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    It was a small miracle that Eddie hadn’t shoved him out of bed when those words tumbled out of Steve’s mouth. Because they weren’t together. They weren’t even friends. They weren’t anything other than two people who kept winding up in bed together despite hating each other with everything they had.

    Or, that’s how it looked, anyway.

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    OR: Steve underestimates how easily Eddie can accommodate a request in the bedroom.

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    Now that he’d dumped Billy, Eddie knew exactly how useless he was without a hot guy telling him what to do. But this so-called "life coach," this Coach Steve? He was definitely a hot guy who told people what to do– professionally, no less. Was Eddie really desperate enough to pay for the privilege?

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    Huh. Well... Fuck it.

    OR: Until recently, Eddie’s life had rigid structure in the form of his full-time, total power Dom, Billy. Post-breakup with no one left to impress, Eddie’s life is in total freefall. But a perfectly timed Facebook ad for life coach Steve gives him a zany idea: if he can hack his brain into self-improvement by using a surrogate Dom for his endless need for approval and external validation, what’s the harm? So long as Coach Steve never finds out, what’s the worst that could happen?

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    Chapters:
    2/7
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    “I didn’t really think it through when I said it, I just got so angry and all I could think was that I wanted them to know what it would be like for someone they love to be gay. It was probably a dumb plan, because the jury’s still out on if they love me,” he chuckled darkly. “Plus, the obvious.”

    The clock ticked.

    Robin raised her eyebrows and waited. “You’re… not gay?” She guessed with a frown.

    Steve flashed her finger guns with a grin. “Bingo.”

    Or, Steve asks Eddie to pretend to date him to teach his parents a lesson. Eddie is devastated to find out they weren’t dating already.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    17/20
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    694
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    190
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    ON THIS EPISODE OF HOARDERS:
    STEVE (interview): My name is Steve, and– well. I guess I have too much stuff. 

    DUSTIN (interview): I don’t know when it got this bad.

    STEVE (interview): Don’t act like I’m the crazy one because I cared more about their stuff than they did. Don’t you think somebody should look after it all?

    MIKE (interview): My kids? In that house? Absolutely not.

    [HOARDERS SEASON 6 EP. 2, Aired September 17th, 2012]

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    Chapters:
    1/6
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    264

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