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White Wool by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Nov 2025
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“Colum.”
It looks at you, pretending attentiveness.
“It’s your fault this thing is here,” you say to it, though you’re not really speaking to the thing sitting in front of you. The man you’re speaking to is somewhere your voice may never reach again.
It does not respond. It never responds to you verbally.
If only your voice had reached him in your final moments, you wouldn’t be having this one-sided conversation with a thing that looks just like your nephew but has no mind of its own.
“It’s your fault,” you hiss at it, standing abruptly, your chair scraping noisily against the ancient wooden floor, and you’re no longer sure if your words are even directed at the man who is not really here, or at yourself.
It’s your fault he’s dead.
The thought haunts your every conscious moment, but you shove it down and redirect your blame to him because it’s easier, especially when he’s not here to give you that look he gets when he’s tired of you being obstinate or otherwise difficult but won’t voice it out of loyalty.
Silas is alone, except for this thing.
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Don't Look by NeverHornyOnMain for GoldenBi
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Nov 2025
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Unfortunately, his best attempt at subtlety is not enough, and after a soft, short gasp escapes him he hears the brush of hair upon pillow and turns his head to see Ram – still laying on his back, but head turned toward him and eyes no longer shut – watching him, a strange look on his face.
He expects Ram to turn away after a moment. Ignore him, go back to trying to fall asleep. His eldest brother just stares, though, and Colum is beginning to feel very self conscious about the way his hand is – very noticeably – moving beneath the covers.
“Don’t look,” he hisses, louder than he means to, and a moment later he hears bedclothes rustling followed by a quiet snickering from behind him.
“Don’t mind him, Colum,” Capris says from the third bed in their shared room. “Bet he hasn’t even realized what you’re doing. ‘M not sure he even knows how to jerk off.”
Colum used to wish he had the privacy of his own bedroom. After tonight, he's not sure he minds anymore.
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For His Blood Is True Drink by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Nov 2025
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Every single bag he consumes has a small amount of Colum’s blood mixed into it, but he’s only had a meal that was solely Colum twice; once on the day he was born – which he doesn’t remember at all, of course – and once before he’d siphoned him for the first time. He had been eleven years old, and it’s been a long, long, time since then, but what he remembers most about that day – more than swearing their oath, more than the soul siphoning itself – was just how exquisite that single bag of Colum’s blood had tasted with no one else polluting his essence.
Silas craves that taste again, desperately.
The Master Templar can consume only blood, due to Eighth House's age-old tradition of splicing their DNA with that of a vampire bat. This allows them a great advantage when it comes to soul siphoning due to the relationship between the soul and the blood, but it comes with some other effects – some more public knowledge than others.
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A Fire That Keeps Burning All Day by NeverHornyOnMain for texting_fangirl
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Oct 2025
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Scent has always been an odd thing, with the Master Templar. He has always reacted strongly to it, though you can never anticipate whether the reaction to a new scent will be a positive or negative one.
Colum muses on Silas' relationship to scent - and to Colum himself.
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- Part 19 of Nev's TLT Drabbles
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Observance by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Oct 2025
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“Colum.”
Your cavalier turns to you attentively from the doorway of the bathroom as he exits it – freshly showered and shaved, skin clean and damp – wrapped only in a towel.
“You are mine, are you not?”
He tilts his head at you a hair, brow furrowing, and he nods, standing there and waiting for whatever your next words might be.
“Body and soul?” you press.
He nods again, looking more confused. “Yes, Silas. Of course.”
You frown at him, allowing your eyes to flick down at the towel wrapped securely around his hips. “Then why do you hide from me parts of the body that I own?”
Your nephew stares back at you for a few moments, stunned. When he responds, it’s slow and deliberate. “Would you… have me not wear a towel?”
What's Colum's is Silas'.
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- Part 3 of Nev's Eighthcest Weekend '25
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Nev's TLT Drabbles by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Oct 2025
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My drabbles for The Locked Tomb fandom.
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- 4,900
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- 19
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Nev's Eighthcest Weekend '25 by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Oct 2025
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- 3,933
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- 3
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Nev's Year of the OTP '25 by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Mar 2025
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My Year of the OTP fics for 2025.
There will be 24 in all as I'm doing 2 per month - one for eighthcest and one for whatever combination of ashtcest/eighthcest+ that I feel like for that month's remaining prompts. Going to try to keep them fairly short but we'll see how that goes lolI'll be aiming to post the Eighthcest one on the 10th of each month and the other one on the 20th, but I may not end up being able to keep to that goal. (Edit: lol not goin' so great for April XD)
- Words:
- 18,406
- Works:
- 6
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Love is a Four Letter Word by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
31 Mar 2025
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I have decided to write a series of Ashtcest fic(let)s for Multiamory March. I will be writing for 22 of the daily prompts.
They are all set in a single timeline, but since they were posted on the day of the relevant prompt they were posted somewhat out of chronological order. I have reordered them to make more sense as a series now that they’re all published.
Some of them also feature Silas either as a child or later as part of the polycule.
I have marked the series as complete now, but there is a small chance I will write a bonus fic or two for it at a later date.
- Words:
- 52,875
- Works:
- 22
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Valentine's Niecest by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Feb 2025
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A series of modern au Niecest fics about their yearly Valentine's Day sexcapades.
- Words:
- 20,268
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 9
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lay me bare so we may soar by texting_fangirl for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Dec 2023
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jin ling sends a letter to his uncle to come see him in this remote village, and upon arriving, jiang cheng has to head deep into the forest to meet with his nephew.
and is quickly confronted with things he did not expect.- Language:
- English
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18 Dec 2023
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To love you like before by Nika_AG for mostlikelytofangirl
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2023
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"I met with someone today," Qin Su turned her face and at the sight of him, a grimace distorted her face. It was a smile, but at the same time, it didn't look like a smile. "That person told me some things and gave me a letter."
But, what if Qin Su is not surprised about the letter? What if she knew all along?
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
31 Oct 2023
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on not choosing // not being chosen by iri_vail
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Dec 2022
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Jin Ling sits down for tea with his uncle for the first time in over a year, unsure how to talk to him about the horrible argument they had.
Jiang Cheng being a little loopy from the poison he took in Jin Ling' stead earlier that day doesn't help - or, okay, maybe it helps a little bit, actually.
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
28 Oct 2023
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The Brightest Future by JaggedEdges for NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng and Jin Guangyao help Jin Ling through a ritual to make him the new Jin sect leader.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,235
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 40
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Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
24 Jul 2023
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Jiang Cheng was in Lan Wangji’s bed.
Curled against the edge of it, half-asleep, but not asleep. He was in his bed, their bed, and not his own bed, and because of that Lan Wangji knew that his presence was wanted. That Jiang Cheng wanted him, tonight.
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- Part 2 of Our History Is Just In Our Blood
Bookmarked by NeverHornyOnMain
19 Apr 2023