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    If you were given the opportunity to live forever, would you take it? Ten years ago, I would have expected that you'd tell me that I was being ridiculous. I mean, surely no human can live forever, right?
    Wrong.
    We're living in 2077 now, where the City of Light is making immortality the latest fashion. And thanks to Kirschtein Inc., immortality costs only a few thousand dollars and a painful injection every morning starting from the day you turn twenty-one.

    Sounds perfect, doesn't it?
    We're the ones who put Death out of business.

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    12 Jul 2015

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    This started off as a silly little oneshot on my Tumblr to mark the gaining of so many followers, and then I just...kept...on...writing it... so I got convinced to make a little minific out of it. So here, a Disneyland au for everyone!

    Jean loves his job. He gets to strut around in a costume, flirting with pretty girls and signing autographs- it's a job made in heaven. Flynn Rider, after all, is the suavest Disney prince out there. Unfortunately, Jean does not live up to his character very often: especially when the new Prince Charming turns up and knocks him for six.

    (Un)fortunately for Jean, his friends are hell-bent on getting him laid- or at least getting Freckled Charming's number. But whether or not Jean takes advantage of the gleaming opportunities handed to him remains to be seen.
    Prepare for lots of secondhand embarrassment, clueless Marco and self-deprecating Jean. Oh, and Connie and Ymir, matchmaker extraordinaires.

    Not sure how long this will end up being, but I say minific sooo...

    Originally posted on my tumblr here: http://attackonmyponderland.tumblr.com/

    *Rating may change depending on the turn this lil thing takes*

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    17 Apr 2015

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Based on an amazing Anon's prompt: "Hey there, for a prompt may I ask for Vampire Prince!Jean x Human!Marco in which Marco is a prince unwillingly gifted to Jean as a means for peace between countries?"

    "This is the tale of how my own men betrayed me and sent me to be a slave for an undead prince..Trust is hard to find anymore..and he just makes it worse..Why me of all people...I never wanted this.."

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    15 Apr 2015

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    Jean Kirschtein is not entirely sure why they need someone to clean the pool when no-one ever seems to swim in the darn thing, but when his socialite mother just can't stop ogling the new pool boy, Jean realises she might not be the only one.

    Apparently balancing a growing relationship with the freckled pool boy is harder than it looks, when coupled with a more than dysfunctional family life, a cheating scumbag for a father, and a seriously lonely existence.

    An AU of equal measures fluff and angst featuring pool cleaning, roof-top smoking, lots of parental problems, and mainly shirtless Marco.

    (Fic on indefinite hiatus.)

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    19 Dec 2014

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    In which Jean is a grumpy loser and struggles to get through his first year of college, his three suitemates being about 92% of his struggle. He's got awful chronic nightmares, is emotionally disconnected, and he constantly feels like someone is watching him every time he goes to Astronomy. The usual college problems, yeah....? Yeah. But hey, that freckled guy in the row behind him looks familiar. Are they friends? Maybe they will be soon. Maybe they will be more than friends.
    Just another unoriginal college AU filled to the brim with silly shenanigans, cute dorks, and soul-crushing angst.
    The story of how Marco Bodt offered up his beating heart to Jean Kirschtein.

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    19 Dec 2014