playing with him. So he decides to find out the truth on TV.
Based on the TV show Catfish.- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 112
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- 1,038
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21 Nov 2023
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Geralt Discovers Jaskier's Prostate by Bourneblack
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 May 2020
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"My asshole is tighter than a cunt," Jaskier says.
Geralt gives him a predatory look, slipping his fingers from Jaskier’s body. “Not when I’m through with it.”
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Geralt realizes he's being a bad boyfriend, tries to figure out how to be a good boyfriend, and ends up drinking a lot and buying Jaskier pretty things.
Working titles for this were: "They're taking the Witchers to Novigrad," "A Demisexual and a Pansexual walk into a tavern," and "Geralt fucks Jaskier to unconsciousness in a bathtub."
Can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of Discoveries
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,075
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 85
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- 3,891
- Bookmarks:
- 389
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- 48,833
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09 Nov 2023
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by DancingLassie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Dec 2021
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The last thing Vesemir expected when he broke his hip (caused by slipping in his kitchen, of all things) was to meet the future love of Geralt’s life. Now all he had to do was subtly convince Geralt and Jaskier of the fact.
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- Part 1 of Matchmaker
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,043
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 1,216
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- 7,413
- Bookmarks:
- 1,307
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- 64,675
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03 Oct 2023
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you'll always know me by anaphoricae
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Sep 2023
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Lan Zhan doesn’t think about him anymore.
The days when he would obsess over every tiny work Wei Ying appeared in are long gone. His days of buying every magazine he was in, of taping his interviews and watching them over and over again just to get a piece of the real him, they’re all over. Lan Zhan doesn’t follow every project Wei Ying is a part of anymore, doesn’t try to find out if Wei Ying ever mentioned him anywhere, and doesn’t keep the TV on just in case he hears Wei Ying’s voice in a new commercial.
He has weeks, and even months, when Wei Ying doesn’t even cross his mind at all. And when he does, it is only with a faded kind of fondness, a simmering affection to the memories they shared together.
He’s happy for the things Wei Ying achieved. There is almost no hurt at all, almost no pain. And almost must be just as good as none.
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Lan Zhan's world is turned upside down when his High School love, famous actor Wei Wuxian, comes back to their hometown after 13 years.
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- English
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- 127,005
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 1,467
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- 5,691
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- 1,750
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- 116,250
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10 Sep 2023
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Twice-Blessed Ghost, Salty Sea by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2023
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Xie Lian is popular with the common people. Whenever anything is brought to him for luck—whether it's a statue, a set of beads, or even a new baby—he gives it his blessing and seals it in with a little kiss.
Hua Cheng is displeased. Where's his blessing? Where's his little kiss?
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Artist collab! Look inside for two included illustrations by @baneberry16Bookmarked by Moni42
16 Aug 2023
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Thousand Gold Come-And-Go Stew by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2022
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When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him.
It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?
Xie Lian has a plan.
“Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”
His voice caught.
“I mean, to—”
Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.
“As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—”- Language:
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- 19,617
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- 4/4
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- 1,408
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- 26,328
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30 May 2023
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Playing with Fire, Treading Thin Ice by Aristocratic_Otter, steppjes
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Dec 2022
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In a world where the Mage doesn't manage to turn Simon into the Chosen One, where Simon is never rescued from the care system, Baz has graduated from Watford and started Uni at Oxford, never having heard of Simon Snow. That doesn't last long. But can Baz afford a relationship with the very attractive but seemingly absolutely Normal Simon?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,397
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 234
- Kudos:
- 605
- Bookmarks:
- 95
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- 7,934
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19 Apr 2023
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If You Don't Know How to Blow, Blow for Me by trufflehargau
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
26 Mar 2023
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Xie Lian’s eyes flicked halfway up the length of San Lang’s body, sitting rather stiffly on the sofa. He looked kind of awkward, to be honest. Then again, awkwardness was probably a bit of a given when you were sex-coaching the flatmate you’d only known for two weeks.
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Or: Jun Wu has dumped Xie Lian for being bad in bed. Desperate to get him back, Xie Lian asks his new flatmate to be his sex-coach. His new flatmate surprisingly says yes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 75,164
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 1,194
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- 6,353
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- 1,407
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- 105,901
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26 Mar 2023
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The Eden Literature Festival by GaryOldman
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Sep 2021
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“Temptation has been on several of the bestseller lists. Have you read it?” and really, he couldn’t be blamed for brushing it off with a sharp no, which of course, made the headline and the bulk of the write up. A. Z. Fell calls Temptation ‘populist rubbish’. Full interview on page 34. He was almost certain he hadn’t called it rubbish… he’d been trying very hard to avoid that.
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Anthony Crowley and A Z Fell are rival authors who have nothing but terrible things to say about one another's work.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,777
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 75
- Kudos:
- 576
- Bookmarks:
- 117
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- 2,496
Bookmarked by Moni42
02 Mar 2023