NezuForPresident
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The job seemed simple enough at the time.
What Techno was told is that he was going after nobles. Nobles, in their fancy little chariots underneath the soothing moonlight of midnight. Nobles, which are surely important to the empire in some sort of way, but not so much that they can’t be replaced.
Nobles, who’s heads always end with Technoblade getting paid well and having a few weeks for time off.
These are not simple nobles. Technoblade is getting scammed.
(Or, Assassin!Technoblade gets a job to kill sbi. He's like "That's definitely not in my paygrade" but he ends up getting their attention anyway, and he's got his own secrets to keep...)
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“You look like my son.” The Fae smiles, happy at having figured it out. “It’s the nose, I think. And the jawline.” It drags its clawed nail across its face, as if to make a point. “You look so much like him.”
Technoblade takes another step back.
“He already has a little brother.” The Fae continues. “I wonder how he would feel about getting a twin.”
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Chance Encounters (are what keep us going) by Viokaea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2023
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Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.
He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.
Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.
He froze.
Right.
There were now aliens in his cell.
And he probably just scared the hell out of them.
Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.
This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.
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Fledgling ran from him.
The thought reverberates through Phil, it gathers in the space between his ribs and grows.
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Sequel to ingalollol's well, thats not fair.
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16 Apr 2026
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Death and Destruction by ShadowCurse75
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft: Story Mode - Fandom, MCSM, Minecraft Story Mode (Fandom)
01 Aug 2021
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Techno gets yeeted at light speed from the DreamSMP into the path of the Order of the Stone starting from the PAMA arc, what will he do?
(fight and call them idiots, mostly)I suck at summaries, I promise it's more than this
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