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A Fire That Keeps Burning All Day by NeverHornyOnMain for texting_fangirl
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Oct 2025
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Scent has always been an odd thing, with the Master Templar. He has always reacted strongly to it, though you can never anticipate whether the reaction to a new scent will be a positive or negative one.
Colum muses on Silas' relationship to scent - and to Colum himself.
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- Part 19 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Observance by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Oct 2025
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“Colum.”
Your cavalier turns to you attentively from the doorway of the bathroom as he exits it – freshly showered and shaved, skin clean and damp – wrapped only in a towel.
“You are mine, are you not?”
He tilts his head at you a hair, brow furrowing, and he nods, standing there and waiting for whatever your next words might be.
“Body and soul?” you press.
He nods again, looking more confused. “Yes, Silas. Of course.”
You frown at him, allowing your eyes to flick down at the towel wrapped securely around his hips. “Then why do you hide from me parts of the body that I own?”
Your nephew stares back at you for a few moments, stunned. When he responds, it’s slow and deliberate. “Would you… have me not wear a towel?”
What's Colum's is Silas'.
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- Part 3 of Nev's Eighthcest Weekend '25
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With Gladness Come Before Him by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Sep 2025
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The sanctuary is silent at this late hour, the stained glass windows set into the high ceiling and upper walls muted in their shine by the black sky beyond, and each one of your cavalier’s soft gasps and moans echoes gloriously through the silence in this open, holy space.
There are other noises echoing too, and most people would consider the act you commit here to be a desecration of this place, of your faith, of your position – but you believe otherwise.
To you, this is just another form of worship. The care and keeping of your cavalier, as the Tome instructs.
Silas and Colum have sex in the cathedral. Ram keeps watch.
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- Part 2 of Nev's Eighthcest Weekend '25
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Careful to Follow and Faithfully Obey by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Sep 2025
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You turn and approach the armchair, still on your hands and knees. You have some idea already of what he wants from you. He cups your cheek and jaw in his hand and you look up at him patiently as he strokes a delicate, bony thumb over your cheek gently.
“So obedient. You’ve always been so.” It’s true, for the most part. The way he says it – gazing down at you like he is – makes your stomach do flips and has the metal caging in your small excuse for a manhood get slightly tighter than usual.
The aftermath of the punishment Silas gives Colum for his inconsiderate actions.
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- Part 1 of Nev's Eighthcest Weekend '25
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For All the Promises by NeverHornyOnMain for GoldenBi
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Aug 2025
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“I don’t understand. Why did he leave? And why did he have to steal something?” the young Master Templar asks, tugging at your hand when you don’t immediately look at him.
You turn your attention to the most precious thing in your life and swallow down the emotions that are threatening to well up once again. It’s all so fresh. You’d only learned of your brother’s… unsanctioned departure a few hours ago.
“I…” You choke on your words. You swallow thickly and try again. “I don’t think he was happy here, Si. I don’t think he could be.”
Colum copes with Capris' sudden and permanent absence and a six-year-old Silas' questions about it.
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- Part 18 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Ache by NeverHornyOnMain for GoldenBi
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Aug 2025
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He stands between your knees now, one palm over that aching gash. That stings, but you don’t complain. You can feel the strange sensation of magic stitching up your flesh and regrowing damaged cells. It’s not pleasant, but it doesn’t exactly hurt, either.
He’s muttering something under his breath, and your eyes automatically follow the way his lips move, so much closer to your face than they normally are.
Silas heals Colum after a sparring mishap. They both attempt to ignore the elephant in the room with them.
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- Part 17 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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The Chorus of the Storm by NeverHornyOnMain for texting_fangirl
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
05 Aug 2025
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As you shut off the water – all the grime from a long day of training washed away – you realize that the sound of pounding water was not entirely coming from inside the shower.
Your first thought after this realization is of Silas. He is often your first thought, and that’s the way it should be.
Silas doesn't like the rain. Colum does.
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- Part 16 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Too Near to the Brokenhearted by NeverHornyOnMain for texting_fangirl
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
05 Aug 2025
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“Please, sit.” He gestures at the three chairs scattered about in a rough semicircle opposite the large and ancient wooden desk.
Ram sits. You cross your arms and remain standing, tapping your foot impatiently. You don’t like visiting the cathedral, and you resent being called in. You don’t even know why you’re here.
“We received an unexpected missive today from the Lord Undying himself.”
Your foot stills.
Capris and Ram learn of their brother's and uncle's deaths.
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- Part 15 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Eggshells Crunching Carefully Underfoot by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Aug 2025
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Silas watches intently from his seat at the table as Colum scatters some mushrooms and peppers into the pan and then carefully folds the egg over itself, enclosing them inside. There is a book open in front of him, ignored but for the way his fingers worry at the corner of the page.
“Would you like me to teach you?”
His necromancer scoffs, eyes returning to his book abruptly. “What use have I for cooking? That’s the cavalier’s domain. Would you prefer to be uselessly redundant?”
Colum offers to teach Silas to cook.
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- Part 14 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Still by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Aug 2025
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“How long have you been alive, Capris?” Colum’s words are somewhat muffled by the two bobby pins between his lips.
“What kind of question is that?” Capris scoffs. Colum doesn’t need to see his brother’s face to picture his expression, but Capris turns his head slightly to one side anyway to catch a glimpse of him out of the corner of his eye. “You know how old I am.”
Colum braids Capris' hair.
With patience.
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- Part 13 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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In the Gentle Dark by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 Jul 2025
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In the dimness of your unlit room, your cavalier’s silhouette stands starkly against the glaring white light of the open bathroom doorway he steps through, flicking the switch as he crosses the threshold.
Colum emerges from the bathroom, freshly showered before bed.
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- Part 12 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Warmth by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Jul 2025
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Warmth.
Above you, around you, blanketing you. More than the coziness of a bed, of body-warm sheets and quilts after hours of deep sleep.
It pulls you from that abyss of unconsciousness slowly but surely, and as you are half awake and half asleep you reach up to grasp at the small body laying atop your own.
Ram wakes to something incredibly unexpected - but not unwelcome.
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- Part 11 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Allowed, Not Aloud by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
18 Jul 2025
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The moment you are safely behind the door to your quarters, your menace of a cavalier assaults you against said door.
“Capris!” You attempt to push him off, but he has size and strength to leverage against you, and it usually takes a push on his soul if you really want him to stop.
Capris doesn't mind taking risks. Silas doesn't always mind accepting them.
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- Part 10 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Call the Doctor by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
18 Jul 2025
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You smooth your thumb over wrinkly skin, feeling around as he waits, tense and taught, for your verdict.
After about ten seconds you pull your hand away and declare, “Feels normal to me.”
Colum assuages Silas' medical anxiety.
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- Part 9 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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The Giving Whole by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Apr 2025
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Silas has never held any particular concern about the way his body is shaped, but – ever since the first time Colum ended up in his bed – his attention has been drawn to the ways in which their flesh differs.
Silas loves Colum's body, especially the ways it differs from his own.
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- Part 8 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 200
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 75
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Library Nook by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Apr 2025
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The little library nook in the corner of the Master Templar’s living room has only two chairs tucked into it, angled in such a way as to face out toward the room and partially toward one another.
The two chairs are as different as could be.
Silas and Colum each have their own chair in the reading nook in their house.
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- Part 7 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Troth by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Apr 2025
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“One flesh, one end,” your eleven-year-old uncle recites, voice clear and even.
“One flesh, one end,” you echo, marking your belonging – forever one half-step behind him.
The Eighth House's oath-swearing ceremony.
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- Part 6 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Monday Morning Mundanity by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
31 Mar 2025
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On Mondays, Capris sleeps in.
On Mondays, Ram still goes to work, and Ram still makes breakfast for himself and Colum and the Master Templar.
On Sunday nights, Capris and Ram sleep in separate beds so that Ram will not disturb him when he rises, and ever since Silas’ eighteenth birthday Ram has taken advantage of this to get up extra early and quietly enter the Master Templar’s still-sleeping household.
Though Sunday is the day of rest, Sundays are always busy and slightly stressful for the head of their House, and while he never truly has a day off – nor Colum – let alone a set one every week, Mondays are the closest that they get, Ram knows.
And so, on Mondays, Ram wakes his uncle in the most indulgent way possible – with a mouth around his cock.
A typical Monday morning in the Octakiseron-Asht household.
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- Part 18 of Love is a Four Letter Word
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Whoso Diggeth a Pit Shall Fall Therein by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Mar 2025
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“You’re positive this is safe?” Colum can’t help but ask, looking down his body to where Silas kneels between his spread legs.
His necromancer has a look of fierce concentration on his face and one small hand stretched awkwardly to encompass the entirety of Colum’s heavy balls and mostly-soft cock.
Silas glances up at his face before he answers, but only briefly. “Do you doubt me? Have some faith, Colum.”
“I just don’t understand how you can know that it’s as safe, painless, and reversible as you say if you’ve never done it before.”
Colum lets Silas use necromancy to alter his genitals. Silas' work begets plenty of fun between the two of them and the other two Asht brothers.
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- Part 22 of Love is a Four Letter Word
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To Rend and to Render by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Mar 2025
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Silas shifts uncomfortably where he sits on his bed, fully clothed. “You’ve seen me do it to Colum. You’ve heard his account of it. It’s painful, Ram. You know this.”
Ram just looks up at him neutrally. “Yes.”
“Then why?” the Master Templar implores.
Ram asks Silas to soul siphon him in bed.
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- Part 21 of Love is a Four Letter Word