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    He blamed his terrible day and bad luck on everything that happened next.

    “Yeah, no problem detective. I mean, it’s not like I'm that vigilante Geranium or anything like that, right?” the teen laughed, trying to lift the atmosphere a little.

    Izuku had always been told he wasn’t funny, but watching the blood drain from the detective’s face before he buried his head in his hands, had not been the reaction he’d expected.

    “I-“ the man sighed, looking as though he’d aged twenty years in the space of one joke. “Midoriya. I was just about to tell you, as I am legally obligated to, that my quirk is lie detector. I can tell when people lie.”

    And fuck.

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    Izuku has the most terrible luck in the world and makes a joke about his secret identity to the guy with a literal truth quirk and it ends with him attending UA's hero course

    this fic is on a short break and will return in july!!

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    Peter just wants someone to acknowledge his existence, to look him in the eye and say "Peter Parker exists". So when he tries to tell his friends, team red, his name, its not surprising when it all goes to shit. Damn his Parker luck and damn Doctor Strange.

    Though maybe getting sent to another universe isn't all bad, maybe he can build a new life for himself. One with his real name and this cute guy that visits the bar he works at

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    Stark hasn’t said a word to Peter since he declined the invitation. Radio silence. Glorious nothing.
     
    He knows they’re both in the wrong after how, well, everything went, from the ferry to the test-that-wasn’t-a-test. But that doesn’t mean he was willing to break the quiet.

    He also knows he needs help—bad. So instead of Iron Man, he finds (falls into, really) something better.

    Team Red.

    They’re gonna work on the name.

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    21 Nov 2023

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    Izuku, the infamous hacker Blurr, is stuck.

    Literally.

    He cannot leave this group chat no matter how hard he tries.

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    15 Nov 2023

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    “I have kids," Clint said. "I know dad behavior when I see it.”
    Tony blinked multiple consecutive times, processing the statement. “Excuse me?”
    “Tony,” Steve said now, “how long have you had a son? And how come we’ve never known about him?”
    “Yeah,” Clint spoke again, “I thought I was the only one with a secret family. Turns out you’ve had one longer than me!”
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    Peter gets to spend all summer living in Avengers Tower with Tony. When the Rogue Avengers get pardoned and come back to live at the Tower too, they're confused as to who Peter is. However, once they see how Tony acts around Peter, that confusion goes away, as they know for certain who Peter must be - Tony's secret son.
    Tony and Peter decide to make the most of the situation, and play along. They hope they can keep up the act all summer. But they soon learn that they barely have to act at all.

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    05 Dec 2022