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    The thrilling tale of whether Deku and Bakugou will finally fuck to completion.

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    A bunch of self-indulgent ficlets for the 1000 crescents AU~

    Dipper hunts Fords to kill them, to get revenge - and to get something that is not exactly closure, but hey, as long as it scratches that itch.
    Since his deal with Bill, Dipper has Bill eyes/mouths in his hands. They can be controlled by Bill anytime, so it's not always completely clear when it's Dipper or Bill in control of them.

    Dipper's original Ford, however, has ascended to godhood by causing Weirdmageddon and basically selling earth to Bill. He likes to think he's a benevolent entity of reason and order, but he's basically Ford at his worst - an absolutely self-centered narcissist with a massive superiority complex and a billion layers of denial, obsessing over his own research and caring about little else. He's also a terrible creep.

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    Kaiba and Yami meet for a more private tournament at Kaiba's place. As a friendly competition lacks the crushing defeat Kaiba craves, they come to an arrangement that allows for both of them to open up more about their needs and desires.

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    Not AU, but twisting canon slightly.

    Harry and Electro bide their time to get Spider-man and his blood.

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  5. Summary

    A number of oneshots written for the prompt "bodily fluids", some pre-merging, some after.
    The fics are not as gross as this sounds, I promise.

    Drabbles vary in terms of tone from light-hearted to heavier stuff, just look at the tags & warnings.

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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    “How are you feeling?” Taking Izuku’s wrist in both hands, Ochako tugged until his arm pressed into the softness of her chest. “Are you tired?”

    “Not really…?” Izuku’s attention was divided, still attempting to keep an eye on Kacchan as he prowled closer. “What’s this about?”

    Kacchan moved with focused ease, barefoot and dangerous in his sweats. He circled around until his body heat pressed close and insistent at Izuku’s back. “Wanna play a game.”

    Two’s company, but three’s a competition.

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    26 Mar 2024

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    Kacchan is gay. The thought haunts Izuku like a loose tooth that won’t fall out, aching and squelching in the grip of his gums. Kacchan is gay. Kacchan is gay.

    If you were gay, then why did you hurt m–-

    The answer, he finds, leaves him more lost than ever.

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    23 Mar 2024

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    Deku lurched closer to grab him by the shoulders, hands shaking with some mixture of fear and rage. “Do you even — do you know how much trouble I’d be in if—”

    Katsuki smacked his hands away. “Underestimating me again. Fuck you. Of course I know.”

    Deku’s mouth had gone slack, cheeks slowly but steadily turning grey. His voice was almost a whisper. “What do you want, Kacchan?”

    Katsuki took a slow, deep breath.

    Without breaking eye contact, he unfastened his pants and let them drop.

    You can try to ignore your mistakes, but they won’t ignore you.

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    07 Feb 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    “So fucking messy,” Katsuki purred. He pumped his fingers back and forth a few times, making sure to rub the fleshy pads along the slick, bumpy surface of Izuku’s tongue. “How’s that — you like it?”

    Izuku writhed, feeling splayed open and helpless: the sensation was almost painfully intimate, ticklish and pleasurable all at the same time. Gurgling in the back of his throat, he attempted to nod without choking himself on Katsuki’s fingers and was only moderately successful. More spit bubbled up to drip out of his mouth.

    “Yeah? You like being a messy whore?” Katsuki shifted his hand to pinch the tip of Izuku’s tongue between two fingers, prompting a garbled whine. “Look at you, drooling all over yourself already. You want my dick that bad, huh?”

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    "Katsuki…" Mitsuki begins. "Tell me what I need to do, to… to convince you to act better. If not for yourself, then for me— your mother."

    She shakily wipes at her eyelashes with her palm, backing off. She'd /definitely/ let herself get too worked up earlier, but she'd always been an angry crier.

    She's so distracted trying to dry her eyes that she nearly misses the way Katsuki twists up onto his knees and mutters, "I… you'll do anything?"

    His soft voice makes her pause. Mitsuki sniffles wetly, and he flinches, but he looks her in the eye when she nods at him.

    "I will, you brat." She reaches forward to fluff his hair, her fingers gently combing through the strands. "I love you, Katsuki. Of course I'll do anything."

    "Let me fuck you."

    Ah?

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    Or, Katsuki makes a deal with his mom.

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    13 May 2022