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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Carrying a clutch of Sangheili eggs for reasons that are definitely more strategic than personal, the Master Chief must defend from enemies both without and within.

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    Eggnant John Halo is coming to terms with his impending fatherhood and bonding with his baby daddy ('cause we all know the Arbiter's daddy). It's got fluff and eggs, and I'm not sorry.

    Sequel to "I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends" but can be read as a standalone.

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    03 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    While returning to the crash site of the Mortal Reverie, something goes wrong. The Master Chief will need to rely on his growing bonds with Echo 216's pilot and the young AI to get through this, and finds himself more than just physically vulnerable in the meantime.

    (This is no longer being worked on. I hope to re-explore ideas from this older story in something new later.)

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    16 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    The MRE fic, or What if Cortana made Chief get a hobby and he became an MRE youtuber. Directly inspired by Steve1989MREInfo's channel.

    “You’re the primadonna, fine, but I’m leaving this in.”

    “Never been called that before.”

    “First time for everything. Now tell the audience what’s in that lovely sealed trash bag that you’re about to cut open and eat.”

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    07 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    In order to comply with current standards, Spartan-II Blue Team needs to be officially assigned a mission handler, and Spartan Miller is under consideration for the job. This would be totally fine if he wasn't busy developing the world's most embarrassing crush on Blue Team's leader: John-117, the Master Chief himself.

    The Master Chief is still reeling from the death of his AI partner Cortana a year ago and still adapting to the culture shock of the world that moved on without him while he was "dead" for 5 years.

    Sometimes, unlikely people intersect and things might get just a little weird.

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    25 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    What started off as a prompt of 'Master Chief finds a kitten' grew into a fic. It also has art by the lovely fablepatron

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    23 Jan 2026