NeverHornyOnMain
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A Fire That Keeps Burning All Day by NeverHornyOnMain for texting_fangirl
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Oct 2025
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Scent has always been an odd thing, with the Master Templar. He has always reacted strongly to it, though you can never anticipate whether the reaction to a new scent will be a positive or negative one.
Colum muses on Silas' relationship to scent - and to Colum himself.
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- Part 19 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 300
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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Observance by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Oct 2025
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“Colum.”
Your cavalier turns to you attentively from the doorway of the bathroom as he exits it – freshly showered and shaved, skin clean and damp – wrapped only in a towel.
“You are mine, are you not?”
He tilts his head at you a hair, brow furrowing, and he nods, standing there and waiting for whatever your next words might be.
“Body and soul?” you press.
He nods again, looking more confused. “Yes, Silas. Of course.”
You frown at him, allowing your eyes to flick down at the towel wrapped securely around his hips. “Then why do you hide from me parts of the body that I own?”
Your nephew stares back at you for a few moments, stunned. When he responds, it’s slow and deliberate. “Would you… have me not wear a towel?”
What's Colum's is Silas'.
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- Part 3 of Nev's Eighthcest Weekend '25
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With Gladness Come Before Him by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Sep 2025
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The sanctuary is silent at this late hour, the stained glass windows set into the high ceiling and upper walls muted in their shine by the black sky beyond, and each one of your cavalier’s soft gasps and moans echoes gloriously through the silence in this open, holy space.
There are other noises echoing too, and most people would consider the act you commit here to be a desecration of this place, of your faith, of your position – but you believe otherwise.
To you, this is just another form of worship. The care and keeping of your cavalier, as the Tome instructs.
Silas and Colum have sex in the cathedral. Ram keeps watch.
Series
- Part 2 of Nev's Eighthcest Weekend '25
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Careful to Follow and Faithfully Obey by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Sep 2025
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You turn and approach the armchair, still on your hands and knees. You have some idea already of what he wants from you. He cups your cheek and jaw in his hand and you look up at him patiently as he strokes a delicate, bony thumb over your cheek gently.
“So obedient. You’ve always been so.” It’s true, for the most part. The way he says it – gazing down at you like he is – makes your stomach do flips and has the metal caging in your small excuse for a manhood get slightly tighter than usual.
The aftermath of the punishment Silas gives Colum for his inconsiderate actions.
Series
- Part 1 of Nev's Eighthcest Weekend '25
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For All the Promises by NeverHornyOnMain for GoldenBi
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Aug 2025
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“I don’t understand. Why did he leave? And why did he have to steal something?” the young Master Templar asks, tugging at your hand when you don’t immediately look at him.
You turn your attention to the most precious thing in your life and swallow down the emotions that are threatening to well up once again. It’s all so fresh. You’d only learned of your brother’s… unsanctioned departure a few hours ago.
“I…” You choke on your words. You swallow thickly and try again. “I don’t think he was happy here, Si. I don’t think he could be.”
Colum copes with Capris' sudden and permanent absence and a six-year-old Silas' questions about it.
Series
- Part 18 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
Recent series
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Nev's TLT Drabbles by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Oct 2025
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My drabbles for The Locked Tomb fandom.
- Words:
- 4,900
- Works:
- 19
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Nev's Eighthcest Weekend '25 by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 3,933
- Works:
- 3
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Nev's Year of the OTP '25 by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Mar 2025
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My Year of the OTP fics for 2025.
There will be 24 in all as I'm doing 2 per month - one for eighthcest and one for whatever combination of ashtcest/eighthcest+ that I feel like for that month's remaining prompts. Going to try to keep them fairly short but we'll see how that goes lolI'll be aiming to post the Eighthcest one on the 10th of each month and the other one on the 20th, but I may not end up being able to keep to that goal. (Edit: lol not goin' so great for April XD)
- Words:
- 18,406
- Works:
- 6
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Love is a Four Letter Word by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
31 Mar 2025
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I have decided to write a series of Ashtcest fic(let)s for Multiamory March. I will be writing for 22 of the daily prompts.
They are all set in a single timeline, but since they were posted on the day of the relevant prompt they were posted somewhat out of chronological order. I have reordered them to make more sense as a series now that they’re all published.
Some of them also feature Silas either as a child or later as part of the polycule.
I have marked the series as complete now, but there is a small chance I will write a bonus fic or two for it at a later date.
- Words:
- 52,875
- Works:
- 22
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Valentine's Niecest by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Feb 2025
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A series of modern au Niecest fics about their yearly Valentine's Day sexcapades.
- Words:
- 20,268
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 9
Recent bookmarks
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lay me bare so we may soar by texting_fangirl for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Dec 2023
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jin ling sends a letter to his uncle to come see him in this remote village, and upon arriving, jiang cheng has to head deep into the forest to meet with his nephew.
and is quickly confronted with things he did not expect.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,553
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 11
- Kudos:
- 45
- Bookmarks:
- 7
- Hits:
- 1,912
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
18 Dec 2023
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To love you like before by Nika_AG for mostlikelytofangirl
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2023
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"I met with someone today," Qin Su turned her face and at the sight of him, a grimace distorted her face. It was a smile, but at the same time, it didn't look like a smile. "That person told me some things and gave me a letter."
But, what if Qin Su is not surprised about the letter? What if she knew all along?
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
31 Oct 2023
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on not choosing // not being chosen by iri_vail
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Dec 2022
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Jin Ling sits down for tea with his uncle for the first time in over a year, unsure how to talk to him about the horrible argument they had.
Jiang Cheng being a little loopy from the poison he took in Jin Ling' stead earlier that day doesn't help - or, okay, maybe it helps a little bit, actually.
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
27 Oct 2023
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The Brightest Future by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng and Jin Guangyao help Jin Ling through a ritual to make him the new Jin sect leader.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,235
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 10
- Kudos:
- 40
- Bookmarks:
- 4
- Hits:
- 900
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
24 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng was in Lan Wangji’s bed.
Curled against the edge of it, half-asleep, but not asleep. He was in his bed, their bed, and not his own bed, and because of that Lan Wangji knew that his presence was wanted. That Jiang Cheng wanted him, tonight.
Series
- Part 2 of Our History Is Just In Our Blood
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
19 Apr 2023