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    Will stares at the bird. The bird stares back. In its beak, a very finely embroidered cloth, and in that, the tiniest of soft fists pushing forward from a folded corner.

    “Don’t you dare,” Will says, crouching, hand that is not currently cradling an overly large pour of whiskey pointed at the bird to ward it off.

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    After Hannibal is arrested and the trial dates are set, the stork visits Will Graham. With it, it brings a baby, a legally binding birth certificate, and a hope chest full of gifts for her. Nobody except Will thinks this is weird.

    (Alternatively, what if the Scarlet Letter was a dark romantic comedy?)

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    29 Nov 2025

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    Sometimes Adam misses fucking someone, instead of being fucked. Nigel isn't sure how he feels about that.

    Nigel has been called many things in his life, but never a coward, and never a quitter. (At least not by anyone who survived the encounter). It means something to him to maintain that reputation, even if no one other than Adam and himself will ever know. So, anyway, practice makes fucking perfect, right?

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    04 Sep 2025

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    Adam doesn't understand *why* Nigel wants him to call him Daddy, but he's not entirely opposed to it...

    “Am I doing this right?” Adam asks, hands curling against Nigel’s chest. “I--I don’t really--”
    “Fucking perfect, Adam,” Nigel growls and kisses him, fast and dirty. “You’re always so fucking perfect.”
    Adam smiles, all coy charm, when they part. “Language, Daddy,” he reprimands, pressing his fingers against Nigel’s lips.

    Daddy!Nigel and school boy!Adam roleplay.

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    04 Sep 2025

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    Um, so, people on tumblr wanted Hannigram phone sex, dick pics, and Hannibal talking dirty, and this is what happened. Will's stuck in a car with Jack and Alana, and Hannibal starts sending him massively inappropriate texts. Tada!

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    03 Sep 2025

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    Post-finale Hannigram figuring out what they want from one another and how to get it. This is sort of one of those 5 times x didn't happen and the 1 time it did, except I'm not so great at counting?

    For the tumblr prompt: what about after final hannigram fighting and suddenly there is this sexual tension and the next moment Hannibal is pushing everything from his desk b/c he just cant wait anymore he needs to have Will (which is so ooc for him bc he kinda 'has' OCD)

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    03 Sep 2025