OptimisticallyCynical



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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    A simple recipe for disaster: a rogue, a paladin, and a critical failure on a slight of hand check. Combine, agitate, and store in an enclosed space.

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    you dont need to know anything about dnd i prommy, it’s just fuckin' fantasy au style

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    08 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    fellas, is it gay to erotically examine the scar your ex-fiancé and current situationship got while putting his body on the line for someone else, and then jerk him off on his desk because you're really, really glad he didn't die, but you can't just say that because that's far too normal for whatever you two have going on?

    or: james visits qrow at signal

    or, or: elaborate, semi-toxic hatesex rituals as a love language

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    08 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Louisa comes home - because modern technology didn't let her get away in the first place.

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    24 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    For once, Bumblebee wasn't joking. He wasn't trying to come up with excuses.

    This time, It was true, but no one listened.

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    11 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    The way it starts is simple; Robby has a crush. He has a very normal, teenager-y crush on a boy who would never know of his existence, let alone his name.

    He doesn't even learn the other boy’s name until he's reading it off the tournament bracket, trying to remember why the asshole in blue looks so familiar.

    The way it starts is simple. The way it ends up is anything but.

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    28 Dec 2025