OnlyHereForTheSnacks
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Fate is a Bitch and Her Timing Sucks! by OnlyHereForTheSnacks
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
02 Sep 2025
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In theory, everyone on earth is supposed to have a soulmate. Someone who is perfect for them in every way. A storybook romance, or a best friend you can always confide in. Fate is supposed to pull them together at the right moment. Real life is never as easy as the stories though, and Fate has always had a way of fucking with vigilantes.
Danny always wanted a soulmate. At least he did before he died, now his life (afterlife?) is just starting to get manageable. He’s settled into his new role, doing what he can for both the ghost and human world and is looking forward to a quiet (if excruciatingly boring) summer vacation when his life is literally turned upside down and he is forced to confront parts of his past that he’d rather remained buried.
Damian has been resigned to the idea that he will have to protect his soulmate since he was a child. A soulmate is a weakness that others might choose to exploit. Nothing could have prepared him for the reality that is his perfect match. Perhaps he should have listened when his mother said his soulmate would have to be anything besides ordinary to compliment him.
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The day Tim met his daughter began just like every other morning since the marriage; he never would have guessed his whole world was about to change.
It wasn't easy being a part-time parent, part-time vigilante, full-time CEO but after a single glance at his daughter Tim was determined to make it work.(takes place between chapters two and three of Hell To Pay)
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- Part 3 of Making the Best of a Grave Affair
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Hell to pay by OnlyHereForTheSnacks
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU
02 Aug 2025
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If anyone had told Tim he would be married at twenty-one he would have assumed they were crazy. If they had told Tim he would be pathetically pining after his spouse like a woman whose husband was away at sea from one of Jason’s guilty pleasure romance novels he would have had them committed to Arkham. Tim was a being of logic and rules. He should have been upset that everything stopped making sense the moment he met Phantom. Somehow it just made the chase more interesting though.
Danny didn't want to disrupt his new husband's human life. It was already bad enough that they'd been forcibly tied together for eternity. He fully intended to wait until Red Robin's afterlife to bother him again. After the rough start to their relationship, he hadn’t even considered that the vigilante might want to see him sooner than that.
(This is the second in a series.)Series
- Part 2 of Making the Best of a Grave Affair
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Dying To Know You by Kizzer55555, OnlyHereForTheSnacks
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Teen Titans - All Media Types
04 Nov 2024
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Whenever someone gets injured bad enough to scar, that same scar appears on their soulmate. When Danny was young, everyone thought that his soulmate just hadn't been born yet but as the years passed and Danny never received so much as the sting of a papercut from his fated one, everyone began to accept that Danny Fenton simply didn’t have a soulmate- that is until he did. When shy, fourteen-year-old Danny started showing up with scars and injuries that matched Phantom’s, it wasn’t his fault that people made assumptions.
Kon knew he couldn’t have a soulmate, he was a clone after all. A mistake. A freak. No one even considered that he could have one- until he did. When the team finally tracks down Superboy’s soulmate they find a lot more than they were expecting. But how do you prove a soulmate bond when your skin is so hard, your other half has never received an injury from you?
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Harm Mitigation by OnlyHereForTheSnacks
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
08 Jun 2024
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“Are you ready?”
Red Robin’s muscles tensed in anticipation, and he had to deliberately relax.
This was it.
After weeks of preparation, dozens of sleepless nights and countless hours of research the crucial moment was finally approaching.
Despite his over-preparedness, ice spread through his veins as the car slowly backed into a spot and shifted into park.
“Babe?” Bernard shifted in the driver's seat to look at him head on. “We don't have to do this if you're not re-”
“I’m ready.” Tim interrupted.
“Then why do you look like you think someone is going to punch you in the face?” Bernard asked, with a teasing tilt to his lips that made Tim’s throat feel dry despite his anxious state.Tim and Bernard take a trip to Amity to meet the family.
Spoiler: It ends in existential crisis
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Making the Best of a Grave Affair by OnlyHereForTheSnacks
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU
06 Aug 2025
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Tim was used to life taking unexpected turns. It was just another part of being a vigilante. Sometimes life gives you lemons and sometimes an immortal assassin sells you into an arranged marriage to the ghost king for a piece of jewelry.
Sometimes you just have to do the best with what you have. But that’s okay, Tim’s used to that too.
Danny was used to taking responsibility for things even if he wouldn’t have chosen them for himself; he was a dead, ex-teen-vigilante, who somehow ended up leading an entire dimension on top of raising a kid. Getting married to a stranger was definitely something he wouldn’t have written on his bucket list but then again, he already kicked the bucket technically.
Sometimes all you can do is your best and hope it’s enough to keep everything from falling apart. Luckily Danny has a lot of practice.- Words:
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