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As a final stand in a war they never stood a chance of winning, Uzumaki Naruto chooses to use a forbidden blood seal to rip through the fabric of space and time itself rather than admit defeat. He has never been good at accepting his fate, and if bending reality with his own two hands is what it takes, then that’s just what Naruto will do.
The rest of the world is just going to have to suck it up and deal with it.
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“A time travel seal,” Sakura says numbly, staring at him with wide eyes and a slack jaw once she finally comprehends the excited tirade he has just finished throwing at her.
“A time travel seal,” Naruto confirms, grinning with a mouth full of teeth, eyes manic.
Sasuke sighs, immediately giving up on trying to make sense of anything that comes out of Naruto’s mouth. “Of-fucking-course.”
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21 Dec 2025
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“He can't see me,” Annie pipes up. “Or hear me. You couldn't until your brush with death. It doesn't happen to everyone. I think there was something latent in you.”
Lisbon whips her head around to look at Annie. “What are you saying?”
Annie smiles. “That you are what he pretended to be. I'm glad. You know how Patrick is. He wouldn't believe anyone else. I'm sorry you had to get hurt, though. I like you, Teresa.”
In which O'Laughlin's bullet did more damage, psychic powers are real, and Lisbon gets to know Jane's wife.
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02 Nov 2025
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“So…” she starts, shifting her weight in the chair, working up the nerve to look him in the eye. “What, you just lay up at night trying to figure out what gets me off?”
That makes him grin. “Don’t be ridiculous, Lisbon,” he calculates his words carefully. It isn’t a confirmation or a denial. “I already know what gets you off.”
She raises an eyebrow, challenging him. “Tell me.”
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31 Oct 2025
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Or, that time someone created a kink meme of the CBI employees. Set late S4.
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29 Oct 2025
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Bad Publicity [PODFIC] by Annapods, Arioch_pods (Arioch), bessyboo, forzandopod, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), knight_tracer, litra, Opalsong, UstolemyNAME for reena_jenkins
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
31 Dec 2018
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Bruce Wayne is either really bad at Twitter, or really, really good.
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- 1/1
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18 Aug 2025
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Naruto and Sakura have gone insane.
Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
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14 Aug 2025
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A game of “gay chicken” soon has the 12th abuzz…much to the confusion of the participants.
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07 Aug 2025
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To Act Out A Play You Don't Like With Your Memories As The Script by PunsAndCookies
Fandoms: Naruto
25 Jan 2021
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The Konoha 12 and a few other travel back in time. They want to keep the events the same, but decide to have a little fun along the way.
Shenanigans ensue.
The sensei are not drunk enough to deal with this, and not a single adult knows what's going on.
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25 Mar 2025
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Order of the Olympians by ShesLikeTexas
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2018
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Two months after the war with Gaea, a mysterious new prophecy has been issued, sending Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Nico Di Angelo, and Will Solace to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. (Set after The Blood of Olympus and during The Order of the Phoenix)
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26 Feb 2025
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Things Eddie Brock flirts with on a regular basis: death, insanity, his ex, his ex’s new boyfriend, and also the alien symbiote that lives inside his body. Not bad for a loser with no game, really.
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- Part 1 of drawn into something
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02 Nov 2024
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Bruce Wayne is either really bad at Twitter, or really, really good.
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- Part 9 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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02 Nov 2024
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A rewritten scene from Venom: The Last Dance because we deserved fucking better.
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30 Oct 2024
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You had that same look in your eyes by jayyxx
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
29 Aug 2024
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Logan’s never met anyone like Wade. That’s a multilayered statement.
A 5+1 about Logan adjusting.
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- Part 3 of Wade n Logan
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29 Aug 2024
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Eddie got kicked hard in the balls by a teenager he interviewed and said something along the lines of 'you kids with your memes' . The teenager of course didn't approve of that and as he kicked him, with the tip of his shoe, he shouted "YEET". Then ran away, Venom came out but Eddie convinced him that kids are kids and to not eat the kid.
Venom doesn't understand the pain and why Eddie won't let him fix it.
//Teeth right now are your enemy. Its the balls enemy.//
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27 Aug 2024
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Soft Narcissism by prepandemicwriting (bealeciphers)
Fandoms: Venom (Movie 2018), Venom (Comics)
11 Oct 2018
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@brockreportglobe: Six a.m. and my Spouse is hiding under the bed to scare me when I wake up. I’m never bored.
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27 Aug 2024
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"Who the fuck are you always talking to?"
Wade waits until Logan releases him, considering his answer. "You wouldn't believe me."
"Why?"
"It's super duper unbelievable."
"I'll take my chances," Logan deadpans.
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- Part 3 of Poolverine Adventures in Their Sex Life
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26 Aug 2024
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They go on vacation!
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23 Aug 2024
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- Okej, fistaszku – powiedział Wade, gdy położyli się spać. – Mamusia i tatuś zawsze mawiali, że nie można zasypiać, zanim nie pogodzisz się z tym, z kim jesteś pokłócony. A może kiedy jesteś głodny? Albo zanim się odlejesz? – Zastanowił się. – Któreś z tych. Dla dobra tej rozmowy uznajmy, że to pierwsze. Nie masz nic przeciwko, żeby powiedzieć mi, w którym momencie ugryzłem cię w dupę? Nie pamiętam, a bardzo chciałbym pamiętać jak gryzę cię w dupę.
- Boże, czy ty kiedyś zamykasz japę? – Westchnął Logan, ukrywając twarz w poduszce.
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- Part 1 of When You Call My Name
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06 Aug 2024
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What if Pete's world had its own Time Lord. In Rose's world, the Master died in the time war. In Pete's, it was the Doctor.
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There would be temptations, he had warned Rose and Mickey. But that was just for them. There shouldn’t have been anything that he couldn’t leave behind. He had Rose, he had the TARDIS, he had everything he needed. Or so he thought.
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- Part 2 of Qali's Thoschei Fics
- Part 1 of An Age Employed in Edging Steel
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11 Jul 2024
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the mountain range of your left-side brain by lupinely (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
05 Feb 2015
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Honestly, you can’t help but think: what’s the point? Why bother, right? Just ignore it and maybe it will go away and everyone can move on with their lives and no one ever, ever has to know about this annoying, embarrassing, dumb, useless crush you have on the prince of Fire Nation.
Yeah, there you go. Great plan. You’re a genius.
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10 Mar 2024