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“So, what do people generally ask for, then?”
“Oh, the usual things humans crave. Immense riches, unlimited power, immortality, irresistible sex appeal and stamina.” He noticed John perking up at that last one, and obviously giving it a quick trial run in his imagination before dismissing it.
John finds his genie of the lamp, but it’s not clear who is the master, or whose wishes are coming true.
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06 Oct 2025
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God Help Him, Indeed by NameMeAgainIveBeenLost
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
30 Jun 2019
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"Strings, John Watson decides on a cool autumn day as he’s limping along the path in Reagents Park, trying to pretend his whole life hasn’t crumbled under his feet, are fickle, vicious things. They’re only purpose is for fate to have one giant, cosmic laugh at the petty humans wandering aimlessly around the earth. John Watson is sure of this, down to his bones. For, his life has been nothing but one giant shite show after another thanks to the damned red string attached to his chest…"
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05 Oct 2025
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Sherlock hasn't ever really done anything the traditional way, so of course it wouldn't bother him to propose to John even though they're not even dating. And the fact that John is already on a date with someone else when he decides to do it? Tedious.
“What are you doing?” John asks quietly, angrily.
“I thought that was fairly obvious,” Sherlock replies calmly.
John sighs, rubbing his left hand over his eye, “You can’t just propose to me so that I can’t date anyone and have no choice but to keep coming on cases with you.”
“Marrying you myself is precisely the only thing I can do to stop you from marrying and leaving again."
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05 Oct 2025
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On the Convergence of Interpolating Polynomials Using Chebyshev by Bitenomnom
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
28 Nov 2012
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John finds out that Sherlock is alive.
John finds out that Sherlock is alive much, much earlier than Sherlock was planning.Series
- Part 44 of Mathematical Proof
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05 Oct 2025
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John's in trouble. Must be Tuesday. by gardnerhill
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 Apr 2013
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John has Sidekicks Anonymous on speed-dial.
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05 Oct 2025
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John gets kidnapped and Sherlock goes all paranoid finding him.
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05 Oct 2025
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John and Greg share a pint at the pub after a hard case and John remembers Sherlock showing emotions after they get home from the local pool where John was almost killed....again.
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05 Oct 2025
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The Adventure of the Maniacal Kidnapper by Elizabeth_Watson1895
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
21 Aug 2017
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson are on the case. After a villain Sherlock captured is released from prison, the man is out for revenge. And how better to get to Sherlock Holmes than through John Watson. (Villain is an original character).
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05 Oct 2025
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5 times John Watson was a BAMF and 1 time he didn’t have to be by Smileyspidey616
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
05 Sep 2023
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Basically the title
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05 Oct 2025
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Level 3 Kidnapper (or: Sherlock has a system for classifying cases, John has one for being kidnapped) by Cactus_Is_Trash
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
05 Sep 2022
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At this point in his life, John had come into the habit of expecting the unexpected. Going on a shopping run? Could be kidnapped at any moment. Leaving the surgery late? Don’t be surprised if you get shot in the foot.
Which is why; when strapped to a chair with a liberally applied roll of duct tape, John was not surprised to feel, more than anything, annoyed.
Or: John gets kidnapped, learns from previous mistakes regarding taking money from strangers, and realises he’s been hanging out with Sherlock too often.
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05 Oct 2025
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Aeolus unsheathes a dagger and aims the tip at John’s heart.
Sherlock sobers immediately. “What do you want.” His voice is dangerously low. But she doesn’t ask for anything, doesn’t demand anything, just carves a bleeding heart over John’s chest until Sherlock shouts at her to “Stop! What do you want! ”
“Emotional context,” she says, simply.
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John and Sherlock are kidnapped by Aeolus, an associate of Eurus’s who wants to finish what she started. All she wants is for John to tell Sherlock the secret he’s been keeping for years. When he refuses, she tells Sherlock, “Why don’t you give it a try? Deduce. It’s the only thing you’re good for, isn’t it?”
His eyebrows draw together. “I-I can’t-”
“I’ll give you a bit of incentive, then.” She pulls out a gun and levels it with John’s forehead. “Deduce.”
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When John and Sherlock are kidnapped, secrets are revealed, feelings are realized, and an OTP gets together.Bookmarked by NezuForPresident
05 Oct 2025
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If You're Reading This, I'm Dead by IneffableBlacklock, Reyhasajinx
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
27 May 2024
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“If you’re watching this, it means I’m dead.”
“That’s too bad, I wasn’t planning it. Or maybe I was. You’ll never know now! Nonetheless, I wanted to congratulate you, Sherlock. Yes yes, I know it's you. How’d you do it? Shoot me? Or did I shoot myself? I probably shot myself, didn’t I. Regardless, I want you to know that this isn't over. I will find you and kill every. Single. Person. You love. Anyway, gotta run. Byeeee!”...
John gets kidnapped and Sherlock is having none of it.
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04 Oct 2025
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The identity crisis John doesn't realize he's having.
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- Part 3 of From the Ashes a Fire Shall Be Woken
- Part 3 of Many Intersecting Planes
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04 Oct 2025
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Smaug, now going by Sherlock, meets the reincarnation of his little thief.
Finally, something *interesting*.
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- Part 2 of From the Ashes a Fire Shall Be Woken
- Part 2 of Many Intersecting Planes
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04 Oct 2025
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A Study in Halflings by Johnlocked_Doctor_of_Peaches (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), Sherlock (TV)
21 Mar 2014
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How Smaug and Bilbo met. And what happened when they met.
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04 Oct 2025
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The Great Dragon Detective by misura for akingnotaprincess
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Jul 2014
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Next time Gandalf offered to set him up with a nice job and a new apartment, Bilbo decided, he'd thank the wizard politely and then quickly walk the other way. (Sherlock fusion-ish)
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04 Oct 2025
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In which Sherlock is a lot sneakier than John and uses this to get what he wants
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04 Oct 2025
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Its that time in London again, and John and Mrs. Hudson are preparing the flat for Hallow's Eve. However John notices that the bowl of candy is missing. Since there is only one other person here he immediately seeks out Sherlock to retrieve the stolen sugary sweets. But he ends up being stolen as well.
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04 Oct 2025
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John realizes that Sherlock is not quite what he appears to be. A series of dragon!lock oneshots.
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03 Oct 2025
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Family Dinners by dick_helmet_magneto
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
22 Oct 2020
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No 22. DO THESE TACOS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU? Poisoned | Drugged | Withdrawal
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It's a family dinner and, of course, Sherlock does what he always has to do.Series
- Part 22 of Whumptober 2020
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03 Oct 2025