OracleOcelot

a photo of an ocelot with an expression that looks likes it's raising its eyebrows



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    “So let me get this straight,” Arthur said, folding his fingers together as the man in front him awkwardly shifted. “You are under the impression if you win the favor of my servant that you will then win my favor?” he asked and the nobleman shifted again.

    “Well, sire,” he said “That is the common consensus among… the chatter.”

    “The chatter,” Arthur repeated and his mind flashed to all the kindness Merlin had received from other nobles. Dear God.

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    Merlin has all of Camelot (and neighboring kingdoms) wrapped around his finger and Arthur is beginning to resign himself to the fact his servant somehow has more power than he does.

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    “Hello Peaches,” the Summers’ house landline answers back, and Angel audibly groans.
    “Spike? What are you—is Willow there?”
    "Could be. Depends. What’s the information worth to you?”
    Angel can practically hear Spike’s shit-eating grin through the phone.
    “Just let me talk to her.”
    "Ah ah ah, that’s not polite, is it, Grandad? First you’ve got to ask me how I’m doing.”

     

     

     

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    In which Angel essentially tries to call Willow for magical advice for four years and Spike says: No ❤️. (in other terms: Spike bothering Angel for three thousand words)

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    21 Jul 2025

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    Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.

    In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.

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    The Doctor keeps going, because he has to. Because Rogue can't.

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    23 Mar 2025