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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    My dearest readers,

    Have you missed me? Of course you have. I do so apologize for my terribly long absence — but I promise, it was for good reason. You see, I’ve been working on something rather big. Monumental, even. The kind of revelation that makes you gasp over your morning tea. I thought about publishing a book — and oh, I nearly did! — but I decided you, my most devoted Prophet subscribers, deserved to hear it first. So, each week, right here in my column, I’ll share exclusive pieces of my newest serial: Yours Always — Lily

    You read correctly. Lily. As in Potter. This serial is drawn from dozens of letters written over eight months between two tragic lovers who risked everything for family. It's a story of love and sacrifice that will captivate you, entrance you, and — dare I say it — break your heart. And the best part? Every word of it is true.

    You think you know the story? Well readers — here’s where you’ll want to lean in — this is not the story of Lily and James.

    I, your humble reporter Rita Skeeter, bring to you:

    "Yours Always

    — Lily"

     

    Rita Skeeter releases secret letters between Snape and Lily in the Daily Prophet during our trio's 6th year

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.

    Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Peter seems to remember who he is, his name, his losses, his responsibility as the 'friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man', but everything that led to this moment? That led to being stranded in this foreign place? Half-remembered and hastily stitched together.

    Gotham is colder than New York, the faces are unfamiliar, the skyline jagged and grim, and the heroes... strange and foreign.

    He is haunted by visions of a dour, inescapable green; his memories muddled and vague. He knows he needs to get his narrative in order, needs to remember it properly, but now Peter has garnered the unwanted attention of Gotham's idolised protectors. And try as he might, he cannot seem to shake them off.

     

    Viridescent
    /ˌvɪrɪˈdɛsnt/ · adj.
    greenish; becoming green.

     

    You can find me on Tumblr under @the-halloween-jack, feel free to reach out, I'm always up for a chat <3 I may start posting art to go along with this.

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    25 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    After getting home from work, Edward gets an unexpected call: an Ishvalan child has been kidnapped. Of course he and Alphonse come to help.

    An alternate version of "Bonding Memories" (Episode 24 of the 2003 adaption.)

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    06 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    A series of oneshots set before my As Potter is to Snape universe showing bits and pieces from when Remus first became adopted by Albus and Minerva. Severus was adopted over a year before. It will skip around some but mostly starts during the summer before sixth year, when Severus and Remus first live together after Remus's adoption. It's a rough start but they turn out alright.

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    18 Jul 2025

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