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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    As horrible as things are for Mickey in Statesville Correctional, he takes comfort in the hopes that Ian is somewhere out in the world getting the help he needs, free to live his life without a criminal boyfriend holding him back. Even if he feels lost and abandoned, he truly believes that Ian still deserves good things.
    Then Mickey's hopes get dashed to pieces.
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    After years of abandonment, Mickey gets released from prison and learns the terrible truth of why Ian never visited.

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    30 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    Mickey has a new job, and some new coworkers to go along with it. Most of them don’t have the best backgrounds, since the shop had been willing to hire Mickey, even with his record. Even so, they overhear some phone conversations and are very concerned for who is on the other end of the phone.

    Or; misunderstandings abound because Mickey is Mickey.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.

    or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    Lambert runs afoul of a faerie during a contract, but manages to outwit her, at least temporarily. Before he can escape, he must choose which of the injustices he's suffered that he most wants to change. Seems easy enough, but Lambert knows better than to trust a faerie, and there's more at stake than he realizes.

    If he's clever, and lucky, he might be able to save himself in more ways than one.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    Lambert just wanted to make the woman stop crying. She was convinced he was going to take her only child as payment for saving their lives. So Lambert made her swear there would be no other children found in her house, then, like a fool, he claimed the Law of Surprise: the first thing she saw when she got home. There were a few seconds of blissful silence and then the daughter started crying.

    Turns out the family pet likes to greet the girl at the door.

    But cats hate Witchers, don't they?

     

    A story of how Lambert ends up looking after a cursed cat, helping a Witcher from a rival school retrieve his gear from angry mages, and maybe finds love along the way.

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    14 Sep 2025