Pene_rigate
Recent bookmarks
-
How to steal someone's heart and piss off Dumbledore in the process by oldangryslytherin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
Harry somehow ends up in the past, he can only go to Dumbledore for help.
They decide the smartest course of action is to have Harry take 'Dumbledore' as his last name and pretend to be Dumbledore's son.
Tom is confused as to how an obviously gay man, with no known partner or interest in forming a family, has suddenly spawned a whole teenager.
But he sees how he looks and decides it doesn't matter that much.Alternative title: 'Albus Dumbledore experiences karma' but in like a fond way.
-
Punks without pants by Mrs_Seamstress
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
This is an AU based in London around the end of 1978 to 1979 known as ‘the winter of discontent’. Strikes, protests and political upheaval were the norm. Crowley, a self confessed rich spoiled little shit, is more discontented than anyone. Running away from his life of privilege he lands in a squat with Hastur a dodgy student who makes "art" from found metal. Has Crowley told anyone where he came from? Has he fuck. He's spiked his hair, torn his jeans and signed up for the dole, he listens to punk and is pretending he's as ordinary as everyone else....
Az an avid follower of the Northern Soul music scene is having a pretty shitty time of it. His dads been laid off and he's had to come down to London and work for his uncle who owns the punk venue Dingwalls. He spends his nights breaking up fights and serving pints to groups of pretentious "punks" who have more hair gel than manners...
-
Tags
Summary
As usual summer before third year is really hard…
After an unfortunate incident with Aunt Marge, Harry finds himself staying with Snape and his live-in boyfriend of 12 years.
Only, Snape is just as awful as ever and his boyfriend is really cool and nice and makes Harry feel important… but as time goes on, it’s clear that all is not as it seems. Because Snape is actually… well, he’s not a decent guy, but he does care about protecting children from abuse, apparently.
But his boyfriend… It turns out that not all guys who seem good end up being good in the end. As he watches his professor’s relationship dissolve he can’t help feeling like an awful person for being an active participant in it.
It never once crosses his mind that Harry was being groomed and abused in a grossly different way than he was used to.
OR
Not only do old secrets get revealed, but Professor Snape’s boyfriend takes advantage of Harry while he’s staying there for the summer leading to shifts in perspective and possibly… healing?
-
Tags
Summary
Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
-
Tags
Summary
May 1st, 1998. Harry confronts Headmaster Snape in his office, hunting for horcruxes and answers. Their fight destroys Dumbledore's desk—and the damaged time-turner inside. When the dust settles, they're in 1925, decades before Voldemort's rise.
Stuck in the past with no way home, they accept teaching positions at Hogwarts under false names and a cover story: an arranged marriage. Harry is a horcrux living on borrowed time. Severus has spent seventeen years keeping him alive for a plan that no longer matters. Maybe this time, they can rewrite the ending.