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Haru Urara Sells the Entire Universe to God for Some Carrots by SHAKEROCK
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
13 Apr 2026
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Urara is the sole owner of the universe for some odd reason. However, she decides to sell the universe for some carrots because she is poor.
I SHOULD MENTION THIS IS A JOKEFIC/CRACKFIC! I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE THAT'S RELIGIOUS OR NOT THIS WAS SIMPLY MADE FOR FUN!
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- Part 2 of Crack Fics
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Power-Saving Mode by Anonymous
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
07 Aug 2026
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Mihono Bourbon, as it turns out, is much, much lazier than Rice Shower expected her to be.
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This is my Rudosiri stuff okay? (Artwork) by SlimeGirlTachyon
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
18 Jun 2026
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I've only done four drawings so far :) Will add more in forms of chapters whenever I draw more
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A Cure for the Gloom by Star_Sixty_Nine
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
15 May 2026
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Manhattan Cafe's and Rice Shower's trainer decides to use a cruel and unorthodox method of "attitude adjustment."
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- Part 64 of FOR OTHERS
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Umamusume are much stronger than humans, and that can pose a bit of a hazard if they have human partners. You and Narita Brian get around this problem with a little creativity, and you learn something new about her along the way.
Many new things, actually.
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What Kind of Training is This?! by Star_Sixty_Nine
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
30 Jan 2026
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Kitasan Black learns of Satono Diamond's "special training" and tries it out for herself.
Anything to train her Speed, Stamina, and Guts!Series
- Part 13 of FOR OTHERS
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Breaking Champions by orphan_account
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
19 Nov 2025
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Agnes Tachyon creates a set of collars to help "influence" the mind of an Umamusume.
Seeing this as his big chance to take Symboli Rudolf down a peg, her malicious Trainer decides to use those collars for his own sick, perverted desires...Series
- Part 230 of Requests
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Connection Established by Niltan
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
31 Mar 2026
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A standalone sequel to my previous Mihono Bourbon work.
The Cyborg has made her comeback, but racing and dancing are not what's on her mind...
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- Part 2 of Mihono Bourbon works
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The Groundskeeper of Tracen Academy by DepravedMind
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
01 Sep 2025
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Disclaimers: This is a work of fiction and shouldn't be taken seriously under any circumstance. If you have an attachment to any of the characters, either skip it or don't read the fic. Tags will be placed at the beginning of every chapter in the notes, if something doesn't interest you, feel free to skip the chapter.
At Tracen Academy, the many facilities are often maintained by various staff and students alike. With the one heading it all being the Groundskeeper, Isane Morikawa, who has been working even before the previous Director took over. The reason for why he continues to work at his age? None other than the many nubile women attending the academy.
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You're My Girlfriend by Lykheis
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
10 Jan 2026
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It's been a few days since Mayano had confessed to Nature and the two had decided to date. Nature didn't know how she was able to get herself to this point but having a such cute peppy girlfriend is something that's just hard to believe.
And there's one problem: Mayano can't stop announcing to everybody that Nature is her girlfriend.
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sea bream for two by Picklesz
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
13 Nov 2025
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Gold Ship knows there’s something wrong with her brain. She gets bored easily, is prone to fixations, and can’t focus on anything useful to save her life. She doesn’t hide these traits, because there’s no point in trying to appease people who will never understand her. She lives how she wants, because at least she won’t have any regrets.
Mejiro McQueen has nothing wrong with her, yet she puts up with Gold Ship, even when Gold Ship does things she herself doesn’t understand. If only Gold Ship could reciprocate it back.
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Gold Ship, neurodivergence, and expressing your love to your crush.
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Silks by Karnak
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
02 Jan 2026
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After one-and-a-half years at Tracen Academy, Haru Urara is still running debut races while her friends are competing with each other in G1 races. After King Halo discovers how deeply her roommate is being affected by this fact, she and the rest of the Golden Generation resolve to set things right, and give Urara the love - and racing silks - she deserves.
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Uma Musings by Karnak
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
20 Jul 2025
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A collection of musings and short vignettes about Uma Musume and the (horse)gals therein. Semi-canon, semi non-canon, semi head-canon. Written for fun, and hopefully you find it fun, too.
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Uma Musings: Cherry-Red on the Rocks by Karnak
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
03 Aug 2025
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Short-scale stories featuring everyone's favourite roommates at Tracen - Daiwa Scarlet & Vodka
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Can't Handle the Heat by Karnak
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
18 Nov 2025
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After losing a wager to El Condor Pasa, King Halo is forced to uphold her honour and dignity by partaking in her friend's favourite thing - tacos, with hot sauce.
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Wheels Roll Home by Karnak
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
06 Jan 2026
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Seiun Sky is beset by the realization that she has a crush on someone - problem is, she has no idea what to do about it, or what kind of flowers she likes.
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Queen's Knight Chasing by andes_hill
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
22 Jul 2025
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“I thought you might say that, so I also came with a challenge.” McQueen looked Teio in the eyes. “If you do ever beat me in an untimed game of chess, I will give you a reward of my choice.”
That got Teio’s attention. “A reward?”
“Yes. It might be a drink from our favorite honey stand, or it might be something else. You’ll only find out if you win.”
McQueen offered an open hand to Teio. “How does it sound?”
One long contest over the chessboard, and five times Teio and McQueen found comfort in their rivalry.
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Treading Water by andes_hill
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
16 Nov 2025
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Sei grinned. “Actually, striped bonito can reach up to 65 kilometers per hour. They're almost as fast as an umamusume.”
King looked back at them. “Truly? But they look so…”
“Average? Yeah, that’s what they want you to think. They’re crafty, and they’re the fastest fish that shore lurkers like me will ever see without stealing a ride on a boat.”
“I do hope you mean ‘stealing’ in the figurative sense.”
“Whatever makes you feel better.”
King tries to get out of a rut by going to the aquarium.
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Why is it so hot in this elevator???? by Love_In_The_Air_Groove
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
28 Jul 2026
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On an unbearably hot summer’s day, Air Groove finds herself stuck in an elevator with the student council President, Symboli Rudolf.
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Dancing in the dark by ttoxicyuri
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
19 Dec 2025
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"I didn't know you could dance like this."
"I can also do the chicken dance if you want, ya know."
Right. Of course Gold Ship had to go and ruin the moment by saying something like that.
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- Part 4 of Gorumaku Week 2025