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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Mormon AU

    Vincent is a 19-year-old boy on his Mormon Mission, out converting people and giving them the perfect gospel of Joseph Smith.

    Alastor find interets less in the Religion and much more in the fact that an adorable charismatic boy showed up on his doorstep to tell him about a neat book he's got.

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    22 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Under ordinary circumstances, Alastor is polished and poised. Always three steps ahead, perfectly composed. You knew this about him, but there's a certain time of year where he gets...sloppy. Slips up more often, yet the smile never falters. It's different, and at times you're not really sure what it means.

    It's unsettling, but there's something about it that excites you, especially when he levels those eyes at you when he's completely stuffed with your cooking.

    Or...my search history implies that I've suddenly taken an interest in the mating season of white-tailed deer.

    WARNING: This is a multi-chapter belly kink fic with a lil sprinkle of breeding kink. If that's not your flavor, kindly click away <3 unless you're curious, then im sorry in advance lmao

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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Alastor kept Vox’s gaze, and cocked an eyebrow. “Are you just going to keep looking at me all day? Or do you have further plans?”

    “Oh, I have plans,” Vox said, his voice clear, “But first, I’m going to take my time–” Vox lowered his voice to a growl “ –and really look at all of you.”

    For the first time, Alastor lightly blushed.

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    Vox turned his head back towards Alastor. “I’ve waited this long. I’m going to take my fucking time.”

    Vox circled to face Alastor, then slowly reached out and grazed Alastor’s face with his nails. Vox’s teasing touch left a trail of goosebumps along Alastor’s skin.

    Vox lowered his voice to a whisper. “Now, what should I take off first?”

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    25 May 2026

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    “It’s quite the opposite, actually. I’ve come to help you,” Alastor said, as if it wasn’t the most ridiculous thing Vox had ever heard.

    “How stupid do you think I am?”

    “Exceedingly so,” Alastor smirked and Vox scowled. He’d walked right into that one.

    Alastor held up his hands in a sassy, little shrug. “But as I told you earlier, you helped me break a chain that’s been a thorn in my side for a very long time. So I believe I owe you more than a simple thank you. Look, I even brought you a gift.”

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    Vox is forced to deal with the consequences of his failed takeover of Heaven in the worst way he can imagine. Being left alone with his own thoughts. Thankfully, his arch rival and old crush Alastor shows up to distract him.

    Russian Translation by margo0sha

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    11 May 2026