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Regulus Black has two obsessions.
1) Hating his older brother’s best friend, James Potter. Has Regulus met the man before now? No. But he has deemed James Potter his mortal enemy since he was ten years old.
2) A certain voice actor by the pseudonym Jay, who makes “spicy” audios.
Regulus has always known the universe to have a sick sense of humour but he didn’t know it was this cruel. He’d recognize that voice anywhere. To Regulus’s shock and abject horror, James Potter is Jay, there’s no doubt about it.
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wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel for grumposaur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
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Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
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08 Jul 2025
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After a month, Remus finds the courage in himself to confront Sirius about The Prank, which goes as ‘well’ as anyone would assume, as he says some words he would later regret. The day after, he wakes up to an alternate reality where Sirius was sorted into Slytherin instead.
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Mary starts laughing, so hard that tears start streaming down her face. “Sirius Black? In Gryffindor?” She slowly stops laughing and wipes the tears from her eyes. “Now that would be a sight for sore eyes.”
“Mary, you’re not going to believe me,” Remus starts, his breathing getting heavier. “Not in a million years.”
“Hurry the fuck up and say what you’re going to say,” Mary says, concern growing on her face. “Who’s to say I won’t believe you?”
A pause.
“I don’t think I’m supposed to be here,” admits Remus.
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