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Recompense by NeverHornyOnMain for Darrenious
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
09 Sep 2024
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It breaks your heart anew every time you walk into the Jingshi, now.
It doesn’t matter that he’s alive, that you didn’t lose him to execution or exile. It doesn’t matter that you now know he will recover, unlike during those first couple of truly awful weeks after his punishment.
He’s alive, and he will heal, but he is in, so, so much pain, and you know he blames you for it. He’s never said it in so many words, but you can feel the weight of his gaze as it follows you around the room, and you can feel the accusation in it. He’s always been a man of few words, and you have rarely needed him to voice his thoughts to know them. You’ve always been so close as brothers.
It’s hard to make sense of what your relationship is, now. You are still close, in some ways. You take care of many of his needs each day, you do everything you reasonably can do, and many things that you really should not be spending your own limited time on, because you love him, and because you want to see him well taken care of – and not least because of the guilt.
Lan Xichen offers a very ill-advised favor to his injured didi.
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Bad Behavior by NeverHornyOnMain for texting_fangirl
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Sep 2024
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Silas watches – frozen, mouth agape – from the slightly ajar door of Ram Asht’s bedroom as his cavalier, Colum Asht, holds his other brother by the hips and pounds into him as he moans and blathers on inanely.
“Will you please shut him up, Colum? You know I don’t mind you coming here when you're upset, even if it’s at Silas, but he doesn’t get to badmouth our Master Templar in my bed,” comes a familiar voice from just out of view, and Silas shifts carefully to the side until he can see Ram sitting in a chair in the corner, book in hand, though he doesn’t look to be paying much attention to it.
“Come shut me up yourself, Sheep,” Capris bites out, but it’s with a little smirk, and he snaps his teeth at Ram and finishes, “Don’t trust me not to use teeth?”
Ram shoots him a glare, but he definitely seems to be considering it, and Silas looks on, silent, pants tightening as the two brothers fuck and the third watches.
Silas goes to collect his cavalier from his brothers' house after a little argument, and he stumbles into something very unexpected.
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Lesser Light by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
31 Aug 2024
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Silas looks down at him, wary and unimpressed. He crosses his arms again. “Whatever this is, I’m already sick of it. Capris, it’s midnight. The grass is wet. It’s dark. I’m cold. If there isn’t some reason we’re out here, then I'm going home.”
Capris rolls his eyes again, sitting up to take off his outer layer and laying it down like a blanket on the grass next to him before patting the spot once again.
“We’re stargazing. Don’t be such a baby.”
Silas raises an eyebrow. “…Stargazing.” The night is quiet and empty as they look at each other. There is no one else around. “Why?” Silas cannot keep the confusion from his voice.
Capris’ whole demeanor changes in a moment. “Fucking–” He cuts himself off with an angry, frustrated huff, and he grabs his jacket from the ground and starts to climb to his feet. “Forget it. My bad for thinking you might like to do something nice together for once that isn’t sex.”
Capris attempts to make a change in their relationship - if one could even call it that. This attempt catches Silas very off guard, but after some contemplation, he finds he's not displeased at the idea.
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Mutually Assured Destruction by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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Capris sitting next to him should have been a clue that something bad was going to happen, but unfortunately Silas is too distracted by the other guests to really think too hard on Capris’ reasons.
What a mistake.
Most of dinner is uneventful. Silas doesn’t eat, of course. He can’t bring himself to with the black vestals present. He sips at his wine and makes conversation with Ianthe Tridentarius when she is not engaged with Capris or someone else, and generally observes the rest of the table quietly when she is.
He’s just about realizing that he’s imbibed enough alcohol to fuzzy his head when he nearly jolts out of his chair at an unexpected touch.
An unexpected touch to his inner thigh.
By Capris.
Things go a little bit differently for Silas at Canaan House, and specifically at the dinner party, with Capris as his cavalier.
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- Part 32 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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Shut Up by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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What he’s been dreaming about ever since the summons from the First House is this: Silas’ first trip off planet. The two of them, alone in a shuttle for several days, sans Silas’ necromancy. His mind has been running wild with the possibilities of what he can do with his uncle, powerless, for several days. None of it is good, but he sure will enjoy it. He despises his necromancer. Has despised him since before he was born, just for the role he would someday play in Capris’ life. The authority he would – and now does – hold over him.
Matching blood type or not, they never should have picked him for Silas’ cavalier. It always should have been his older brother, Ram. At least then Capris wouldn’t be a slave for the rest of his life to a man he cannot feel anything for but hate. Ram at least would have enjoyed the position; Ram would have tried to do a good job even as it killed him and thanked Silas and the Emperor for the privilege, Capris thinks with no small measure of disgust.
Capris has always been bitter about his fate as Silas' soul battery of a cavalier, and he takes it out on him as soon as he has the chance.
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- Part 31 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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Hung Like a Horse, Milked Like a Cow by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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“Disgusting,” your young uncle mutters as he walks a circle around you, hands clasped behind his back, chin up, haughty and above you in spirit despite your vastly different heights being very much in your favor. He brings one hand out from behind your back and slaps your flaccid member where it hangs between your legs, long and thick, and it swings like a pendulum, becoming a little less flaccid as it does. “Lewd. Can’t you control yourself, Brother Ram? Shall I find a farm and put you out in the barn with the horses?” He slaps it again, harder this time, nose scrunched with disgust. “It might as well belong to an animal.”
You stand there, face flushed, and take the abuse that Silas doles out.
The fact of the matter is, you like it. You like it, and he knows you like it.
Ram likes to be humiliated for the size of his too-big-to-function cock. Silas likes to humiliate him for it.
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- Part 30 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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The Softest Part of You by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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“So soft…” your necromancer murmurs. “I think this is the softest part of you, Colum,” he declares.
Silas says all of this with a hand down your pants, and you squirm slightly as he tugs delicately at your foreskin before resuming his gentle stroking of your flaccid length. You’re not sure whether or not it’s his intention – he often likes to touch and play with you without any real desire for something further – but you cannot help the way you react to his touch. He always has this effect on you. It’s embarrassing.
Silas enjoys getting to touch Colum, and he especially loves touching his perpetually soft cock.
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- Part 29 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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Atypical Donation by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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You take off your shirt, and he presses the cold metal of the stethoscope against your chest and listens to your heart. He nods after a minute, moves the stethoscope, and directs you to breathe in and out as he listens first at your chest and then at your back.
He sits back on his stool and smiles, replacing his stethoscope around his neck. “All sounds good to me!” He motions at you to stand. “Pants off, now. You can drop your drawers as well, I’ll need them off in a minute anyway,” he directs in a cheery but authoritative manner.
You remove your lower garments obediently and stand there in just your socks, shivering a little at more than just the slightly chilly air in the room. You really hate this part. Hate it when this man touches you. You’d never liked it with your previous doctors, but somehow it’s so much worse with him.
You stand there with increasing discomfort as the doctor looks you up and down, and then takes his time palpating your chest, neck, stomach, sides, arms and legs – crouching for the legs – and periodically asking you if anything he’s touching hurts.
Colum goes in for his sperm bank donation and twice yearly physical.
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- Part 28 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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A New Challenger Approaches by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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Colum clears his throat uncomfortably, looking anywhere but at Silas. “It– It’s a game. You all… ejaculate on the cookie. Whoever is last has to eat it.”
Silas’ face wrinkles with plain disgust, and something else indecipherable to Colum. “Why would you want to do that?”
“It’s hot. Gross and hot,” Capris answers.
Colum shrugs. “It’s really not that bad,” he admits.
Silas accidentally walks in on the Asht brothers playing a strange game.
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- Part 27 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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Giving Up by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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Silas spreads his legs a little wider. “Just put it in,” he says impatiently, craning his neck up to try to see where Capris’ dick is pressed to his rim.
“I’m trying. It won’t fucking fit!” Capris grouses. “How are you so fucking tiny!”
He hadn’t really expected Silas to let him fuck him. The suggestion had mostly been a joke – to make Silas uncomfortable, to tease him. His young uncle taking him up on the offer had been the furthest thing from his mind, but when Silas had called his bluff – blushing, but with his chin held high in that haughty way he has about him that has always made Capris want to take him down a peg or five – he’d jumped at the chance. But he hadn’t expected it to be so logistically difficult.
Capris tries, and ultimately fails, to fuck Silas. He is too well-endowed, and Silas, being a necromancer, is too small in stature to take him. They still manage to have some fun, though.
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- Part 26 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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Crown of Splendor by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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Colum grimaces. “Si, it’s not a punishment. I promise.”
His uncle huffs out a shaky, unhappy breath. “Then why, Colum?” he snaps. “Tell me why!”
Colum puts his face in his hands. “Silas, I can’t.”
“What could possibly be worth keeping from me like this when you know it’s upsetting me?” His voice is low and hurt and angry, and Colum cannot help but flinch at the words. “How can I possibly believe that it’s not a punishment when you won’t explain yourself?” His voice breaks on the last couple of words.
Colum caves, hating himself even as he says the words, muttering them into his own hands, half-hoping Silas won’t hear and that that will be the end of it. “I like it too much.”
The dead silence that follows almost kills him.
“What in the Nine Houses does that mean, Colum?” Silas asks him.
Colum stops doing Silas' hair when he realizes he's becoming aroused by it. Neither of them are happy about this.
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- Part 25 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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Strange Or Not by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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He knows it’s strange and bad, when he takes advantage of Colum’s hours of combat and strength training away from the house to lay on his bed and fuck himself with the modestly sized metal phallus, imagining that it’s him.
He likes to lay on his side and close his eyes, and imagine Colum behind him. Conjuring up those big, strong, muscled arms – scars and all. Imagining them wrapped around him. Imagining how his nephew’s lips would feel pressed to his shoulder, imagining what sorts of things his cavalier might say to him in the throes of passion.
Perhaps he would tell him how tight he is, Silas thinks as he breaches his rim for the first time that afternoon with the cold, slick metal. Perhaps he would make lewd noises in his ear, because he simply cannot contain himself at the feeling of Silas’ walls around him. Perhaps he would wrap a hand around Silas’ length and stroke him.
Silas can't help but think of his beloved nephew and cavalier while he fucks himself on a toy that once belonged to his late mother.
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- Part 24 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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Slipping the Cage by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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It’s been six months like this, with Colum in a cage, and as much as it’s always a slight temptation to bring the key home and allow Colum to have his way with him, he knows he must not give in. Will not give in. It was his one condition, after the truth had come out about their feelings for one another. A single condition for allowing Colum the privilege of kissing him, of sleeping in his bed, of allowing one another to touch places normally reserved for a lover.
As long as they did not have sex, it would not fully cross the line into incestuous territory, or that of inappropriate necro-cav relations. Colum had expressed worry that he might not have the strength of will to keep to that rule, and so Silas had suggested this as a solution.
And it has worked.
Silas loves to touch Colum. Colum enjoys it, despite the fact that it's through a cage.
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- Part 23 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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In Between by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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Colum Asht loves his older brothers.
Colum Asht’s older brothers love him.
Colum Asht’s older brothers do not love one another.
It’s a terribly unfortunate situation, but – very fortunately – Colum is a great mediator.
…Well. That’s not precisely true. Colum isn’t a particularly great mediator generally speaking. But for his brothers? He has found one solution that works unfailingly every time they begin to fight. It’s foolproof.
All Colum has to do to get Ram and Capris to make nice is to strip down to his birthday suit and get out the lube. He has two holes, after all. He might as well put them to good use.
Colum uses his assets to keep his family together.
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- Part 22 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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Come Inside by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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He finally finds himself in a long corridor, quiet and devoid of people, though he can hear low voices and moans emanating from some of the rooms further along it. When he tries the first door he is relieved to find it unlocked and, contained within, a small, hunched figure sitting on a couch in the dark, facing away from the door, shining brightly in his white gown even in the sparsely lit room.
Colum breathes a soft sigh, and Silas straightens up all of a sudden, like he’s been caught doing something he shouldn’t; the soft swishing noise of fabric-on-fabric accompanies a movement hidden from Colum by the couch back. His young uncle turns to look over his shoulder, and there’s a flush on his cheeks that Colum is sure isn’t from the small amount of wine he’d drunk at dinner.
Of course he’s blushing, Colum’s own face is probably slightly flushed as well, after seeing all that he did.
“Colum!” Silas exclaims. “There you are. I didn’t… I didn’t expect it all to be so… so brazen,” he says quietly, turning forward away from the door and relaxing back against the couch a little.
Silas and Colum have sex at a formal event on the Third.
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- Part 21 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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In Full View of the Lord by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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He is too tense, and you put your other hand on his cheek as you touch him, as he says the last phrase and closes his mouth to a heavy silence throughout the sanctuary, all eyes on the two of you. His head turns slightly as his eyes do, as though to glance behind himself at the congregation, but you force his gaze back onto you.
“Don’t look at them,” you murmur, low enough to be only for his ears, even in the quiet, “look at me.” You stroke him the way you did yourself more than once when you were his age, and you hope you’re not too rusty. “It’s just me and you, Si. I know you want this, yeah? You’ve wanted me for years; you’ve got me, I’m right here for you to take.”
He shivers at your words, and bucks into your hand, and you can feel him hardening at your attention – to the great relief of both of you, you’re sure. You’re already prepared – loosened and well lubricated by your own hand, though it’s dried up a little bit in the time you’ve been on display on this dais while he gave his sermon.
Silas and Colum consummate their oath as necromancer and cavalier. With an audience, as is expected of them.
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- Part 20 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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Requiring of Trust by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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“If he slits my throat, I’m haunting you, brat,” Capris grumbles to their necromancer, meeting his eyes through the mirror’s reflection.
Silas returns the annoyed glance evenly, and retorts, “I can put a dead soul into the River just as easily as I can put a living one.”
Capris shifts uncomfortably in his seat as his older brother – the one with the blade at his throat – pulls it away after only a single stroke through the shaving cream his lower face and upper neck are slathered in. Ram huffs, and suddenly the chair is scraping noisily against the tiled bathroom floor as he drags it around to face him instead of the mirror.
“I can’t do this on someone else in a mirror,” He says by way of explanation. It’s directed more towards Silas than towards Capris, though his next words are not for their necromancer. “If I do slit your throat, this way it will be on purpose.”
Silas gives Ram and Capris a trust exercise in an attempt to get them to stop fighting. It turns out a little differently than any of them expect.
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- Part 19 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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Something So Precious by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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The grip he has around the base of your skull tightens at your words, and he tries to answer you, and only manages an extremely unconvincing “nothing, I’m fine,” bracketed by truly concerning, body-wracking sobs. Your necromancer does not cry easily. He has not done so with any frequency in over a decade.
You do not resume your movements, because clearly he is lying – another thing that is unlike him. He has never shied away from lies of omission, or the occasional half-truth, but an outright lie is something you can fully count the instances of on your nine remaining fingers.
His nails dig into your head and back, and he says, voice trembling, “I didn’t tell you to stop, Colum.”
Silas starts crying in the middle of their first time.
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- Part 18 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
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A Safer Way by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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Silas emerges from his reading nook in the living room earlier than usual, walking into the bedroom and standing in the doorway. You look up from your book to see if he needs something from you, despite the fact that he usually has no qualms demanding such things, and you find his body language uncharacteristically hesitant.
He meets your eyes, and you look back at him – propped up on one arm – and rest the open face of your book on your chest, “Silas? Everything okay?”
He looks away, and then back at you, his thin fingers drumming softly but agitatedly against the doorframe. “I find myself… restless,” he says, and you frown, and wait for him to continue, because he seems to be working up to something. His jaw works. “Does your offer stand?”
After finding out that Silas has been engaging in some very risky sexual behavior, Colum offers himself as a safe alternative.
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- Part 17 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills
- Part 2 of Sanctuary in Sin
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Trying Something New by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 May 2024
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“Have I ever led you astray?”
Colum gives his brother a dubious look, and answers, deadpan, “Yes. I’m not sure you ever do anything else.”
What he gets in return is a pouting, wounded looking Capris climbing into his lap.
Capris introduces Colum to a new, fun thing to do in the bedroom.
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- Part 16 of Nev's Rare Kink Buffet Fills