Noodle_the_Queen



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    "Neil feels something in his chest light up. Like a firecracker or an atom bomb or something else that could self-destruct at any moment. It aches in a dangerous sort of way.
    'God', Neil thinks to himself as he follows Todd into the house to help him with boxes. Why had he thought being roommates with Todd was a good idea in the first place? He’s going to suffocate on these feelings; they’re getting too wedged in his windpipe. 'God, you lovesick bastard, you’re so, so stupid.' "

    Or, alternatively; a modern day university AU in which Neil lets daddy issues prevent him from telling Todd how he feels, Charlie doesn’t know how to knock, Meeks and Pitts are the only characters with brain cells, and the Neil Perry Support Group is born.

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    02 Oct 2023

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    “I don’t believe what I am seeing,” Isadora breathed as she watched her brother climbing the ladder leading to the hot air mobile home. Was she hallucinating from the oxygen changes in the higher altitude? Did Hector accidentally serve them molded food that was affecting her perception of reality? Maybe she never woke up and she was still dreaming in bed? If that was the case, she wanted to stay in this dream forever.
     

    (Or: the AU no one asked for where the children are cared for by Olivia Caliban)

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    29 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    The Daily Punctilio claims that the Baudelaire family died in the fire that destroyed their home. They've got it all wrong.

    Beatrice, Bertrand, Violet, and Sunny Baudelaire were inside the mansion when it burned down, but they escaped through the secret tunnels below. Now faking their deaths and on the run, they meet up with some allies and visit familiar destinations, looking for the one thing that can free them from both sides of V.F.D.

    Klaus Baudelaire was sent to Briny Beach alone on the day of the Baudelaire Fire, his sisters suddenly left behind. Strange to think how that cost them their lives. Sent by Mr. Poe to live with a man named Count Olaf, Klaus meets Duncan and Isadora Quagmire, two triplets who everyone seems to think are his siblings. Chased from guardian to guardian by the sinister Count Olaf, Klaus and the Quagmires just want some peace and quiet. Count Olaf, however, has plans for them... and their money.

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    10 Feb 2021