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Of Leap Years and Lighthouses by Temporal_discounting
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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In Ed's experience, there's nothing quite so effective at snuffing out a crush than the disappointment of a mediocre roll in the hay.
So, Ed has a plan: One quick fuck to get this crush on Stede out of his system.
It's a good plan. Solid, simple, and definitely, one hundred per cent foolproof.
Right?
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06 Oct 2025
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Ed finds Stede's journal, describing all the things he wants to learn about sex between men but doesn't dare ask about. Ed, of course, feels he's the exact right person to offer practical demonstrations on the subject.
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A season 1 canon-divergence AU set after The Art of Fuckery
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23 Sep 2025
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Ed Teach and Izzy Hands have been working together, buying and flipping houses, for longer than Ed wants to think about. Ed moves in, does all the work, then moves on to the next project.
The trouble is, he's so fucking bored.When he and his dog Ivan move into their latest project, there's something about it that feels different.
In the woods behind the house, is a tree that continued growing up towards the sun even after it had been knocked down. Ed can't help feeling envious of the tree's determination to keep on going when everyone expected it to give up.
That tree leads Ed and Ivan to meet a mysterious and captivating golden-haired man, and the trajectory of all of their lives is changed forever.
This is a story about coming back from your lowest point. Making something beautiful from the ruins of what came before. Working out what you really want from life and going out to get it.
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- Part 1 of The Pawfect Gentleman: Canine Boutique
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21 Sep 2025
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In 2025, best friends Ed and Stede are a week away from opening the flagship store for their joint fashion brand, Gentlebeard. Stede finds an ornate mirror in a new antiques shop, and purchases it for the store, despite warnings from a strange blond Scotsman.
In 1718, Ed and Stede are getting ready to celebrate their first wedding anniversary. The crew brings them an anniversary gift, an ornate mirror that they found on a raid, despite Frenchie's insistence that the mirror is cursed.
The mirror may not be cursed, but 2025 Ed and Stede, and 1718 Ed and Stede quickly learn that it is magic when they swap places.
There's just one tiny problem: there aren't any instructions for how to get home again.
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16 Sep 2025
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Long before The Gentleman Pirate and Blackbeard met in a swirl of fire and smoke, two strangers stumbled upon each other in late 17th century Boston. Their charged encounter was supposed to be brief, but became something much more.
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- Part 6 of Pez's pre-canon gentlebeard stories
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07 Sep 2025