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The Birds and the Bees and the Fish in the Seas by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
24 Oct 2023
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Two mermen, their scaled tails shining in the hot sun - one a lovely, deep purple that shimmers almost to blue in certain places, and the other golden as the sunshine itself, with scattered specklings of pale, pale lavender and pink - one lying on top of the other, their tails twined together at the ends.
Their eyes are both closed, and the one on top - the one with the purple tail - is muttering something, face screwed up in concentration as the golden one’s tail thrashes and he squirms, until they both moan and something Wuxian can only imagine is blissful pleasure comes over their faces.
The golden one thrashes again, and says something Wuxian couldn’t even begin to pronounce, let alone understand, and the purple mer moves above him, his arms holding him up and undulating his tail a few times, gasping, and Wuxian’s eyes widen as he gets a glimpse between them, at the way the appendage he assumes to be a cock moves, flexible and twisting, like a little tentacle.
Wei Wuxian stumbles across mer!Jiang Cheng and mer!Jin Ling fucking on a beach, and stays to watch.
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- Part 24 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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Trust Me, Want Me by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
23 Oct 2023
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His nephew looks at him, then away, down at the ground, “I got hit.” He says quietly, ashamed, and Guangyao approaches immediately, patting him down, looking for whatever injuries he must have sustained.
“Where?” He hisses out, worried, “I don’t see any blood. And why the hell did you drag me all the way out here to tell me this?” He asks, trying to catch his eye, trying to figure out where the injury is.
Jin Ling refuses to look at him, squirming and gasping as though in pain as Guangyao pats him down, despite the fact that he can find no blood or torn clothing. Finally he grabs Guangyao’s wrists and stills them, breathing out heavily as he leans his head down against Guangyao’s shoulder, hiding his face, “Shushu, it’s not- I’m not injured, it’s…” He lets out a frustrated noise, almost a wine, “Please, I need…”
Jin Ling gets poisoned by a creature during a nighthunt, and begs Jin Guangyao to be the one to help him.
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- Part 23 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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Despacito by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
22 Oct 2023
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Jin Ling is half hard from the scalp massage - it had felt really nice - and he can feel his jiujiu’s erection against his lower back, a hard line next to his spine. Tempting, but, “You’d better not be expecting me to do anything about that.” He mumbles sleepily, turning his head slightly to give Jiang Cheng a suspicious, stern look.
One of his uncle’s hands moves from where it’s wrapped around his waist to fondle Jin Ling, running teasing fingers over his length until he stiffens the rest of the way. He continues kissing Jin Ling’s neck.
“I’m exhausted.” He protests, with only a little bit of a whine. He doesn’t try to stop Jiang Cheng from touching him, though. It feels nice. He can touch him all he likes, as long as he doesn’t complain when he doesn’t reciprocate.
Jiang Cheng presses a kiss just at the back of his jaw, under his ear, and Jin Ling shivers. His uncle shifts, moving so that he’s slouched against the back of the tub, and Jin Ling is pressed against him, back to chest, completely in his lap, “Your thighs.” He murmurs in Jin Ling’s ear, “Squeeze them together for me.”
Jiang Cheng fucks Jin Ling's thighs in the bath.
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- Part 22 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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A Sight for Sore Eyes by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
21 Oct 2023
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He stops on the threshold, too awestruck to move any further, brush halfway through his hair, staring at the man on the bed.
Wen Ning’s blush is as red as the panties he’s wearing; a tiny, tiny scrap of fabric that barely contains him, slightly sheer, with bits of lace adorning the edges.
They look soft. They look hot. They look amazing on his boyfriend. He knows he’s staring, knows he should say something, but somehow, despite the fact that he is Wei Wuxian, known chatterbox who could not shut up to save his life, he can find no words at the moment.
“Is it good?” Wen Ning asks nervously, “It-it doesn’t look silly, does it?” Wuxian shakes his head vigorously, “…A-Xian, I think you’re drooling?” Wen Ning says with a little laugh, and Wuxian snaps his mouth shut and stalks towards the bed.
Wen Ning puts on a little something to surprise his boyfriend.
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- Part 21 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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A Little Hot, a Little Cold, and a Lot Wet by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
20 Oct 2023
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“You really-” He gasps, interrupting himself with a moan, pressing the back of his hand over his mouth, still a little self-conscious of the noises he makes sometimes, even as Wei Wuxian happily lets his own little moans as he jerks himself off under Sizhui sing through his body, adding an extra layer of sensation to his mouth on him, “You really don’t mind? You’re really sure?” He asks nervously, for probably the hundredth time, and his baba pulls away from his cunt, dropping his hand from his own cock so that he can reach up for both of Sizhui’s, pulling one away from his face and gripping them both loosely, looking up at him earnestly, a little eagerly.
“A-Yuan, Baobei, I wouldn’t have agreed to it if I didn’t want to.” He says with a little laugh, “You worry far too much. I’ll try most things once,” He says with a shrug, “If I don’t like it, we won’t do it again, but it’s not going to hurt me.” He leans forward and gives Sizhui a little lick between his folds, the corner of his lips quirking up as he glances back up at him, “Stop asking and just let go.”
Lan Sizhui wants to try something new, and Wei Wuxian is happy to indulge him.
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- Part 20 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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Window of Opportunity by NeverHornyOnMain for genovianprince
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
19 Oct 2023
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He shouldn’t be here, skulking outside the window of his sister’s old bedroom, the one she and her husband stay in when they visit, and he certainly shouldn’t be doing that while the occupants are inside, enjoying the sort of nightly activities husbands and wives tend to enjoy.
His excuse is that he was on a walk. He likes to take walks at night, always has. The waters around the piers are calm and placid after dark, and the night noises soothe him when the dreams that are more memories than not keep his head from the pillow.
That doesn’t mean the excuse isn’t a lie, though.
Jiang Cheng gets caught watching his sister and her husband have sex.
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- Part 19 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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Reparations by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
18 Oct 2023
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“Bend over.”
Sizhui does so, cheeks tomato-red as he folds himself down over the table, bare ass in the air, legs together, slightly bent at the knees so that he can actually rest his torso on the table. Jin Ling is openly staring, now that Sizhui can’t see him looking, though he still looks a little worried mixed in with the arousal. Jiang Cheng presses another kiss to his temple and gently separates them so that he can walk over to the table, stopping behind Sizhui and giving a dissatisfied grunt before nudging the toe of his boot between Sizhui’s ankles and kicking his legs apart.
Sizhui gives a little squeak, and his thighs try to close a bit, but his feet stay where Jiang Cheng put them, and he gives Sizhui’s ass a satisfied little pat, “Good boy.” He rubs his asscheek thoughtfully, “How many strikes do you think you deserve?” He asks.
It takes Sizhui a moment to answer, but Jiang Cheng is patient, waiting for the tentative, “T-ten?”
Jiang Cheng punishes Lan Sizhui for making Jin Ling cry. It turns into something else.
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- Part 18 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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Jiucy Little Details by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
17 Oct 2023
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“So,” Zizhen starts, drawing out the vowel, “What’s this I hear about Jingyi sucking off A-Ling’s jiujiu? And the two of you going back for more? Because let me tell you I have wanted to do that for years, and I am very jealous.” He glances at Jin Ling, “And I know I’m not the only one. God, that man looks like a dream.” His eyes get a slightly faraway look in them, and he licks his lips.
“He really is lovely.” Sizhui agrees with a little nod.
“Okay, okay, we all know Jiujiu is incredibly hot, enough small talk, I want to know the details.” Jin Ling complains, reaching for the bottle from the desk and pouring a bit more rum into his cup before sitting down on the second bed in the room, across from the Lans. He scoots back until he can lean against the wall at the side of the single bed, and Zizhen joins him, close enough that their shoulders and thighs are pressed together. He looks expectantly over at their friends on the other bed and takes a sip of his rum and coke.
Lan Jingyi and Lan Sizhui tell Jin Ling and Ouyang Zizhen in horny detail about their previous encounter(s) with Jiang Cheng. They have a foursome about it.
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- Part 17 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
- Part 2 of Stripper!JC
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Always Ready for You by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
16 Oct 2023
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“Huaisang.” Nie Mingjue hisses, and Huaisang snaps out of his drifting state of not-quite-asleep boredom. He hides behind his fan, giving his brother his most innocent, pathetic, wide-eyes-above-the-top look, and the older man shakes his head disapprovingly, “If you’re not going to pay attention, you may as well make yourself useful.” He murmurs, “I have a busy schedule today, I don’t know how much time I’ll have later for treatment.”
Huaisang’s eyes widen even further, and he peeks over his fan at the other sect leaders and their disciples, “Here?” He squeaks, “Now?”
Nie Huaisang is Nie Mingjue's willing receptacle for his excess yang energy, keeping him in good health. He's a busy man though, and sometimes finding the time for release when he needs it is difficult. Fortunately Huaisang has pledged to be prepared for him at a moment's notice.
Even, if he so chooses, in the middle of a meeting with other sects.
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- Part 16 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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Massage Therapy by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
15 Oct 2023
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Jin Ling is, admittedly, a little bit nervous as he walks from his own room to his Jiujiu’s, massage oil in hand.
He does know a thing or two about massage, that hadn’t been a lie, of course. But, well. He may have neglected to mention that he’d learned for more… erotic purposes. He knows that Jiang Cheng needs the pain relief, though, and that he hates to be touched by most people, so he hopes he can help regardless.
His jiujiu is already wearing just his pants when he arrives, and Jin Ling directs him to lie down on his stomach on the bed. He’s not entirely sure whether or not you’re meant to straddle the person during a therapeutic massage, but it’s the way he’d learned, and it’s easier to get at his back and shoulders that way.
So Jin Ling straddles Jiang Cheng, sitting on his lower back, and warms the oil in his hands first before placing them on his jiujiu’s back.
Jiang Cheng has chronic pain from a past injury, and Jin Ling attempts to help him with it via therapeutic massage.
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- Part 15 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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Shining Sun, Burn Away the Clouds by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
14 Oct 2023
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Lan Sizhui wakes slowly, groggily, to a cold, hard stone floor and the various uncomfortable aches that come with napping on a cold, hard stone floor without access to one’s qi.
It takes him a minute to realize that that is why he aches, and when he does, the panic sets in, and he jolts upright, eyes flying open to take in his surroundings.
The first thing he sees is… himself?
“Oh good! You’re awake!” The other him - dressed in regal red and black robes - smiles sunnily from the other side of a set of bars.
Lan Sizhui finds himself in an alternate timeline, captured by his alternate self. After they establish that he is not, in fact, a creature pretending to be Wen Yuan, Wen Yuan decides to have a bit of fun with him.
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- Part 14 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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No Pain Without Pleasure by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Oct 2023
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“She’s your wife.” Jiang Cheng had pointed out, which - while true - was more snark than relevant to the conversation. He had already warmed their bed plenty of times. He hadn’t actually been objecting, exactly. He would never refuse to help his sister while she was in pain. He’d just wanted to know, “Why aren’t you doing it?”
Jin Zixuan had made a disgusted face, and Jiang Cheng had bristled, “Look, it’s just a little too gross-”
“Are you calling Jie gross?” Jiang Cheng had snapped, stepping into his brother-in-law’s space a bit aggressively.
The other man had huffed and given him a pleading look, “Of course not. I’m squeamish, Jiang Cheng. It’s not her failing, it’s mine.”
Jin Zixuan requests Jiang Cheng's assistance in relieving Jiang Yanli's period cramps. Jiang Cheng agrees, in return for- well, not much of a price at all.
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- Part 13 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
- Part 2 of You Got Blood On Your Face, You Big Disgrace
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Double Check by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 Oct 2023
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“A-Ning?” A familiar voice sounds as Wen Ning walks into the room of his next patient.
He pauses in the middle of his stride, stumbling a bit as he glances up from the clipboard he’d grabbed from outside the room to see the friendly face sitting on the examination table in nothing but a thin patient’s gown, looking awfully pale, “Jiang Cheng!” His eyes widen as his brain catches up with what he’d read on the clipboard a moment ago. He’d skimmed over the name, but the procedure, well. He should probably get someone else, “I can, um. I can get someone else?” He asks, slightly unsure, “It’s a pretty busy day, though, so you may have to wait a while.”
A blush spreads across his friend and patient’s face, no longer quite so pale, “I… I don’t really have time to wait.” He says, looking away, “I have to get back to work soon.”
“Are you sure?” Wen Ning asks, and Jiang Cheng nods, jerkily, “Oh. Um, okay. That’s fine, then. I’ll do it.”
Jiang Cheng comes in for a prostate exam and ends up as Wen Ning's patient by chance. They've known each other for over a decade, but never this intimately. Things get a little unprofessional.
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- Part 12 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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Don't Look Away by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
11 Oct 2023
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Wen Chao glances back at his bodyguard and waves a hand in dismissal, “You can go.”
Wen Zhuliu begins to move, and Wen Xu holds out a hand, “No, he can stay.” The bodyguard glances between the two of them, slightly unsure, but not seeming particularly bothered either way.
He’ll obey Wen Xu. He may spend all his time shadowing Wen Chao, but Wen Xu’s orders have more weight, in the end. He has seniority.
Wen Chao, however, is bothered. His eyes snap back to his brother’s, very wide, flush getting deeper. Wen Xu loves it when he looks like that. All blushy and nervous, “What? But you said-”
Wen Xu has some fun with his didi, and makes his bodyguard watch.
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- Part 11 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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Restrain Yourself by NeverHornyOnMain for JaggedEdges
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
10 Oct 2023
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“You have been slacking,” Lan Qiren states, just as Lan Xichen enters the bedroom of the Hanshi, his new home of only just a week. The man’s presence catches him by surprise. It’s late. Not past curfew just yet, but his uncle is normally retreating to his own quarters by now, “In your practice of self restraint.”
Xichen can feel his face flushing at the words, his mind immediately turning to things his uncle couldn’t possibly know, the way he has been using this new privacy of having his own home, his own bedroom.
Somehow, Qiren does seem to know, and he shakes his head disappointedly at Xichen. It’s possible his reaction has simply confirmed his uncle’s suspicions, Xichen cannot be sure, “What made you suddenly decide that the rules should be disregarded simply because you have more privacy now? Are you no longer concerned with your cultivation? With upholding our laws? Do you think you are above them, now that you are acting sect leader?”
Xichen shakes his head, chastened, “No, Shufu. I apologize. How should I be punished?”
Lan Qiren supervises Lan Xichen using a cultivation powered fucking machine. For self-discipline purposes, of course.
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- Part 10 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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I Can Feel it Pulling Me Back by NeverHornyOnMain for halcyonwaters
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
09 Oct 2023
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He hears the man zip himself up, but he doesn’t open the door immediately. Ah. One of those men, the ones who will reciprocate. Jiang Cheng appreciates the thought, he likes those men a little bit more, in his head, but he never accepts.
Two fingers reach through the hole in the wall, beckoning, and the man speaks, “Want me to return the favor?”
Jiang Cheng freezes at the voice, halfway through wiping the back of his hand over his mouth, eyes going wide with realization.
Jiang Cheng and Jiang Fengmian accidentally find themselves at the same glory hole. The revelation of who is on the other side deters neither of them.
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- Part 9 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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Planting a Seed by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
08 Oct 2023
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“You know, if you don’t start asserting yourself more in bed, your wife’s next child is going to be mine, Ge.” Jin Guangyao says, glancing over at his brother, tied up at the head of the bed.
Jin Zixuan whines around the fabric gag of an undergarment that had been worn by Jiang Yanli up until around ten minutes prior, and his hips jerk up into the air, fruitlessly searching for friction for his very hard, very red cock.
So pretty.
Guangyao looks back down at the woman underneath him, bending to suck bruises into her chest, to knead her breast with his hand as he presses into her over and over again, making her gasp and moan, “He’s right, you know.” She agrees breathily, “You’re not very much of a man if you can’t fuck your own wife, sire your own children.”
Jin Guangyao and Jiang Yanli have some fun while Jin Zixuan watches. He's a little too tied up to do much else.
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- Part 8 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
- Part 1 of Germination
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Zixuan in Wonderland by NeverHornyOnMain for genovianprince
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
07 Oct 2023
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“Ge! Ge, stop!” Guangyao bellows after his brother, hot on his heels and Hensheng at the ready, but as he pushes out through the underbrush and into the clearing his heart sinks, and he realizes the words came too late.
All he can see of his brother is his lower half, legs kicking helplessly against the cliffside, the rest of his body obscured within, the hole closed tightly around his waist. All he can hear of his brother is extremely muffled cursing.
“Oh, you absolute idiot.” He says with a sigh, walking over to pat his brother reassuringly on the lower back, “Can you hear me?”
Jin Zixuan ends up in a bit of a pinch on a nighthunt, and Jin Guangyao has to save him; via fucking, of course.
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- Part 7 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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In the Closet by NeverHornyOnMain
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
06 Oct 2023
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Jiang Cheng hurriedly opens the door to a small broom cupboard, much to his surprise, to a little yelp and a pair of wide eyes blinking back at him from the darkness, “Sizhui?” He glances over his shoulder, listening for a moment and cursing at the voices getting closer. He turns back to the young man in the closet, gesturing at him, “Make room.”
Sizhui does, just barely, which is all that can be expected in this tiny bit of space that houses Lotus Pier’s cleaning supplies, “Jiang-Zongzhu? Why are yo-” Jiang Cheng presses a hand over the younger man’s mouth, listening out for Sect Leader Yao’s distinctively annoying timbre, and Sizhui shuts up immediately under his hand.
Jiang Cheng and Lan Sizhui find themselves pressed together inside a closet, hiding from different people. Sizhui might be just a tad too drunk to handle the situation with his normal grace, but it all works out in the end.
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- Part 6 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
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Water for the Teapot by NeverHornyOnMain for genovianprince
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
05 Oct 2023
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He is absolutely bursting by the time everyone has made their goodbyes and set off to their respective homes and he is finally, finally able to flee to his rooms. He hopes Yanli will be waiting for him there. She had disappeared somewhere a few minutes before he was free.
To his great relief, she is sitting in their rooms when he arrives. To his great confusion, she is pouring tea for herself and his brother, who sits there across from her with a sunny, dimpled smile, watching her pour.
She fills a third cup, and pats one of the empty cushions around the small table, sliding the third teacup towards that side.
He doesn’t know what’s going on here, but he’s a little bit scared of the two of them together. His cock, chubbing up in his pants, doesn’t seem to agree with that sentiment, though.
“A-Li,” He starts, but she interrupts him.
“Sit!” She smiles sweetly, “I was just about to have tea with your didi, A-Xuan. Join us?”
Jin Zixuan gets affectionately bullied by both his wife and brother, who seem to be getting along quite well.
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- Part 5 of Nev's Kinktober 2023
- Part 2 of 'That's Not a Toilet' Zixuan Would Say, if it Mattered