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At Last by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
23 Jul 2023
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“Huaisang, A-Sang, I can’t,” Nie Mingjue moans out the words, and Nie Huaisang can barely make sense of them with how muffled they are from the pillow his face is pressed into, “Please.” He begs.
Huaisang has always loved to hear him beg.
Nie Huaisang loves nothing more than making Nie Mingjue fall apart with pleasure.
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Look (At No One Else) by NeverHornyOnMain for sadh0urs
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
23 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng masturbates in the evenings.
Jin Ling knows this because every evening that he can, he watches.
There is a key hole in the door to his Jiujiu’s bedroom with a clear view of the bed, and though the house is old and hazardously creaky, Jin Ling has spent most of his life learning where all the noisy floorboards are, learning how to open his own door and the one to the bathroom without them squeaking, knows how to silently get from his room to crouching on the floor right outside of Jiujiu’s with his hand in his pants, and, importantly, how to noiselessly make it to the bathroom and then back to his own room when he’s done.
When they’re both done.
Jin Ling has always been a little too obsessed with his jiujiu, but Jiang Cheng starting to date drives him to drastic measures. The plan goes a bit awry, but he still gets what he's always wanted in the end.
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Any Way You Want It by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Jul 2023
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“Always?” Lan Wangji echoes him curiously, earnestly, and Lan Xichen nods.
He shrugs, putting his hand on his didi’s cheek, leaning forward to kiss the taste of himself from his lips. He pulls away just a hair’s breadth, “If you want it, if you need it, why not?”
Wangji stares at him, and there’s something in his gaze that makes Xichen shiver when he asks, stressing the word, “Anywhere?”
Xichen nods and kisses him again, and wonders if he’ll regret such a blank-check agreement.
He doubts it.
He never regrets anything he gives Wangji.
Lan Wangji surprises Lan Xichen during their anniversary dinner.
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If the Stars Aligned by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Jul 2023
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After Jiang Cheng had walked in on them at the cove, Jin Ling and Ouyang Zizhen started having sex in all the most conspicuous of places around Lotus Pier.
Jin Ling is riding high on the memory of coming in his pants when Jiang Cheng stumbled onto them, and Zizhen has nothing but mischievous encouragement to offer, enabling the worst of Jin Ling’s newfound exhibitionist tendencies, and contributing some of his own.
What else are best friends with benefits for?
In the end, all it takes is the right location and timing to get Jiang Cheng to walk in on them again, and this time he they convince him to stay.
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Cake by the Ocean by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
12 Jul 2023
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“They don’t know.” He reminds his uncle.
Jiang Cheng turns to him, scowl softening, vulnerable underbelly exposed in the way he looks at Jin Ling, the emotions clear on his face. Fear, anxiety, shame.
Love, too. Always love.
His jiujiu sighs, obviously restraining himself from glancing around again, “I know. I still don’t like the stares.”
Jin Ling looks around, and it’s true, there are one or two people staring at them. It’s to be expected, really. They aren’t exactly the most conventional couple visible on this beach, even if no one here knows that they’re blood related.
He squeezes Jiang Cheng’s hand in his, reassuring, “Can you blame them?” He grins, shrugs, “They’re probably all jealous of me. Having such a handsome older man by my side.”
His uncle rolls his eyes and licks his ice cream.
Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng enjoy ice cream, incest, and long walks on the beach. Fortunately, neither of them require a dating profile.
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Ridin' Dirty by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
30 Jun 2023
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“How the hell did you convince your father to let you get one of those?” Jin Ling asks with a raised eyebrow as Lan Sizhui swings off of his shiny new motorcycle and removes his helmet, a bright grin on his face.
It’s a sleek thing; a deep, rich blue with silver accents, and a black leather seat big enough for two. There’s a sizable storage compartment at the rear.
His cousin shrugs, shaking out his long, silky hair and rounding the bike, looking unfairly hot in a leather jacket and gloves, following Jin Ling into the house, “I’m an adult, he can’t stop me.” Sizhui points out, and Jin Ling’s eyebrow rises even further because while that is theoretically true, there is no way Sizhui could have paid for a beautiful, brand new thing like that himself, “Besides, Baba has one, you know that. He helped.” Sizhui’s grin turns a little sheepish, and Jin Ling makes a face and shakes his head, bumping his shoulder into Sizhui’s as they head inside the house to wait for Jingyi and Zizhen to turn up for their first of many summer break movie marathons.
Jin Ling goes for a ride on his cousin Sizhui's new motorcycle, and things get heated.
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So Call Me Maybe by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
28 Jun 2023
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“What are you wearing?” Jin Ling asks cheekily, and he hears his uncle scoff into the mic.
“Absolutely not, Jin Ling, we are not having phone sex right now.” He says firmly.
If Jin Ling were anyone else, he wouldn't bother arguing with Jiang Cheng when he gets all decisive. But Jin Ling is not anyone else, and he has both special nephew and lover privileges, now. The nephew ones were often enough, even on their own.
“Jiujiuuuuu,” He whines, wishing Jiang Cheng could see his pout and big, pathetic eyes. He’s very good at making big, pathetic eyes. Whining is often less effective without it, “Why not? We’ve done so much worse already, what’s the harm?”
Jiang Cheng huffs, and Jin Ling pictures the eye roll he knows is happening, “I’m in my office, Jin Ling. These walls are not soundproof.”
Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng have phone sex, and Jin Ling confesses something.
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Heat by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
25 Jun 2023
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“So, you weren’t about to ask me to fuck you out in the open, on a day too hot for such things?” Jiang Cheng responds, and Jin Ling’s pout only deepens, eyes widening as he peels another seed.
He pops it in his mouth and swallows, giving his uncle his best puppy-dog eyes, and when Jiang Cheng remains impassive and still, he sighs dramatically and rolls onto his back, head hanging off the edge of the pier, hair dipping into the water as he looks up at his uncle pathetically.
“Jiujiuuuuuu,” He repeats, more whine than invitation this time, reaching out for his uncle with his free hand, fingers finding his waist and gripping. Jiang Cheng’s hands come up almost like a reflex, reaching back for his nephew in return, finding his upper arm and his chest, settling there, smoothing over his skin.
Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng trade blowjobs on the Jiang family's private pier.
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The Sweet Taste of Regret by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
17 Jun 2023
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“Hey Sizhui,” Jin Ling muses out loud, staring up at the deep, deep blue sky from where he lies spread out on the grassy ground of one of the many spacious gardens of Jinlintai. Sizhui makes a questioning noise around a mouthful of fruit drizzled with honey, and Jin Ling continues, “Why haven’t we fucked yet?”
Sizhui snorts, laughs, and almost chokes on his food, swallowing and coughing as he pounds a hand on his chest, “Jin Ling!” He scolds, voice light still with laughter when he can speak again, after a few sips of tea.
Jin Ling looks up at him from the ground, eyebrow raised, “What’s wrong with you? If I didn’t know better I’d think you were a prude from that reaction.” He says with a huff, “I’ve literally fucked your husband in front of you. And I watched you have your way with Jiang Cheng at our orgy, among others.”
Sizhui shakes his head, and takes another bite of fruit before answering, “I just wasn’t expecting you to proposition me, is all.”
At long last, Jin Ling and Lan Sizhui have sex. A bad decision regarding the use of honey causes a mishap, and Jiang Wanyin comes to their rescue. They all have a bit of fun in the end.
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- Part 19 of Throne Sex au
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Why Can't I Hold On? by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
10 Jun 2023
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The thing most people forget about cultivating immortality, is that even if you reach it, it doesn’t mean you can’t die.
It only gives you time, and a choice.
When Jin Ling finally passes after two hundred long years at Jiang Cheng's side, the immortal Sandu Shengshou has to make his.
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- Part 2 of But There is a Light, in the Dark
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Double Entendre by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
08 Jun 2023
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“Great news,” The younger Jiang Cheng announces, sliding the door open hastily with a loud ‘clack’, and stepping inside his nephew’s bedroom, paper in hand, the decades older version of himself only a half-step behind him, “We’ve acquired the last ingred-” He stops in his tracks as his eyes fall on his nephew’s bed, or more specifically, on the two very naked, nearly identical men in his nephew’s bed.
His nephews - plural - are staring back, the older with a little knowing smirk on his face, the younger - the real one, Jiang Cheng’s Jin Ling - with wide, scared eyes and flushed cheeks.
Two sets of uncle and nephew end up in the same universe temporarily. Before the elder Jin Rulan leaves, he’s going to make sure the younger set figure out their feelings and relationship in a quicker, smoother way than he and his own jiujiu had.
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Uncovered by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
07 Jun 2023
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“We needed the space.” Lan Wangji says, by way of explanation, carefully placing a stack of paper between them. His tone is somewhat apologetic.
Lan Sizhui freezes, still as stone, as his eyes come to rest on the messily scrawled characters on the first page. His own hand, years old.
“I was tasked with clearing your room out and moving your belongings from the junior disciples’ quarters to your new home.” His father continues, “Two of the boxes you were keeping old papers in were moldy. I laid them out in the sun to air them out. I was not intending to invade your privacy.” He finishes softly.
Sizhui can’t look up, mouth open in shock, tears welling up in his eyes. He’d almost forgotten about these papers. They should have never seen the light of day.
Lan Wangji accidentally stumbles onto the erotica Lan Sizhui wrote when he was a teenager. Sizhui is mortified, especially considering just who the things he wrote were about.
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In My Hands and My Heart by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
05 Jun 2023
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“Remember a couple of months ago, when you found me in the garden that morning and we watched the sunrise together?” Jin Ling says quietly, voice slightly nervous, though that takes Jiang Cheng a minute to realize through the pleasant haze in his mind. He makes a questioning hum, and Jin Ling speaks again after a short pause, “I wanted to kiss you, you know.”
Jiang Cheng’s whole body goes slightly tense, and the pleasant, drifting feeling feels more like a dragging current as he sits up a little straighter, fighting against it to be more alert, “What?” He must have misheard, or misunderstood, or-
“I wanted to kiss you,” His nephew says again, and there’s no mistaking it this time, “Right there in the garden, I wanted to crawl into your lap and kiss you and never leave. It-” He stumbles over his thoughts, or his words, voice shaking ever so slightly, but otherwise calm, even though he must feel how tense Jiang Cheng is with how much they’re touching right now, “It was the way you were looking at me, Jiujiu. It made me feel things, and I- I haven’t stopped feeling them.”
Jin Ling takes a chance and makes a move on Jiang Cheng.
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- Part 1 of But There is a Light, in the Dark
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And I Feel Its Warmth by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
03 Jun 2023
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Jiang Cheng opens the letter at the top of today’s pile, pulling it out absently and beginning to read. His apathetic expression is soon replaced with a smile as he does, seeing who it’s from, reading all the inane things about daily life in the three double sided pages enclosed.
“How come you never bring me anything nice anymore?” Jin Ling had whined at him the last time he’d seen him, on a working visit to Koi Tower.
They always manage to squeeze in a bit of time to spend time with each other under those circumstances, but it’s difficult sometimes, depending on the agenda and who else is involved, and how tight Jiang Cheng’s schedule is for returning to Lotus Pier.
“Spoiled brat. You’re a grown man! You don’t need me to bring you gifts. How come you never write anymore?” He’d shot back. He’d meant it as just a snarky response, but after the words had left his mouth he’d found he’d actually meant them. His nephew rarely writes anymore. He misses it.
A series of short drabbles focusing on Jiang Cheng and Jin Ling's relationship that all take place in the same continuity, but are out of chronological order.
Written for Jiujiu and A-Ling's Weekendays event.
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Biting Back by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
16 Apr 2023
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“Wangji,” He hisses, putting a hand on his brother’s shoulder and pushing slightly, “I don’t know why you’re angry with me, but-” He glances at the door, panic beginning to set in as his brother stays put like a heavy stone, unmoveable, “Now is not the time for- for this.” He gestures at their flush bodies with his other hand, trying to instill urgency into his tone, into Wangji.
His brother doesn’t budge.
He glares for another few moments, and then finally speaks, “You spend far too much time with him, Xiongzhang.” His tone is flat, but Xichen can hear the fury and the- oh. The hurt.
The jealousy.
Lan Wangji is jealous of how much time Lan Xichen has been spending with his youngest sworn brother. He takes it out on Lan Xichen in a strange way, possessive way.
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Exaction by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
15 Apr 2023
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The third thing that goes wrong takes him a while to put together, buzzed as he is. He’d opted to burn off much of the alcohol with his golden core, but had allowed a few drinks’ worth to remain in his blood to ease his situation.
It has been, he thinks, about two hours since he entered the room, and the touches have gotten slightly more daring, but his biggest problem, really, is his bladder.
It is full. Very full. And that’s when he realizes why the tea, why the wine, and why he hasn’t been drugged. That was never the point.
The point is, of course, humiliation. He really should have expected this from Guangshan. He can’t keep the angry sneer off of his face.
Jin Guangshan coerces Jiang Cheng into being the entertainment for one of his exclusive parties by holding the monetary needs of the freshly rebuilt and still vulnerable Jiang sect over his head. Jiang Cheng agrees, but once he's there he realizes Jin Guangshan hadn't told him the half of it.
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Please Hold by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Apr 2023
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His brother seems to realize what he’s doing and the noise stops once more, “Sorry, sorry.” He mutters, and a light blush forms across his cheeks.
Zixuan gets back to work, and Guangyao stares, because… what is that about? What a strange reaction to being caught tapping one’s foot. He dwells on it for a minute or two of quiet, and then his brother’s foot starts up again, and he stares at his brother’s leg, trying to figure it out. His brother really isn’t this fidgety, normally.
When he does work it out a minute later, he can’t help but laugh, “Zixuan, do you need to pee?”
His brother looks up at him with a much more prominent blush this time. The tapping stops once more and Zixuan quickly looks back down at his work, shamefaced, pretending to be too busy with it to look at Guangyao, “I don’t see how that’s… any of your business.” He fumbles.
Jin Zixuan has recently discovered a new kink with his wife. Unfortunately, his brother has things to say about it; fortunately, he also seems happy to do something about it.
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Letting Go by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2023
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She gives a little huff of a laugh, and tugs again at the hand on her hip, not really expecting to budge it, “Didi!” She exclaims softly, “Don’t make me wet the bed!” She means it as a joke, but even in the dark she can see his cheeks flush at her words, can hear the way his breath hitches, feels the way his grip tightens.
She looks at him more carefully, and he refuses to meet her eyes, saying nothing.
“Jiang Cheng,” She says, more serious but still soft, words careful, “Do you want me to wet the bed?” No judgment in her voice, just curiosity. She needs to understand his thoughts, and he’s always been awful at voicing them.
Jiang Yanli indulges her brother in a new kink, and finds she quite likes it herself.
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Sanction by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
11 Apr 2023
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“I have been having indecent thoughts.” Lan Sizhui says to Lan Xichen one quiet evening in the Hanshi.
Xichen had not been expecting him that night, but of course he’d invited him in when he’d answered the soft knock at the door, slightly bewildered when Sizhui had taken two steps inside and immediately knelt and bowed.
The words are hardly an explanation for this interruption of his evening, and Xichen finds himself confused. He reaches down to pull Sizhui up, but the young man refuses to be coaxed upright, and so Xichen tries words instead.
“That is not against the rules, Sizhui.” He offers, “Have you acted on them?”
Sizhui shakes his head ‘no’, but he does not rise from his bow.
“Tell me what’s troubling you, then.”
Sizhui simply repeats himself, “I have been having indecent thoughts.” There’s a beat, and then, “About an inappropriate person.”
Lan Sizhui goes to Lan Xichen seeking punishment.
He gets what he wants, in a way.
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And Many Happy Returns by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
10 Apr 2023
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The door slides open and the relief is instant, because Jin Ling is very obviously unharmed, but the sight that greets him is so far from anything he’s expecting that he just stands there in the doorway and stares, mouth slightly agape.
“Ah, fuck.” Swears Lan Jingyi, halfway to the door with a towel in hand, but not yet wrapped around his waist. He’s buck naked, and so is Jin Ling - that part was expected at least, his nephew had supposedly gone to take a bath, after all, and this is the bathroom - on his knees on the tiles surrounding the large, luxurious tub, with an equally naked Lan Sizhui kneeling behind him, holding him upright with an arm around his waist, chin hooked over his shoulder, watching Jiang Cheng with big, innocent looking eyes.
His nephew’s eyes are half-lidded, his jaw slack, a flush across his cheeks and down his chest.
Jiang Cheng walks in on Jin Ling's friends giving him his birthday present: being fucked and pissed inside by one after the other. Sizhui asks him to stay and help, and how can he say no to that?
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- Part 1 of Sound Decisions