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So Long as Men can Breathe by Nerdybirdnerd for leighked
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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They shouldn't linger here—not really. Not lost between the rolling hills and burning effigies, not hiding in the shadows with all the other evils warded off by the ritual of tonight. Hans should be out there, dancing with his pretty wife, crowned in fire and bathed in gold. Jitka, however, isn't like him. She does not wait into the night. She grows dizzy when she dances, and though she loves him too, she does not, could not, must not ever know the way Hans sounds when his heart moves faster than his breath.
Henry has had an entire year to love Hans from the dark, but a beloved holiday makes him wonder what it might be like to love him in the light.
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Husband, he thought. Wife, even, should it please you.
He reaches out a hand, grabbing the crown and placing it atop Hans' head. It was a broken, misshapen thing now, but it looked nothing less than regal on him.
"Yours." He settles on, as if it were any less impossible.
Just a single summer day, shared between a lord and his squire.
OR: A series of vignettes following a single day in the life of Hansry where the boys are forced to confront their lingering anxieties about the future that ends with Henry getting his back blown out (carefully and with lots of love)
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To Love a Lord (Unfortunately) by Nerdybirdnerd for cashew_all
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
24 Dec 2025
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You are Henry of Skalitz, and your lord is perhaps the most infuriating man you've ever met.
So how is it that you could ever love him?
AKA: Sexual roleplay between Hans and Henry that helps Hans figure out something that's been bothering him for a long time now.
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My Heart for Him to Hold by Nerdybirdnerd for cashew_all
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
24 Dec 2025
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After a long and exhausting day in Kuttenberg, Hans takes it upon himself to ensure his best friend finally gets some rest and, in the process, learns some new things about the both of them.
OR: Hans goes out of his way to make Henry's fantasies of being tied up and fucked come true and discovers a new kink in the process.
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Almost Believing (This One's Not Pretend) by borealis, carouselfancy, DesertWillow, intacognito, Lucanthus, Nerdybirdnerd, OhTee, Sedivka, Skribls, spectral_catsith, Supernova95 for Hawkie
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
21 Dec 2025
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Henry has been hopelessly in love with his best friend for years, so when Hans begs him to come to Pirkstein's masquerade ball, he finds it impossible to say no.
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Knight of the Crownless King by Stelladonie
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
30 Jul 2026
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A throne without a king, a hero without his sword, a knight without his love.
Hans’s secret is out. His world is in ruins. And Otto von Bergow is still reaching for power with both hands.
Sent to Moravia by Hanush and Radzig, Hans's mission seemed clear: feasts, speeches, careful smiles. But it’s a knife’s edge and Hans must fight, scheme and bargain for allies without the one person he trusts more than anyone by his side. Instead, he's accompanied by his future wife. Will sharp-eyed Jitka become his shield… or the blade at his throat?
Hans might have to stand on his own two feet now, but Henry left him more than his beloved sword. He left him a promise to return—and Hans’s blacksmith’s boy is a man of his word.When Bohemia’s fate hangs by a thread, will Lady Fortuna finally smile at them?
This fic follows Of Lilies and Lions and concludes the Lord of the Distant Isles Trilogy. Updates weekly (regular update day is Friday, plus occasional surprise chapters).
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- Part 3 of Lord of the Distant Isles Trilogy
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Bookmarked by Nerdybirdnerd
19 Jul 2026
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Third fic in a trilogy, Hans tops for the first time in chapter 27
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If We Had The Time by AgnesFitch for theberrygirl14
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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Five times Henry and Hans found the time to sneak away, stolen moments in darkened corners, away from prying eyes. Five times where they rushed with panted breaths and desperate hands, and the one time where they had all the time in the world, and yet it still was not enough.
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Too Much Like Mead by Lopiz38 for threetimesfreed
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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After a long night of drinking, Hans and Henry stumble upon a mysterious potion… only to be overwhelmed by a surge of unnatural desire that sharpens every sensation and pushes their hunger far beyond control.
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Bookmarked by Nerdybirdnerd
30 Jun 2026
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they switch in the fic
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Aim, Fire, Shoot Me Right by gloriousdisco for Hawkie
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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He flattened his hand against the full expanse of Henry’s throat, felt him flinch beneath the touch. The bulb of his Adam’s apple dipped as his breath began to quicken, Hans could feel each exhalation like the press of a fist to his palm.
“…Some girls can take me all the way to here, you know?” He eventually said.
Henry only shivered in response.
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or: sometimes boasting about bathmaids can lead to an adventure down your best friend’s throat
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For What Is Jealousy by Cherry (PinkCherryBlossoms) for Sufalls
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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Henry knows Hans Capon in a bad mood when he sees one. What he doesn’t know is why Hans keeps watching him from across the room and butting in whenever anyone gets too close.