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Agatha Don't! by NocturnalPanda
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Honey Don't! (2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Aug 2025
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Agatha only made it a few steps back down the hall before Rio’s voice echoed after her. Bingo.
“Agatha, right?”
She turned to look back with a lazy grin, not slowing her pace. Rio’s nervous shifting only increased.
“Love those click-clackin’ heels.”
Rio was looking everywhere but at her heels.
- The Honey Don't AU
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God, That's Good! by NocturnalPanda
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Jun 2025
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Rio Vidal’s head was pounding. Not only had her son taken to the notion of ‘drumming up customers’ rather literally and far too eagerly, but the beggar woman living across the street was making eyes at her wife again. Said wife had already broken their rule of no more than one ‘gift’ a week - and it wasn’t even 8am on a Tuesday. To top it all off, she couldn’t find her favourite carving knife.
Who knew running a pie shop could be so much trouble?
or: the sweeney todd au literally no one asked for
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New Year's Resolution by NocturnalPanda
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Mar 2025
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After years of convincing, Agatha finally agrees to join Wanda for an Aerial Yoga class as a
sick and twistedNew Year's resolution.For one class.
Just to get Wanda off her back.
And then she's never going to set foot in that building again in her life.
(Un)happily, (for Agatha), Fate has other ideas.
If Fate were a
gorgeous dark hairedmildly unhinged aerialist with a seeming death wish and the ability to stop Agatha's brain functioning, that is.
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feral pet vampire rio and her handler(?) agatha
a short comic series
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22 May 2025
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If all roads lead to their showdown in the music festival, where did their paths first cross?
A collection of moments that lead up to 'all roads lead to this' in no particular order.
In which Agatha is a mean pop star, Rio is just an intern and they fall in love.
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- Part 2 of all roads lead to this
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10 Apr 2025
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local witch just wants to live the quiet suburban life with her wife and kid and bun but random witches just keep coming to throw down 👊💥
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01 Apr 2025
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Every year Agatha tries to steal Lilia’s top-secret burger recipe, but always fails. When Rio starts working for Lilia, Agatha thinks this might be her best shot yet.
Or, Agatha as Plankton from SpongeBob… but sexier.
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31 Mar 2025
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Rio stared at her quietly, slowly tapping her foot against the tiled floor. A wrinkle formed between her eyebrows from thinking about Agatha's predicament, and the lawyer sighed, waving her hand dismissively.
"Stop trying to find a solution to this. It will give you a stroke."
"Marry me," Agatha was glad she had finished her drink because she would spill it all over the bar at the words. She blinked to regain her composure, her mind scrambling for a teasing remark to fire back at Rio, but her tongue could only form one word.
"What?"
"I'm not a stranger from Craigslist, and I know probably most psychopaths would say that, but I'm not a psychopath. So, marry me."
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Agatha learns about a clause in her mother's will that makes her unable to inherit Evanora's fortune unless she gets married by forty. While drowning her sorrows at a bar, she meets Rio, a PhD student working behind the bar to make ends meet, who proposes an insane solution to her problem. Or rather, proposes to Agatha.
Everything spirals out of control after that.- Language:
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Bookmarked by NocturnalPanda
27 Mar 2025