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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    Tommy can never tell later how he ended up like this.
     
    Shoved against the rough wall of Alfie Solomons gloomy office with his face pressed against the hard stone and the barrel of a gun digging into his temple, Tommy finds himself trapped between the unyielding office wall and Solomons's equally unyielding body.

    Or: After the Derby in Epsom, Tommy doesn't go back to Birmingham talking to Michael in his office. Instead he goes back to the Bakery to take his pent up feelings about almost being shot three times on this day out on the gangster who's ruling London's Underworld, Alfie Solomons.

    Things don't go quite as Tommy expected from that on...

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    “You in your right fucking mind, Thomas?” he asks, even though he knows the answer’s no.
    Tommy’s eyes are hazy and half-lidded, pupils practically nonexistent. Tiny little pinpricks vanishing into a sea of ice. Alfie’s reminded of a boat sinking.

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    21 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Thanks for giving me an excuse to rewatch Twin Peaks episodes 5-12. The title is from The Return but the story most certainly is not. Let’s say this happens right before the rescue at One-Eyed Jacks? But this is continuity light. Hopeful ending. Fish. (you'll see)

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  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    "Just one moment with my marble phallus," thought Mr Segundus to himself on that second night. "Just one moment will not hurt. After all, there are no students present and Mr Childermass and Vinculus are on the other side of the house. No-one would notice were I to seek a little enjoyment now."

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    13 Dec 2024

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    Despite some of Usopp's more out-there crack theories, Zoro and Sanji are not, in fact, secretly in love. They really do just happen not to get along- which leads to what may appear as the bickering of an old couple and the close contact of two men trying to rip each other's heads off.

    That is, until a fortune teller indubitably predicts their shared future.

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    There was no mutual pining. At first.

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    05 Oct 2024