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Then a third, and up till now completely unthinkable, thing occurred. The portal behind Gale yawned open once more. Underneath the dissonant crackling of the portal’s magic, Gale could hear the distinct sound of a voice yelling and cursing in a foreign language. And before the wizard could register what in all nine hells was happening, a young woman was spat out of the portal like a wad of Chessentan chewing tobacco. She crashed into Gale’s chest, exactly like he had crashed into her the day before. Unlike Gale though, Brix did not immediately brush herself off and greet him with a practiced smile.
Instead, she resumed her cursing. At least, that’s what Gale assumed it was. He couldn’t glean any singular word from her outburst, except one terribly rude four-letter word, which was now sprinkled liberally into every other sentence.
“You!” she finally shouted and pointed an accusatory finger at Gale. “What the fuck did you do?!”
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Astarion wakes up from a nightmare following the defeat of Cazador. Tav is there to get him through the aftermath.
Short little piece of self-indulgence, because this poor bugger needs a hug post-Cazador. Enjoy the fluff and anguish.
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I Want To Feel The Edges Start To Burn by OctopusWriggles
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Jan 2025
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Cam, a human from Earth, finds herself flung into the Far Realms and is pretty damn pissed about it. So when her new elven companion suggest a midnight rendevous, she takes him up in the offer in an attempt to find some release for her pent-up anger and horniness.
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“Ooh, eager, are we?” Something about that tiny comment snapped Cam out of her buzz and made her see red. Oh no you don’t, you overgrown snowdrop! No way she’d give him the satisfaction. She tore out of the embrace, dropped to her knees, and pulled his pants off with one fluid motion.
“Oh, you sweet thing, you don’t have to worry about that – Let me take care of you first…” he said, reaching down towards her face. She caught his hand before he could reach her and looked him square in the eyes.
“Astarion. I really love having a cock in my mouth.” she said with a steely look. “And right now, I just want yours.”
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Tav screws up royal and has to apologize to an emotionally unstable vampire. He takes it about as well as can be hoped.
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Act 2, pre-confession scene.
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The pale hunter of the Sword Coast has drowned countless sailors without remorse, but the one prey he can't catch might be the one he can't bear to lose.
• 🌊˖°𓇼⋆A Baldur's Gate 3 Siren!Astarion AU for MerMay ⋆𓇼°˖🌊•
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12 Oct 2025
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Gale's nightly journey home on the metro was normally solitary...until a white-haired elf began to travel on it every night with him. Gale finally decided to approach the handsome stranger, leading to a most unconventional and memorable ride home.
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18 Sep 2025
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"Astarion!" She's white with horror, frozen. Siobhan makes no attempt to hide her near nakedness. He's already seen too much.
As he gets closer, he can see countless faint white lines crisscrossing beneath the fresh cuts, decades of self-mutilation. This is not the first time she's done this.
"You mustn't tell the others," she begs, tears flowing freely down her face. "Please, they wouldn't understand."
Astarion doesn't know how to respond, struck dumb by what he's caught her doing and her request. Siobhan's eyes search his face frantically, trying to divine what he's thinking and what he'll do next. With a start, he realizes they're playing out the inverse of the night he'd tried to drink from her. Now, he's the one being asked to protect a horrible secret.
But he can hardly focus on what to do next, all thoughts deafened by the sound of her throbbing heartbeat pounding in his ears and the pungent smell of her blood flooding his nostrils.
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Bloodletting is a remedy that is hardly possible to estimate too highly. Or that's what they say. Siobhan has enough darkness in her past that maybe a little bloodletting is called for. Unbeknownst to her, Astarion is more than happy to oblige.
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15 Jul 2025
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The hand removed itself from his forehead. “Temperature is normal,” Gale announced, before using its fingers to gather some stray drool that had trailed down Astarion’s jaw. Before Astarion could register the pitiful jolt of arousal at the sudden skin contact or the sheer absurdity of what Gale was doing, Gale had stuck its fingers in its mouth.
“What the —”
“No new bacteria detected,” Gale went on, “Ruling out food poisoning.”
“Oh, Gods,” Astarion groaned. “And to think that these things are what’s sending our workforce into a tizzy. What next, 'droid? Are you about to give me a rectal examination too?”
“There is no need for one at the moment,” Gale said, confused. “Unless you are seeking prostate stimulation—”
“No!”
Amidst the softly thrumming melancholy of a dystopian, cyber-punk city, former corporate-rat Astarion Ancunín, who has long since lost the will to live, finds himself in possession of a G-413 or "Gale" - an amnesiac android who, strangely enough, enjoys living.
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.