NeverBeenNormal
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The title ^^
I have no idea why I'm doing this again
I update only on even days because even numbers are the supierior numbers
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- Part 2 of Incorrect Quotes
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Just what it says in the title really.
Rated Teen and Up for swearing
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- Part 1 of Incorrect Quotes
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Incorrect Quotes by NeverBeenNormal
Fandom: Five Kingdoms - Brandon Mull, The InBESTigators (TV)
12 Oct 2025
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Incorrect Quotes for different (usually small) fandoms.
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i'm coming home, i'm coming home by kearlyn
Fandoms: The Martian - All Media Types, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
14 Nov 2015
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Mark Watney never manages to make contact with Earth and NASA never realizes that he survived the storm and evacuation on Sol 6. So, needless to say, the crew of the Ares IV is incredibly surprised when they land on Mars to find a scruffy, malnourished, mentally unbalanced, but still-alive astronaut waiting for them.
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- Part 1 of i'm coming home
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Bookmarked by NeverBeenNormal
14 Oct 2025
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Damian didn’t need an older brother. Tough luck, Bruce thought he didn’t need a Robin either. Look where that got him.
Or Tim doesn’t care what Damian says. He has always wanted a baby brother to love and care for and Damian fits the bill. So what if he’s a little stabby stabby? That just gives him character.
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Bookmarked by NeverBeenNormal
14 Oct 2025
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Tim Drake, totally the most chill guy you’ll ever meet by CoffeeTrees
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics)
06 Sep 2025
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Now, Tim would normally say he’s a pretty chill guy. In fact, he believes himself to be the least chaotic of the Bats (Excluding Cass. Any chaos that happened around her was simply not her fault, no exceptions). They certainly were not the first people that came to mind when Tim thought about relaxing in any capacity. Don't even get him started on Bruce.
Or: Tim Drake is an entirely feral gremlin and refuses to acknowledge this fact
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14 Oct 2025
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Batstream by RandomReader13 for Ginevra_Benci, MousesizeDragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Feb 2022
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“I want it on record that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m only doing this to mitigate the damage."
AKA
Red Robin decides it's a great idea to livestream patrol while Batman's off-world. It goes about as well as you'd expect.- Language:
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Bookmarked by NeverBeenNormal
14 Oct 2025
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You Have Been Subscribed to a Lifetime of Regret by Moldy_Potatoes for DecaffeinatedApollyon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
15 Apr 2025
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During his time in the League Ra’s made the grave mistake of letting Tim have access to the intricately crafted database and emailing system with no supervision. What follows is no one's fault but his own.
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Tim signs Ra’s Al Ghul up for spam emails and pop-up ads.
(Previously titled 'Spamming This Dick In Your Mouth (Title Pending)')
Bookmarked by NeverBeenNormal
13 Oct 2025