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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    A collection of mini-fics and short scenes about Vimes' and Vetinari's...whatever-ship, linked by the theme of touch. Some of them are inspired by book events, some of them are entirely random.

    The smut in this is entirely contained within the last chapter; the rest is pretty much teen and up.

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    02 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Vimes realises someone is trying to poison lord Vetinari and deals with it the way no one expected, Vetinari then deals with the cosequences.

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    31 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Todd had his fair share, of course. It had been a rough year, and there was no shortage of crap to fuel his subconscious. Many a night he had fumbled into wakefulness, Suzie Boreton’s laughter wrapping around him like barbed wire as he slithered backwards through time.

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    But Dirk’s nightmares were worse, in their own way, because there was no sound, just the tightening of Dirk’s hand in Todd’s grip, the hushed gasps, and the endless, silent tears. 

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    Or, Dirk is broken as heck, so why not have him cry it out? That's it. That's the whole story. You can all go home now.

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    12 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    “This is like some sort of prison maze,” Todd complains about ten minutes and three forks in the tunnel later. “We’re lucky you work as some sort of holistic compass.”

    “A holistic compass, Todd,” Dirk scoffs breathlessly. “You must be concussed to come out with that sort of nonsense.”

    In which a cave explosion leaves Dirk and Todd trapped whilst Farah goes in search of help. It isn't long before Dirk realises waiting for rescue may not be a viable option and takes matters into his own hands.

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    10 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    "Despite the multitudes of injuries he’d received over the course of his life, Dirk was not someone who got sick. It seemed as though the universe had figured out that it was difficult for someone to get people where they needed to be or solve the mysteries unfathomable to the average eye when that someone was bedridden. Or delusional. Or neither, but too dramatic to be anything less.

    But when he did get sick? Oh, it hit him like a goddamn truck."

     

    The one in which Dirk Gently doesn't know how being sick works when you can rely on other people, and Todd is a good and loving friend.

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    08 Mar 2025