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    Charlie had planted herself in front of Vox and was rambling off an impressive myriad of excuses, from busted pipes to bad Wi-Fi, while he stared at her, hands on his hips, with the utmost expression of forced patience. His black, digital brows were set in a line as straight as the glower at the bottom of his screen. He does a single, slow blink, finger tapping against his hip as he debates on how much money he can reasonably make on a Charlie Morningstar-inspired white-noise machine (and whether the guaranteed customer complaints will be worth the cheap buck) when a movement over her shoulder draws his eyes.

    He leans to the side, eyebrow quirking. "What's that?" Then promptly chokes on a surprised noise and shoves Charlie aside. "Holy shit, is that a human?"


    Lucifer plays a prank on Alastor.

    Everyone else has to deal with the consequences. 

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    19 Dec 2025

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    “Oh sweetheart, you’re not planning on sending a drunken text to Vox…”, Rosie gasped dramatically, putting her hand to her chest, while her dark eyes sparkled with mischief. With nimble fingers she plucked her phone out of Alastor’s hands, unlocked it and pulled up a chat window that had Vox’ face in the top left corner.
    After a quick crash course on how to actually type a message (complete with how to write capital letters – he refused to be caught misspelling), Alastor typed his first text message with the grace of a tech-illiterate pensioner.
    “Your suit looks like it was designed by a drunken peacock.”

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    Alastor and Rosie spend a night drinking together while hate-watching one of Vox’ game shows. What starts with a drunken text to Vox about his ridiculous outfit somehow ends in compromising photos and political extortion.

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    23 Nov 2025

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    There's an angel in Soho, and he thinks he's subtle. He's a benevolent spirit, if you do right by him.

    A collection of stories from the perspectives of those who have encountered the being.

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    07 Oct 2025

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    Mr. Fell is a sweet man (as long as you don’t try to buy his books). That’s undeniable.

    His partner on the other hand…well, less than savory assumptions have been made.

    3 times a Soho resident thought Crowley was up to something very sinister + 1 time they knew he wasn’t.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    Many people, seeing Crowley for the first time, from afar, if they were lucky, formed three impressions.

    First, he was obviously wealthy. There was a certain way he held himself, a certain glow that not really stated outright, more like hinted, that he did have a price. Only, it was a few dozen zeroes too long for anyone to be able to afford it.

    Second, he was dangerous. The way he moved, like a snake big enough to devour you whole, like a tiger, who had chosen the world as his prey. Like he could have you killed with a twitch of his finger, and right now, right now he was feeling twitchy.

    And finally, Crowley was, well, he was alone. No one even had proof there was a Crowley family, but it was the only way it made sense. It couldn't very well be the result of a single man's work, could it?

    John, the head of the second most powerful mafia family in London was about to find out how misconstrued some of these notions were.

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    05 Oct 2025