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  1. Curtain Call by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games)  

    06 Mar 2026

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    Josephine Montilyet and her wife S’vari Lavellan Montilyet take a moment to remember the long life they’ve had together.

    Written during Josephine Montilyet Week Day 5: Night at the Opera

    For my wife, may we be so lucky.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    6
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    44

  2. You May Go by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)  

    05 Mar 2026

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    Josephine Montilyet verbally spanks a merchant in defense of Herald Lavellan.

    Written for Montilyet Week 2026 Day Four: A Duel of Words

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    English
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    1/1
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    8
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    8
    Hits:
    42

  3. It’s The Thought by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition  

    04 Mar 2026

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    An attempt at a gift goes awry.

    Written for Montilyet Week Day 1: Courtship

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    8
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    83

  4. Bite the Hand by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)  

    24 Dec 2025

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    As the world of the Tevinter slave Sarai is upended, a decision must be made as to how to approach the new world being forced upon her.

    A decision that would be a catalyst for the woman who would eventually become Rook.

    A Tel Laidir story.

    A trigger warning: Sexual assault is threatened, but does not occur

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    26

  5. The Weight We Wear by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    24 Nov 2025

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    Neve Gallus has asked for Warden Tel’s assistance in attending a masquerade ball in disguise to smoke out a venatori lead.

    Always eager to help Neve, Tel finds herself stuck at the very first step.

    Putting on a dress

    Written for Rookfest 2025 Day 7: Masquerade

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    920
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    133

  6. To the Victor by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    23 Nov 2025

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    Neve proposed a friendly contest to her fellow Veilguard companions to help ease the stress of saving the world.

    As the contest comes to an end, Neve decides to rig the odds in her favor.

    Written for Rookfest Day 6: Lighthouse Tourney

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    879
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    148

  7. Yield by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    22 Nov 2025

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    A peek into the past of Grey Warden Tel who would eventually become Rook.

    A dalish slave accompanies her tevinter master as she goes shopping through Minrathous.

    Created for Rookfest 2025 Day 5: Shopping

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    37

  8. Tarnished Gold by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    20 Nov 2025

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    Isabela confronts Tel with a harsh truth about the Lords of Fortune, giving Tel a chance to make a choice about her future.

    Created for Rookfest 2025 Day 3: Factions

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    44

  9. Snoop by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)  

    19 Nov 2025

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    Detective Neve Gallus overhears Rook blowing off steam and comes to an incorrect conclusion. Luckily her curiosity gets the better of her.

    Made for Rookfest 2025 Day 2: Hobbies

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    1,078
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    250

  10. To Forge a Warden by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)  

    18 Nov 2025

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    Newly minted Warden Tel makes a decision that will define the rest of her life.

    ”You’re a warden now. This is bigger than gold and glory. Bigger than pride. We are the light in the dark, the last line of protection against the greatest of evils. No matter what we always get back up.”

    Made for Rookfest 2025 Day 1: Introductions

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    29

  11. Let the World Wait by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    31 Oct 2025

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    After a difficult mission, Warden Tel needs to not think, needs a moment to let everything fall away.

    Luckily her lover, Neve Gallus, has just the thing in mind to help her Trouble.

    Happy Kinktober!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    570

  12. Terrible Two’s by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    22 Sep 2025

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    Josephine Montilyet has come to the frustrating realization that parenthood is much harder than it looks, especially with twins. Luckily, her wife, S’vari Lavellan Montilyet, has a plan to try and help her relax.

    Written for Dragon Age Sapphic Week 2025 - Day 7: Free Day

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    English
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    1,377
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    192

  13. Slipping Through My Fingers by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    21 Sep 2025

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    What if Inquisitor S’vari Lavellan was a little less foolhardy with Lord Otranto?

    What if Josephine Montilyet was a little more practical?

    What if both of them just ran out of time?

    Written for Dragon Age Sapphic Week Day 7: Alternate Universe

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    87

  14. The Rite of Joining by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    21 Sep 2025

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    Josephine Montilyet and S’vari Lavellan wed in traditional Elvhen custom.

    Trigger Warning: There is a brief moment where the two cut the heel of their palms and blood is spilt. It is momentary and ceremonial only, but keep yourself safe.

    Written for Dragon Age Sapphic Week Day Six: Religion

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    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    116

  15. A Crack In the Ice by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)  

    21 Sep 2025

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    Neve Gallus decides to be brave about her Trouble, Warden Tel.

    Written for Dragon Age Sapphic Week Day 5 - First Times

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    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    708

  16. Stay by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    19 Sep 2025

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    After a few months of dating, S'vari Lavellan asks her lover, Josephine Montilyet to take a leap of faith.

    Written for Dragon Age Sapphic Week 2025 Day 5 - First Times

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    1,037
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    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    180

  17. There Will Be- by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    19 Sep 2025

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    Josephine Montilyet misses her wife, S’vari Lavellan Montilyet.

    Written for Dragon Age Sapphic Week 2025 - Day 4: Flowers

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    English
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    820
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    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    123

  18. Empty by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    18 Sep 2025

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    Josephine struggles with her first night apart from her lover, Inquisitor Lavellan, after the news of Josephine’s engagement to Lord Otranto.

    Luckily Leliana keeps an eye out for one of her dearest friends, and offers some wisdom as someone who has walked this same path before.

    Written for Dragon Age Sapphic Week 2025 - Day 3: Yearning.

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    English
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    1,910
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    191

  19. Running Into Fire by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    17 Sep 2025

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    Some people are always going to run into a fire, rather than away from it. At least they wouldn’t do it alone.

    Neve Gallus discovers something similar within herself and Warden Rook, a quality they share. For better or for worse.

    Made for 2025 Dragon Age Sapphic Week

    Day 1 - Doomed Couple
    Day 2 - Battle Couple

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    English
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    4,379
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    396

  20. With a Thousand Sweet Kisses - DA Kiss Week 2025 by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    08 Aug 2025

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    A collection of drabbles for Dragon Age Kiss Week 2025 featuring Josephine Montilyet and S’vari Lavellan

    These prompts jump all over Josephine and S’vari’s timeline together (with a few peeks into their future) and contains plot points from the Dawn Will Come series.

    If you’d like to see more of Josephine and S’vari, check out the Dawn Will Come series.

    Enjoy!

    Chapter 1: Morning
    Chapter 2: Tavern
    Chapter 3: Fade
    Chapter 4: Famous Landmark
    Chapter 5: Battlefield
    Chapter 6: Reunion
    Chapter 7: Celebration

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    Language:
    English
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    8,301
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    286

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