Mortain16
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When Eddie finally asked Buck to marry him, it felt like everything had finally fallen into place. Their family was already built, and their love was already proven.
But perfection is fragile.
One mistake. One look at Christopher’s face, and suddenly everything Eddie thought was unbreakable starts to crack. And before he can even explain, before he can even try to fix it—Buck is gone. His wedding ring abandoned on the floor.
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Buck & Chris catch Kim with Eddie and their marriage and family is shaken
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ilya rozanov: ragebaiter supreme by hnjsngluvr69
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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It seems Ilya fucking Rozanov adheres to a daily schedule of tomfoolery. He’s always finding ways to irritate Shane with the stupidest shit.
or, Ilya ragebaits Shane as a form of flirting. Somehow it works.
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- Part 2 of hollanov <3
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21 Jan 2026
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I love fics where Ilya (Lily) gets added to WAG groupchat so yay i made my own
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18 Jan 2026
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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Bookmarked by Mortain16
16 Jan 2026
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The Diaz Study on Long-Term Exposure to the Buckley Variable: Statistically Significant, Emotionally Catastrophic, and Unmodeled by DamnSterek
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Jan 2026
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Abstract: In a longitudinal assessment of the Buckley variable’s impact on Dr. Diaz, we document a surprising decline in objectivity, an alarming spike in flustered rambling, and multiple methodological failures including—but not limited to—accidental staring, uncontrolled blushing, and an unprecedented disregard for professional boundaries. Despite repeated replication attempts, no reliable strategy for emotional neutrality was found. The data strongly support the hypothesis that Subject Buckley is hazardous to academic composure. Peer review pending. Further study (and possibly therapy) is recommended.
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TLDR: A Buddie AU where rockstar!Buck crashes straight into professor!Eddie’s quiet life… and absolutely wrecks him (emotionally and physically).
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16 Jan 2026
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There’s a billboard. Which is a normal thing to find on the side of the interstate. Advertisements for car dealerships and injury lawyers and anything you could ever dream of. This, though… this is beyond his wildest dreams.
This billboard has a picture of a man, about Eddie’s age, blond curly hair and crystal blue eyes.
The man on the billboard is—
He is—
The billboard text swims into focus slowly, as if Eddie is surfacing from deep water.
THIS IS BUCK.
HE’S 33, SINGLE, AND A FIREFIGHTER.
HE’S A GREAT COOK IF YOU DON’T MIND
BREAKFAST FOOD FOR EVERY MEAL.
I’M BEGGING SOMEONE TO DATE HIM SO
HE STOPS THIRD-WHEELING MY MARRIAGE.And then, underneath, in smaller letters:
ALL GENDERS WELCOME TO APPLY.
I'M DESPERATE AND HE'S HOPELESS.
PLEASE CONTACT MADDIE AT:
[email protected]Or,
The sisterly art of romantic sabotage.Bookmarked by Mortain16
15 Jan 2026